Far to weird for me.

I'm reporting you to the management.

Carry on. She knows

*calls the Flying Squad*

"Allo Jack...yeah..yeah..daahn the 'Rub'..yeah..cannot miss em'..yeah saahn..yeah sweet"

*replaces receiver*

Well done old bean.

The drinks are on me, not that anyone is serving but anyway.

Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.

*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls*

*pins sign outside Pub*

-£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"-

*tuts* it's not for selling

Although plenty do, to be fair. Make a few quid out of the gullible, Mystic Bob

*starts ripping open teabags*

Morning folks.

I'm home

Welcome home. How are you?

Better, A lot more mobile

Woohooo! Wb eug, it's been a long time. Have you been in hospital all these weeks? Were there complications?

Completely shattered my ankle, plus a couple of other issues where social services and occupational therapy had to get involved. All sorted now though.

Can't fault the help I got, but wow, it's good to be home

It was a worse break than I had realised I expect you are still using a stick. How did you do it?

It's always great to be back in your own home!

Glad your ok Eugene 👍

A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.

If feels good.


Thanks Bob

Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters* Good to see you up and about eug!

Afternoon peeps, pot of tea and a buttered scone please!!

Evening all *clatters* *clunks*

Evening chinbob! Ta muchly.

Is Scameron toast??

Be nice if he was, but I doubt it. Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU?

Evening.

Where's the nurse with my evening cup of tea?

What do you mean I need to make my own?

I'm watchin' Emmerdale stooooooooooooopid! Yer'll have to use the venders!

Anyone got a spare 10p? :P

NINE MILLION QUID on propaganda!! WTF??? I've just commented on that in the Q & A thread! *fumes*

Eug, there are clunks and clatters on the bar, help yourself!!

*opens pub* Morning all.