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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it

Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*”

Something has!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Ok. But what are you going to do with it?”

Hopefully turn you into a frog!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Far to weird for me.

I'm reporting you to the management.”

Really!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.

*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls*

*pins sign outside Pub*

-£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"-”


*tosses out ridiculous tent & other rubbishy paraphernalia*

*rips down signage from pub wall*

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*starts ripping open teabags*”

*tuts* Look at the bloody mess in here!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Morning folks.

I'm home”

Welcome back.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.

If feels good.



Thanks Bob”

Rumour has it you were pole dancing when it all went terribly wrong!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Be nice if he was, but I doubt it. Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU? ”

chinchin
07-04-2016
Morning Sr and peeps
Scots rool
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps ”

Morning chinny, can you hoover out the snug. The floor is covered with gawd knows what!
twassington
07-04-2016
Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge.
Scots rool
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge.”

Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
*clunk clatter*
chinchin
07-04-2016
Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ”

Well chinnock, I am not sure Bob has the gift, but he sure knows how to please a client
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
*clunk clatter* ”

Ta muchly. The bright start here has blooming well evaporated already - so much for me washing going out!
farmer bob
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ”

Tis' true.

*scarpers*
EddyBee
07-04-2016
Good afternoon.

Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls.

Hurry up.
chinchin
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls.

Hurry up. ”

Afternonn bossy boots. *clatters*
EddyBee
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ”

You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.

Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities.

Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius.
twassington
07-04-2016
Afternoon all peeps.

*gives Eddy a hard stare*

Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*
chinchin
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.

Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities.

Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius. ”

I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps.

*gives Eddy a hard stare*

Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*”

Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera!
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?



Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera! ”

That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed

Ta muchly

You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient
chinchin
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed

Ta muchly

You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient ”

Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub! How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub! How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?”

Not in the slightest. I shall watch with interest SR's comments on your Pub ownership
EddyBee
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?

Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera! ”

A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps.

*goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*”

*Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.*

No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there.

*Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*
eugenespeed
07-04-2016
Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ
EddyBee
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ”

Good news. Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.
farmer bob
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ”


Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍
eugenespeed
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good news. Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.”

Struggling along.
eugenespeed
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍”

Going to a gig.

That gig!
farmer bob
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Going to a gig.

That gig!”

Very nice. Something to look forward too.
Bratwurst & curry sauce please
twassington
07-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.



*Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.*

No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there.

*Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*
”

I don't know who you threw out of the snug, but I'm still in here. You'd better pay me that tenner if you want me out of here, otherwise I'm not shifting!
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