Something has!

Hopefully turn you into a frog!

Really!


*tosses out ridiculous tent & other rubbishy paraphernalia*

*rips down signage from pub wall*

*tuts* Look at the bloody mess in here!

Welcome back.

Rumour has it you were pole dancing when it all went terribly wrong!

Morning Sr and peeps

Morning chinny, can you hoover out the snug. The floor is covered with gawd knows what!

Morning all peeps and parps. Glorious and sunny morning! Shame it isn't meant to last.

Large tea please and a bowl of porridge.

Morning twass, sunny here but the sky looks dodgy with big black clouds!
*clunk clatter*

Morning twassock. That farmer bob has been reading my fortune and he says that Sr will be my employee soon and also I am due a big pay rise!!!!!!

Well chinnock, I am not sure Bob has the gift, but he sure knows how to please a client

Ta muchly. The bright start here has blooming well evaporated already - so much for me washing going out!

Tis' true.

*scarpers*

Good afternoon.

Chicken chow mein please with prawn toast and veg spring rolls.

Hurry up.

Afternonn bossy boots. *clatters*

You know what, I always think that you are already the Pub owner. You do all the work and your charming personality is just right for a Pub landlord.

Promise you will sack Sleeps and ban twassington from the snug and give me back my account facilities.

Farmer Mystic Bob is a genius.

Afternoon all peeps.

*gives Eddy a hard stare*

Lime and soda please with ice. *goes into snug and settles self comfortably in the best chair*

I'll see wot I can do Eddy, howver I think we should allow twassock in the Snug for a suitable fee?


Afternoon trouble maker. *clinks*

I am leaving Eddy in charge this evening as I am going to the Opera!

That's going to go down well with she who must be obeyed

Ta muchly

You'd get better results paying me to keep out of the snug A tenner a day would be sufficient

Wotchit you or yer'll get barred! It's my Pub! How do yer fancy being the new cleaner?

Not in the slightest. I shall watch with interest SR's comments on your Pub ownership

A dream comes true. Thank you. You can trust me.


*Throws twassington out of the snug and locks door.*

No weirdos are allowed in the snug unless they pay £10 for the management to overlook their weirdness. You can stay in the main bar, it's very nice there.

*Goes behind bar, checks till, opens self a Pub account and charges a large brandy to it in celebration, starts arranging the drinks in alphabetical order, gives Chin a pay rise for the week.*

Afternoon all

Got to cheer myself up some how, so guess where I'm going next March?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIpywjUiCQ

Good news. Hope you are you managing ok being back at home.

Deutschland uber alles??
Lovely country Eugene 👍

Struggling along.

Going to a gig.

That gig!

Very nice. Something to look forward too.
Bratwurst & curry sauce please

I don't know who you threw out of the snug, but I'm still in here. You'd better pay me that tenner if you want me out of here, otherwise I'm not shifting!