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Old 20-04-2016, 14:50
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I think the tides are turning though. Lazy Will aint popular. Harry isn't even royal Hopefully their days are numbered.
There will always be eejits who hang onto their every word & buy all the magazines with their faces on them, & are prepared to line the streets, all in the hope of catching a glimpse of them!
Good morning you lot.

Lovely sunny morning here, 14c and not a cloud in sight.

I'm not ordering as I'm not stopping due to all the weirdos frequenting the Pub.

I'm going for a McBreakfast. Join me if you wish. There are free newspapers.
Pot......kettle......spring to mind!
There will be no free bar free bar and I have had to leave my important work as a College Governor to keep an eye on you two reprobates! *clunk* *clunk*
Damn right there won't be! Bloomin' chancers!
*Phones Sr to give an update*
He did WHAT!........
Good afternoon.



So, there's no free bar!!! Fair enough.

Would it be ok for me to put out the huge birthday cake I bought earlier?
I'm not running a charidee!

Have you nicked that?
You can get that out of here......I'm not being 'done' for handling stolen goods!
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Old 20-04-2016, 15:14
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*puts medley of birthday celebration tunes on Jukebox*
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Old 20-04-2016, 15:16
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*puts medley of birthday celebration tunes on Jukebox*

*kicks bob's lardy arse out of the pub* Bugger off with yer brown nosing!
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Old 20-04-2016, 15:45
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Afternoon all peeps! Back to being a royal free zone again I see Good.

Pot of tea and a toasted teacake please. Far better than queen cake any day!
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Old 20-04-2016, 15:57
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RIP Victoria Wood.
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Old 20-04-2016, 15:58
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RIP Victoria Wood.
I've just read this news Eddy She was only 62. Yet another celebrity death RIP - a great talent.
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Old 20-04-2016, 16:05
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I've just read this news Eddy She was only 62. Yet another celebrity death RIP - a great talent.
Terrible news. Victoria was so talented and funny, without ever being offensive. She was such an intelligent observer of the human character.

I once saw her perform live. She was great, just great. On her own on that stage for nearly a couple of hours. A very happy memory for me but also a sad one as the friend I was with died a few years ago.
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Old 20-04-2016, 16:37
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Terrible news. Victoria was so talented and funny, without ever being offensive. She was such an intelligent observer of the human character.

I once saw her perform live. She was great, just great. On her own on that stage for nearly a couple of hours. A very happy memory for me but also a sad one as the friend I was with died a few years ago.
She was indeed multi talented. To hold a stage alone for that long.....no easy task. I feel sure your friend would have preferred you to keep the happy memory and not a sad one Eddy.
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Old 20-04-2016, 18:08
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RIP Victoria Wood. I didn't even know she was ill. Evening all *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 20-04-2016, 18:12
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RIP Victoria Wood. I didn't even know she was ill. Evening all *clunks* *clatters*
Multi talented lady. Sad
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Old 20-04-2016, 18:25
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Victoria Wood - The Ballad of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It) LIVE with lyrics.

Watch here YouTube.

If you've never seen this, please do watch. A comedy genius at work. Thank you Victoria.
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Old 20-04-2016, 18:33
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Victoria Wood - The Ballad of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It) LIVE with lyrics.

Watch here YouTube.

If you've never seen this, please do watch. A comedy genius at work. Thank you Victoria.
Yes, that's a classic Edward, some witty lines there.
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Old 20-04-2016, 18:46
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Victoria Wood - The Ballad of Barry and Freda (Let's Do It) LIVE with lyrics.

Watch here YouTube.

If you've never seen this, please do watch. A comedy genius at work. Thank you Victoria.
Bend me over backwards on me hostess trolley Thanks Eddy I'd forgotten that one
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Old 21-04-2016, 03:48
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Yes, that's a classic Edward, some witty lines there.
Love that sketch, sad news about Victoria Wood 😔

Morning all!!
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Old 21-04-2016, 03:53
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Love that sketch, sad news about Victoria Wood 😔
Morning all!!

Morning Kate, Hope alls well with yer mun & wee Harry ?

Morning All
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Old 21-04-2016, 05:31
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Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 21-04-2016, 05:57
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Morning all, really sad news re Victoria Wood. A great loss, she was a comedy genius, a very clever talented lady (who as Eddy has mentioned), never resorted to rudeness or offensiveness.

I don't know what is going on this year has been constant in losing talented people, I can't remember a year like this before. 62 was no age either. RIP Victoria.
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Old 21-04-2016, 06:00
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Morning all, really sad news re Victoria Wood. A great loss, she was a comedy genius, a very clever talented lady (who as Eddy has mentioned), never resorted to rudeness or offensiveness.

I don't know what is going on this year has been constant in losing talented people, I can't remember a year like this before. 62 was no age either. RIP Victoria.
My mother said that as well. Morning Scotty
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Old 21-04-2016, 06:45
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Some of Victoria's 'best' jokes...........
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Old 21-04-2016, 07:47
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Morning all pubster peeps! Great jokes SR. Humour that would probably be lost on Americans

Mug of builders please!
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Old 21-04-2016, 08:10
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Morning all pubster peeps! Great jokes SR. Humour that would probably be lost on Americans

Mug of builders please!
Morning twass.......TBF most humour passes over the heads of Americans (& Germans). *clunk*
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Old 21-04-2016, 08:28
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Morning twass.......TBF most humour passes over the heads of Americans (& Germans). *clunk*
LOL true. When we stayed in Turkeh there were hordes of Germans and their sense of humour or lack thereof was bizarre.
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Old 21-04-2016, 08:38
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LOL true. When we stayed in Turkeh there were hordes of Germans and their sense of humour or lack thereof was bizarre.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Old 21-04-2016, 08:39
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Good morning you lot.



Happy 90th Birthday to HM. Thank you ma'am. (curtsies)

*Leaves large tray of (paid for) freshly baked assorted cakes on the bar for everyone to enjoy.*

Coffee please. Hurry up.
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Old 21-04-2016, 09:16
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*Is still in a state of catatonic shock and unable to help anyone*
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