THREAD WALL!!!

This lot won't have a scooby what we're on about

Blimmin weirdos! *clunks* *clatters*

Ta muchly old bean. SKOL!!

Excuse me, they dont call me the peeper fer nowt, lady ?

*puts dressing gown on*

Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Morning chinny

Morning honky tonks.

Morning chins, SR....! A clear moonlit night it was too. Nearly full moon

Weetabix with moo and a mug of brew please. How's that for early morning poetry?

Not good. Milk is extra. Morning *clunk* *clatter*

Grrr!

Thankies. Tis a bit quiet in here

*eyes chinny suspiciously*

Morning twass, gloriously sunny day here today, better make the most of it as SNOW is forecast for the weekend!

Errrrr, rubbish actually.

I'm bloody sick to the back teeth hearing about Lizzie's birthday........I DON'T CARE! We could all live to a ripe old age if we were cosseted as she is!
All the bloody brown noses sending gifts or lying out in the street hoping to get a glimpse of her (just in the vain hope they'll be near enough to her to hand her a tacky bunch of flowers), do they really think she cares.
A ginormous cake has just been delivered to her from Spielberg (I think), it could feed a whole country, families are having to go to foodbanks to exist & this sponger gets everything handed to her on a plate!
For her party, tickets to the event are £100, so that excludes the ordinary person (if they wanted to go).

GAH!!!!! I agree with you entirely. Who cares how old the scrounging old parasite is?? We need to get rid of her and all her greedy ilk. Revolting bunch of inbreds!!

Morning SR

I certainly don't care how old she is! Unfortunately they're all breeding like rabbits & we're having to bloody support them & their offspring!

I think the tides are turning though. Lazy Will aint popular. Harry isn't even royal Hopefully their days are numbered.

Good morning you lot.

Lovely sunny morning here, 14c and not a cloud in sight.

I'm not ordering as I'm not stopping due to all the weirdos frequenting the Pub.

I'm going for a McBreakfast. Join me if you wish. There are free newspapers.

*decks Pub out in bunting & Happy 90th banners*

Hi there Bob.


Excellent idea. I wonder if there will be a free bar.

Let's hope so Edward 👍

*rips down all bunting and banners and burns them quick before SR sees and has an apoplexy*

*arrives in cherry picker vehicle to attach bunting & banners onto Pub roof*

There will be no free bar free bar and I have had to leave my important work as a College Governor to keep an eye on you two reprobates! *clunk* *clunk*

*Phones Sr to give an update*

Good afternoon.


So, there's no free bar!!! Fair enough.

Would it be ok for me to put out the huge birthday cake I bought earlier?

Afternoon all

Gorgeous sunny day again.