Originally Posted by
The_Sleeper:
“I was @ that pub in livi the other night, Got the starters they were fine, then the mains came mine was wrong the other 3 were fine, so while they ate theres I had tae wait for mine, they finished there grub, I ate mine but didn't enjoy it, so thats the last time that place gets my money !
”
That's a shame, you liked going there didn't you? You can't not go back because of one bad experience, did you complain to the manager at the time?
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“The mysteries of the Scots language 

*sips tea in refined Olde English Tea Shoppe fashion*
”
Do you even know what the saying means?

If you did it would all make sense.
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.

I expect 'Eddy's Ye Olde Tea Shoppe For Gentlefolk' will be opening very soon in the area presently occupied by the snug and the kitchen. I posted my proposals to SR some time ago, just waiting for her to sign and we're off.
Mind you, you might not be welcome because of you're a weirdo, so don't get too excited.
”
I wouldn't hold yer breath waiting on that happening! I filed yer proposal under 'bin' weeks ago!