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Old 23-01-2016, 15:56
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Afternoon SR. I am busy cleaning all the dog hair off my hoose. You'd not think two small animals could shed so much hair in a few hours I love them but not the hair
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Old 23-01-2016, 16:00
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You've been told repeatedly you don't bring in food to eat on the premises!
All yer doing is getting chinny into bother! Yer a troublemaker!
It's about time you started using yer brain!
Byeeeee, have a good one.
Afternoon twass & all
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

you should bar him for 2weeks, tae cool his jets
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Old 23-01-2016, 16:09
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Evening Sleeps. Why not let Eddy and Chin have one night as takeaway night when you relax the rules, but all other nights your rules apply?
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Old 23-01-2016, 17:37
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Good evening everyone.

Coffee and cake please.


You've been told repeatedly you don't bring in food to eat on the premises!
All yer doing is getting chinny into bother! Yer a troublemaker!


I thought it was ok to bring food in so long as your plateage charge was paid. So, I shall carry on regardless.
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Old 23-01-2016, 17:58
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Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

you should bar him for 2weeks, tae cool his jets


*Hands Sleeps the remotes.*


It's your turn. See how nice I am. Enjoy but hurry up with my cake and no ASDA rubbish.
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Old 23-01-2016, 18:32
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Evening Sleeps. Why not let Eddy and Chin have one night as takeaway
I thought it was ok to bring food in so long as your plateage charge was paid. So, I shall carry on regardless.
Does that annwer you question....... Twass ?

Next time its does happen, its going straight in the bin trust me !

Why cant they go up tae the farmers snack shack, hes got a tv in there, that would make more sense & keep Sr of my back !!
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Old 23-01-2016, 18:44
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Clearly Eddy's a law unto himself, Sleeps
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Old 23-01-2016, 18:48
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Clearly Eddy's a law unto himself, Sleeps
Hi there.

If you're at the bar, I'll have a Scotch. Not the cheap one.
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Old 23-01-2016, 18:57
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Hi there.

If you're at the bar, I'll have a Scotch. Not the cheap one.
That's no way to talk about Sleeps
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Old 23-01-2016, 19:02
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Clearly Eddy's a law unto himself, Sleeps
Not when I'm behind the bar, he wont !


That's no way to talk about Sleeps
Your lucky I dont do shoogly nails on a saturday night ...... lady !
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:00
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*lurks in shrubbery outside pub*
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:08
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*lurks in shrubbery outside pub*
Why ?

Morning Twass, & all
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:28
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Why ?

Morning Twass, & all
I was waiting for the pub to open of course, Sleeps!!

Morning all pubsteroonie peepsingtons. A pint of your best orange juice please, barman Sleeps
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:35
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I was waiting for the pub to open of course, Sleeps!!

Morning all pubsteroonie peepsingtons. A pint of your best orange juice please, barman Sleeps
No probs Twass, * Clunk *

Sr, is having a burns night tomorrow, with all the works & a free dram
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:46
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No probs Twass, * Clunk *

Sr, is having a burns night tomorrow, with all the works & a free dram
Excellent! Will you be piping in the haggis?
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Old 24-01-2016, 07:55
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Excellent! Will you be piping in the haggis?
Nah, I'll be working behind the bar, You'll love the kilt Sr has for Chinnie, he'll be drop dead gawjus for all the girls
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Old 24-01-2016, 08:26
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*saunters in* Morning all.
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Old 24-01-2016, 08:27
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Nah, I'll be working behind the bar, You'll love the kilt Sr has for Chinnie, he'll be drop dead gawjus for all the girls
I hope he's commando underneath

*saunters in* Morning all.
Better late than never I suppose!!
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Old 24-01-2016, 08:39
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Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

you should bar him for 2weeks, tae cool his jets
He needs a good kickin' if you ask me!
Evening Sleeps. Why not let Eddy and Chin have one night as takeaway night when you relax the rules, but all other nights your rules apply?

Errrrrr, since when was it up to Joe to decide! I've told Fang Chewy repeatedly NOT to bring in food, he still does. He seems to have a sense of entitlement!
Good evening everyone.

Coffee and cake please.





I thought it was ok to bring food in so long as your plateage charge was paid. So, I shall carry on regardless.

No it bloomin' isn't, as you well know, yer pushing yer luck mister! So you'd better pack it in!
Nah, I'll be working behind the bar, You'll love the kilt Sr has for Chinnie, he'll be drop dead gawjus for all the girls
He'll like it, I hope. HERE
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Old 24-01-2016, 08:40
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I hope he's commando underneath



Better late than never I suppose!!
Oh he will be.


Since when was I answerable to you (or anyone else). Just wind yer neck in!
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Old 24-01-2016, 08:41
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please. A full traditional breakfast with 2 eggs (well done) and lightly buttered toast (brown bread). Thin layer of marmalade on 1 of the toast.

Hurry up.
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Old 24-01-2016, 09:28
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He'll like it, I hope. HERE
Oooh I say

Morning Eddy!
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Old 24-01-2016, 09:31
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Morning twass.
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Old 24-01-2016, 09:52
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Good morning you lot.



Tea please. A full traditional breakfast with 2 eggs (well done) and lightly buttered toast (brown bread). Thin layer of marmalade on 1 of the toast.

Hurry up.
Morning Eddy

*tuts loudly* *slam clatter clunk clatter*
Do you want it raw or cooked! If the answer is cooked, you'll wait like everyone else does! *prepares bill for platage from the other night*
Oooh I say

Morning Eddy!
You like?
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Old 24-01-2016, 10:07
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I think it would look perfect on someone like this......not sure about chins
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