Shame your son isn't coming Gemo....although he might be there for the weekend. I can hardly believe Shadow is a year old already Where did THAT go??

Mini twass is coming this weekend also.....

It isn't weird not to much like KFC Edwardo. I'd eat it if I were desperate. But not otherwise My son picked me up from the station last night, and took me home via the drive through McDonalds. The smell of his cheeseburger and chips fair turned my stomach and I hadn't eaten since breakfast and this was 8pm. Nothing would have induced me to have McDonalds

Afternoon peeps *clunks*

*Arrives like the Cavalry* I am here peeps! Afternoon *clunks*

I should take those horses out before they poop on the carpe........too late

Afternoon old bean!

*slurp*

Oh dear! *Beats Sleeps up and restores the Snug to it's rightful place*

Good evening Chin, Gemo, twass, everyone.


Well done old bean.

I'll order dinner.

you couldnae beat sleep son ! .......... you & yer other farmer pal, are in the car park all week * rolleyes *

* grabs remotes *

You can pick it up in the car park, cos thats as far as its getting !

meh. *Pops Sleeps in the wastebin*

Well done Eddy!

* puts Chins baldy napper intae the rubber plant pot * ......... let see if that'll help yer hair grow son, you'll thank me later

I think Sleeps gone completely potty. It's awful watching him suffer so. Anyway, he's safe in the dustbin. I've got some local yoof to sit on the bin so that he can't escape.

Anyway, tuck in whilst the food is nice and hot. We'll throw the leftovers into the bin for Sleeps to enjoy.

You can suffer eating yer grub in the car park, its not coming in here fella, Hope Stoke pump yer lot tonight btw !

Oh well done that man! *Tucks in happily*

Eat up quick son it'll get cold in that car park !

His plans are often altered. I’m used to it. We got Shadow when he was 3 months old last July.


Cheers, chin.


’d evening, Eddy.

You were saying ...

I'll bet you never seen any of it, ya partime plastic supporter yeah !

Morning all

Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*

*grabs chinny round the throat & squeeeeeeeeeeeezes his scraggy neck*
Don't you 'morning' me!

*pummels chinny's fat head to mush* You do NOT open the snug until I say so! I have boarded it up for a reason! Do that again & yer out!

*boards up the snug once again*

.......and you can get that carpet cleaned!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Never mind yer whining......just get on with what I pay you to do!

Morning all poptarts! Ah, I love the smell of carpet cleaning fluid in the mornings Good work there, chinnock. Could you stop toiling for a moment and get me a pot of tea, two slices of brown toast and butter with marmalade please Thank you kindly!

Get it yerself from the bliddy machines!!!