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The Pub (Part 48)
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twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Get it yerself from the bliddy machines!!! ”

And good morning to you as well!!!

Fine. On your head be it though.

*goes round back of bar, makes pot of tea, makes toast, helps self to butter and marmalade, carries tray back into pub seating area*
Scots rool
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all poptarts! Ah, I love the smell of carpet cleaning fluid in the mornings Good work there, chinnock. Could you stop toiling for a moment and get me a pot of tea, two slices of brown toast and butter with marmalade please Thank you kindly!”

Morning twass, can't you see chinny is busy!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And good morning to you as well!!!

Fine. On your head be it though.

*goes round back of bar, makes pot of tea, makes toast, helps self to butter and marmalade, carries tray back into pub seating area*
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*snatches tray with food & marches back to kitchen with it* YOU DON'T HELP YERSELF & YOU DON'T EVER GO INTO THE KITCHEN!
twassington
19-04-2016
Your employee told me to!!

Too late anyhow, I'd eaten and drunk the contents of the tray
farmer bob
19-04-2016
*loiters outside*
Gemo52
19-04-2016
Good morning.
twassington
19-04-2016
Morning FB and Gemo. Glorious sunny day here in Kent. Shame I am currently crippled and not able to do any gardening but hey ho....laziness it is then!
farmer bob
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning FB and Gemo. Glorious sunny day here in Kent. Shame I am currently crippled and not able to do any gardening but hey ho....laziness it is then!”


A hot bath with Radox salts may help?
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“A hot bath with Radox salts may help?”

I'm planning to lie in one of those later FB....just had to stack a delivery of logs which didn't help I shall have to go out and get milk also. But the Radox bath WILL be happening!!
farmer bob
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm planning to lie in one of those later FB....just had to stack a delivery of logs which didn't help I shall have to go out and get milk also. But the Radox bath WILL be happening!!”

Good. It'll definitely help 👍
twassington
19-04-2016
Now had that hot Radox bath!

Evening all peeps. A G&T please with ice and lemon, and a packet of scampi flavoured crisps.
planets
19-04-2016
Does this pub have any nice cakes?
planets
19-04-2016
*rings bell for service*
The_Sleeper
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ Do that again & yer out! ”

Och, yer all talk, sticking wee bits a paper on the walls, saying this & that 'utter rubbish'

You'll never sack YER wee toad / sugar plum ???? * rolleyes x 2 *

Originally Posted by planets:
“Does this pub have any nice cakes?”

Not a chance wiv Chinnie in this place !

Evening planets Twass, & all * Clunk *
chinchin
19-04-2016
Evening peeps Sorry I was cleaning the pipes. *clunks* *clatters* *rustle*
chinchin
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och, yer all talk, sticking wee bits a paper on the walls, saying this & that 'utter rubbish'

You'll never sack YER wee toad / sugar plum ???? * rolleyes x 2 *



Not a chance wiv Chinnie in this place !

Evening planets Twass, & all * Clunk *”

I was cleaning the pipes in the Cellar. Where have you been?
The_Sleeper
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps Sorry I was cleaning the pipes. *clunks* *clatters* *rustle*”

My arse ya were on the phone tae Eddy, asking if its curry night or chippy , dont tell lies ya wee toad ! * rolleyes *

Evening Chinnie * Clunk *
twassington
19-04-2016
Ta chins and Sleeps. *sips G&T*

*munches crisps*
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Evening planets Twass, & all * Clunk *”

Evening Sleeps hope you got to enjoy the lovely sunshine today

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps Sorry I was cleaning the pipes. *clunks* *clatters* *rustle*”

*holds nose*
evening Chins....anything like an opera cake or a petit antoine loitering in the bar snacks section?
The_Sleeper
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta chins and Sleeps. *sips G&T*
*munches crisps*”

Just watch the mess wiv yer crisps !


Originally Posted by planets:
“Evening Sleeps hope you got to enjoy the lovely sunshine today”

Its really sunny out just now, theres talk of snow on sunday here !

hope yer keeping well now planets, mind you the gin helps on a friday !
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“


*holds nose*
evening Chins....anything like an opera cake or a petit antoine loitering in the bar snacks section?”

There might be a stale currant bun if you're lucky
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Just watch the mess wiv yer crisps !



”

It's OK I have my bib on
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Its really sunny out just now, theres talk of snow on sunday here !

hope yer keeping well now planets, mind you the gin helps on a friday ! ”

crikey again? we had snow and hail last week!!!

not too bad thanks Sleeps......er.....it's only Tuesday

Hope you're keeping well too.....sad there's no delicious patisserie available....i shall have to open a cake shop....
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“There might be a stale currant bun if you're lucky ”

hmmmmm not quite what i was hoping for....

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's OK I have my bib on ”

awh it's Bjorn's bib.....little baby viking bib
twassington
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“hmmmmm not quite what i was hoping for....



awh it's Bjorn's bib.....little baby viking bib ”

But of course! There's a nice cup for when I spill me ale or drop a chunk of spit roasted boar
planets
19-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“But of course! There's a nice cup for when I spill me ale or drop a chunk of spit roasted boar ”

*bangs sword on shield*

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