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Old 07-04-2016, 06:06
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*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it

Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*
Something has!
Ok. But what are you going to do with it?
Hopefully turn you into a frog!
Far to weird for me.

I'm reporting you to the management.
Really!
Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.

*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls*

*pins sign outside Pub*

-£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"-

*tosses out ridiculous tent & other rubbishy paraphernalia*

*rips down signage from pub wall*

*starts ripping open teabags*
*tuts* Look at the bloody mess in here!
Morning folks.

I'm home
Welcome back.
A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.

If feels good.



Thanks Bob
Rumour has it you were pole dancing when it all went terribly wrong!
Be nice if he was, but I doubt it. Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU?
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Old 07-04-2016, 06:16
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Old 07-04-2016, 06:56
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Morning Sr and peeps
Morning chinny, can you hoover out the snug. The floor is covered with gawd knows what!
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Old 07-04-2016, 07:59
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Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge.
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Old 07-04-2016, 08:19
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Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge.
Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
*clunk clatter*
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Old 07-04-2016, 08:46
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Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:00
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Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!
Well chinnock, I am not sure Bob has the gift, but he sure knows how to please a client
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:03
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Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
*clunk clatter*
Ta muchly. The bright start here has blooming well evaporated already - so much for me washing going out!
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Old 07-04-2016, 09:16
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Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!
Tis' true.

*scarpers*
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Old 07-04-2016, 13:31
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Good afternoon.

Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls.

Hurry up.
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Old 07-04-2016, 13:55
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Good afternoon.

Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls.

Hurry up.
Afternonn bossy boots. *clatters*
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Old 07-04-2016, 13:57
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Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!
You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.

Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities.

Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius.
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:00
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Afternoon all peeps.

*gives Eddy a hard stare*

Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:03
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You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.

Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities.

Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius.
I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?

Afternoon all peeps.

*gives Eddy a hard stare*

Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*
Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera!
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:13
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I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?



Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera!
That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed

Ta muchly

You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:20
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That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed

Ta muchly

You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient
Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub! How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:26
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Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub! How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?
Not in the slightest. I shall watch with interest SR's comments on your Pub ownership
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:28
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I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?

Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera!
A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.

Afternoon all peeps.

*goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*
*Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.*

No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there.

*Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:28
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Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:31
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Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ
Good news. Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:36
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Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ

Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:36
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Good news. Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.
Struggling along.
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:37
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Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍
Going to a gig.

That gig!
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:45
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Going to a gig.

That gig!
Very nice. Something to look forward too.
Bratwurst & curry sauce please
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Old 07-04-2016, 14:58
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A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.



*Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.*

No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there.

*Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*
I don't know who you threw out of the snug, but I'm still in here. You'd better pay me that tenner if you want me out of here, otherwise I'm not shifting!
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