Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Good evening Chin.

Evening Eddy. Can you get the takeaways in. Pizza? *clunk* Sr won't mind, she's most probably on the gin agin or up in the Attic with Gemo.

Eddys still barred, & your on a final warning fella,

Yer not bringing that muck in here son, yeah can both eat it in the carpark

* Turns the footie on in the snug *

That TV set has been doctored so it can't pick up footy! You are watching an advert!

You'll not be eating yer food or watching yer farm show * Mega Sniggers * Result job done !

As SR doesn't mind ... the pizzas and trimmings will be here for Emmerdale. Enjoy.

And we've got free Haagen Daaz!!!

Oh well done Eddy. *Tucks in* That poor deluded Sleeps is staring at the goldfish tank. He thinks he's watching the footy!!!!!

Evening all parps. Business as usual in here I see

* Chucks pizza & trimmings in the bin Sr style *


You've just got yer p45 in the post son ! ....... cctv will prove that !



Evening Twass, double G& T is it ? * Clunk * Clunk *

Evening twassock Poor Sleeps is drunk on whisky fumes I'm afraid. *clunk* *Rolleyes*

Thanks Sleeps, a G&T will do very nicely


Ooh, clunk number two.

Thats the last drink, I'd be near ya numpty !

Good evening twassington, Sleeps.



*Rubs belly.*

That was delicious, very delicious indeed. Yes, I do worry ever so much about Sleeps. Tell you what, we'll let him have our pizza leftovers. It might help to soak up all that Scotch he's been overdosing on.

Emmerdale was hard work tonight. Sad episode.

Eating cold pizza in a carpark, yer more weirder than chinnie !

Just make certain that's what you tell SR.

Any chance you can bring a jug of Pimms 'out here'. It really is a lovely evening.

*opens pub* Morning all

Sad news re David Gest, he was such a funny funny guy! He was so entertaining on IAC. RIP David.

Wished I'd have watched it now. RIP Morning Sr and peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Good morning you lot.


Very sad news indeed. He came across as a really nice lovely man. RIP,

Oh, wot you going tae do with yer little sugar plum/ puddle ?

He was running amok in here last night wiv that other crackpot, my nerves are shattered

Its about time you got some door stewards tae bouce they pair a muppets out this place, you dont pay me enough tae do it * rollleyes *

I'm ready tae walk btw

Morning Sr, & all

Sad news about DG

Don't listen to Sleeps Sr I have the CCTV and evidence! You should see his little schemes for ripping you off, including nicking all your bread rolls for his burger van!!!!!

More Tory sleaze:

https://www.opendemocracy.net/ourbee...er-up-by-press

Morning chinny, yes you missed out on a lot. Her was a naturally funny funny guy.

Morning Eddy.

Yes he did.

What are you moaning about, they were out in the car park having a 'picnic', according to the CCTV!

Stop lying through yer teeth, he's doing no such thing! And you can get out & clean up that car park, it's littered with pizza boxes & Häagen-Dazs containers. All yer doing is encouraging rats!

They're up to their scraggy necks in it.....having said that, the media are no better. Why were they suppressing that information!

Morning all peepsicles!!! More Tory sleaze? Who'd have thought it!! Cover ups? Lies? Well deary me. *rolls eyes*

Large tea and an egg on toast please I need to keep me strength up, the wood man is delivering shortly and then I'll have to stack it all in the shed aka old outside loo