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#2726 |
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*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it
Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp* ![]() Quote:
Ok. But what are you going to do with it?
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Far to weird for me.
I'm reporting you to the management. Quote:
Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.
*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls* *pins sign outside Pub* -£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"- ![]() ![]() *tosses out ridiculous tent & other rubbishy paraphernalia* *rips down signage from pub wall* Quote:
*starts ripping open teabags*
*tuts* Look at the bloody mess in here! Quote:
Morning folks.
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A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.
If feels good. Thanks Bob ![]() Quote:
Be nice if he was, but I doubt it.
Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU? ![]() ![]()
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.
Large tea please and a bowl of porridge. |
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Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.
Large tea please and a bowl of porridge. ![]() *clunk clatter*
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#2731 |
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Morning twassock.
That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ![]() ![]()
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Morning twassock.
That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
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Morning twassock.
That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() *scarpers*
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Good afternoon.
![]() Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls. ![]() Hurry up.
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Good afternoon.
![]() Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls. ![]() Hurry up. ![]() *clatters*
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Morning twassock.
That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities. ![]() Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius.
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Afternoon all peeps.
*gives Eddy a hard stare* Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*
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You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.
![]() Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities. ![]() Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius. ![]() Quote:
Afternoon all peeps.
*gives Eddy a hard stare* Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair* ![]() *clinks* I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera! ![]() ![]()
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I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?
Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks* I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ta muchly ![]() You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient
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That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed
![]() ![]() Ta muchly ![]() You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient ![]() How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?
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Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub!
How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?
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I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?
Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks* I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
Afternoon all peeps.
*goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair* ![]() ![]() No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there. ![]() *Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*
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Afternoon all
Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ |
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Afternoon all
Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.
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Afternoon all
Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ Deutschland uber alles?? Lovely country Eugene 👍
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Good news.
Hope you are you managing ok being back at home. |
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Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍 ![]() That gig! |
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Going to a gig.
That gig! Bratwurst & curry sauce please
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A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.
![]() *Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.* ![]() No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there. ![]() *Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.* ![]()
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