Morning Joe *clunk* The natives are revolting!

Morning Sr and Sleeps *clunks* *clatters*

*Holds seance* Is there anybody theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere????!!!!

*hides under table and knocks three times on table top, scaring the daylights out of Mystic Chins*

Morning all peepsicles!!! Beans on toast and a Latte please

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! You frightened the life out of me!!!!!!!
*THUD* *THUD*

Ta muchly old fruit. Always expect the unexpected

Morning chinny. Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuurp*.

*watches from the shadows*

*sniggers* Morning twass

*taps chinny on the shoulder*

Morning SR! Glorious morning of blue skies and sun here, although a sharp frost overnight. Glad I didn't plant out anything delicate

WAAaAAAAAaAaAaAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaHhHHHhHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wassup, you look like you've seen a ghost

A blloomin' ghost tapped me on the shoulder!!!!

Bye peeps. Have a good day!

Byeeeee chins. Look out for the denizens of the netherworld

Good morning you lot.

Lovely and sunny here this morning.




Heh, you can't do that! Just where will I go for my afternoon sleep???

*Remembers luxury comfy armchair in SR's office, makes appropriate arrangements.*

Good afternoon all.

*Gets a special spam sandwich from the vending machine. Puts 'do not disturb' sign on office door.*

*Wakes up. Exits office leaving no signs whatsoever of visit.*

Where is everyone?

Afternoon Eddy!

Was that spammich actually edible??

Hi there.

No, it wasn't edible. But I wasn't planning to eat it. I used it for an emergency shoe repair.

Fancy sharing a bucket of KFC?

Turned out lovely here today, the sun is shining & it's 12c.

*sniggers*

I think you'll find I can do anything I choose!

You fantasising again.....foolish fellow! You cannot access my office, no matter how much you state otherwise.

*looks at Eddy back in his Wendy house with his smelly bean bag* Eejit!

That'll be in yer wee Wendy house then. that's nice, a wee picnic.

Afternoon all

Hi there SR.

You certainly had me fooled with that Wendy house that looks just like your office on the inside.




Fancy some KFC?

*decides to play along with the deranged Eddy the Crook, clearly he doesn't realise my office door is keyless & a special code is needed to enter*
No you're ok dear, I wouldn't like to deprive you of your nourishment. *sniggers*

* locks Eddy in the office * You'll not be watching yer farm show, or Spurs tonight fella !

Well it's very kind of you to offer, but I find it a bit greasy and over salted

Afternoon all peepsicles!

Tea and a currant bun please

Good afternoon.


Chin will be here soon. You have been warned.


Are you one of those food police? More weirdness!

’d affernoon.


My son is too busy and has cancelled his visit.


He’s going to try to get up for the weekend and see if he can come for Shadow’s birthday.

My daughter is currently enjoying the holiday which Mr G was going to book for us but it clashed with my hospital appointment. Could have changed the appoitment but I’m not fussed about going away at the moment, going blind on the last trip put me off somewhat and my eyesight is all over the place. I’ve had to start using old specs because I become more short-sighted.