Originally Posted by twassington:
“*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it
Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*”
“*whispers back* Actually I was wondering if the rats had been at it
Ta muchly! *scrunch scrunch, slurrrrp*”
Something has!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Ok. But what are you going to do with it?”
“Ok. But what are you going to do with it?”
Hopefully turn you into a frog!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Far to weird for me.
I'm reporting you to the management.”
“Far to weird for me.
I'm reporting you to the management.”
Really!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.
*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls*
*pins sign outside Pub*
-£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"-”
“Thanks Edward. Large Scotch please.
*sets up "Mystic Bob" tent in snug, replete with tarot, tea leaves reading & crystal balls*
*pins sign outside Pub*
-£13.99 shall secure a 10 minute consultation (FREE tea & biscuits inc.) with "Mystic Bob"-”


*tosses out ridiculous tent & other rubbishy paraphernalia*
*rips down signage from pub wall*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*starts ripping open teabags*”
“*starts ripping open teabags*”
*tuts* Look at the bloody mess in here!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Morning folks.
I'm home”
“Morning folks.
I'm home”
Welcome back.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.
If feels good.
Thanks Bob”
“A simple fall. You'd think I'd been doing extreme sports.
If feels good.
Thanks Bob”
Rumour has it you were pole dancing when it all went terribly wrong!

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Be nice if he was, but I doubt it.
Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU?
”
“Be nice if he was, but I doubt it.
Did you know the Tory scumbags are spending £ millions on a booklet with opinions masquerading as facts asking us to vote to stay in the EU?
”





*clatters*