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Old 24-01-2016, 16:39
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I think it would look perfect on someone like this......not sure about chins
Well I can only work with what I have.
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Old 24-01-2016, 16:47
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Well I can only work with what I have.
Indeed
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Old 24-01-2016, 18:36
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Evening all

Eddy its you turn for the remotes mate !
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Old 24-01-2016, 18:51
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Evening Sleeps. A Capn Morgan's and coke on the rocks please with a twist of lime.
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Old 24-01-2016, 19:10
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Good evening.

I'll have the same as twass. Sounds just right.

Charge my account.
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Old 24-01-2016, 19:12
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Evening Sleeps. A Capn Morgan's and coke on the rocks please with a twist of lime.
Evening Twass, looks like I'm doin' Chinnies shift tonight * Clunk *
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Old 24-01-2016, 19:14
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Good evening.

I'll have the same as twass. Sounds just right.

Charge my account.
Evening Eddy,

Cash only wiv me, I dont take bribes either, not like chinnie !
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Old 24-01-2016, 19:19
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Evening Twass, looks like I'm doin' Chinnies shift tonight * Clunk *
Thanks Sleeps, I wonder where he's sloped off to

Evening Eddy! It is a lovely drink
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Old 24-01-2016, 20:35
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Evening Eddy,

Cash only wiv me, I dont take bribes either, not like chinnie !


Evening Twass, looks like I'm doin' Chinnies shift tonight * Clunk *
Hhhhmmmm, well, as you never do your own shifts, you may as well do one of his.
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Old 25-01-2016, 06:55
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*opens pub* Morning all.

Happy Burn's Day to yin and aw!

“Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And sae the Lord be thankit.”

― Robert Burns
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:27
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'To a Louse' (On seeing one, on a ladies' bonnet at Church)

*ahem*...

Ha! Whare ye gaun, ye crowlan ferlie!
Your impudence protects you sairly:
I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
Owre gauze & lace;
Tho' faith, I fear ye dine but sparely,
On sic a place.

Ye ugly, creepan, blastet wonner,
Detested, shunn'd, by saunt an' sinner,
How daur ye set your fit upon her,
Sae fine a Lady!
Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner,
On some poor body.

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Old 25-01-2016, 07:27
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Good morning you lot.



Happy Burns Day.
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:29
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Morning all pubsteroonie peeps, kilt wearers, sporran smugglers, foreign sounding poets, lurkers, haggises and all

A full Scottish and a pint of builders please And a Happy Burns day to all.
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:35
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My Peggy's Face

*ahem*

My Peggy's Face, my Peggy's form,
The frost of hermit age might warm,
My Peggy's worth, my Peggy's mind,
Might charm the first of humankind.
I love my Peggy's angel air,
Her face so truly heavn'ly fair,
Her native grace so void of art,
But I adore my Peggy's heart.

*holds cap out*
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:39
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Hi there Bob, twass.

Anyone serving.
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:42
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Hi there Bob, twass.

Anyone serving.
Well, SR is I would imagine, since she was first here
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:42
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Good morning you lot.



Happy Burns Day.
Morning Eddy *clunk*
Morning all pubsteroonie peeps, kilt wearings, sporran smugglers, foreign sounding poets, lurkers, haggises and all

A full Scottish and a pint of builders please And a Happy Burns day to all.
Morning twass HERE enjoy.
My Peggy's Face

*ahem*

My Peggy's Face, my Peggy's form,
The frost of hermit age might warm,
My Peggy's worth, my Peggy's mind,
Might charm the first of humankind.
I love my Peggy's angel air,
Her face so truly heavn'ly fair,
Her native grace so void of art,
But I adore my Peggy's heart.

*holds cap out*
*pours a pint into aforementioned cap*
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:44
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Thanks SR, that looks the business
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:46
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CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Gemma Collins............................davor
HM.2#John Partridge.............................Eddy
HM.3#Danniella Westbrook...................twass
HM.4#Christopher Maloney...................Sr
HM.5#Tiffany Pollard.............................Eug
HM.6#Darren Day..................................Chin
HM.7#Megan McKenna.........................Sleeps.................Gorn off to take part in an Anger management programme
HM.8#Winston McKenzie......................Parton..................Gorn off to perv to his heart's content
HM.9#David Gest..................................kate......................Left due to health reasons
HM10#Scotty T......................................hooter
HM11#Kristina Rihanoff.........................omg......................Danced off in the sunset
HM12#Jonathan Cheban......................Gorbals.................Walked
HM13#Angie Bowie...............................halo Joe................Walked
HM14#Stephanie Davis.........................daddy
HM15#Jeremy McConnell.....................Flora
HM16#Nancy Dell'Olio..........................bob........................Evicted for not being chavvy enough
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:47
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A Red, Red Rose

*ahem..*

My love is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June:
My love is like the melodie,
That's sweetly play'd in tune.
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I,
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry.

*holds out cap*
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:48
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Morning Eddy *clunk*

*slurps.*




I'll have what twass is having. Hurry up.
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:50
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A Red, Red Rose

*ahem..*

My love is like a red, red rose,
That's newly sprung in June:
My love is like the melodie,
That's sweetly play'd in tune.
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I,
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry.

*holds out cap*
Right that's it! You always milk everything........one poem is sufficient! Yer not getting paid, so sling yer hook......*mutters* bloomin' opportunist!
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:52
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*slurps.*




I'll have what twass is having. Hurry up.

You're so bloomin' rude!

I suspect you'd have to fight twass off if you think she's gonna hand over her breakfast to you! But good luck with that........*watches with interest events unfolding*
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Old 25-01-2016, 07:59
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*hangs up chinny's outfit for this evening behind bar to get the creases out* HERE
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Old 25-01-2016, 08:01
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You're so bloomin' rude!

I suspect you'd have to fight twass off if you think she's gonna hand over her breakfast to you! But good luck with that........*watches with interest events unfolding*
*wipes empty plate clean with bread and butter* Too late!!

*burps and smacks lips*
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