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The Pub (Part 48)
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The_Sleeper
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yep, I just decided you weren't having them. As you know, Thursdays are for Emmerdale. End of.

Now go away and start serving drinks. Chin will be here soon and we'll be having our dinner whilst watching Emmerdale. ”

2 thing in this pub you should be aware of son

1) you dont decide nothing in this pub, your just a punter, nowt else

2) yer farm shows on every night or I'm I missing something ?

3) for yer cheek, yer not even getting a drink, so beat it, yer barred again for 24 hours
The_Sleeper
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I love poncy food.”

Dont get me wrong, Mrs S, loves nothing better than going to all the posh places in glasgow, but its with her boss, & she ( The Boss ) has got the gold card !!!
chinchin
21-04-2016
*Pins up notice*

Everyone's died. Pub Closed.
twassington
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Pins up notice*

Everyone's died. Pub Closed.”

But the punters are still alive and we still want a gin and tonic!!
chinchin
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“But the punters are still alive and we still want a gin and tonic!!”

That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.
twassington
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.”

He's not dead as well is he??
EddyBee
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.”

Bruce Forsyth as well???
EddyBee
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“He's not dead as well is he?? ”

Nothing on the BBC.
twassington
21-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Nothing on the BBC.”

Explain yourself chinnock!!!
chinchin
21-04-2016
Poor taste joke.

Night peeps. *Switches on all vending machines.*
twassington
22-04-2016
Morning all pe..................where is everyone
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pe..................where is everyone ”

Morning twass.........I made it through the night........right who's popped their clogs now? *does head count* Arghhhhhhhhhh! There's only you & me left standing!
twassington
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass.........I made it through the night........right who's popped their clogs now? *does head count* Arghhhhhhhhhh! There's only you & me left standing! ”

I've never arrived this late and no one's been in!!! Morning SR. Hot lemon and honey please. Coughing like a good un. Maybe I'm next
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That menu does look very pretentious I must say SR. What on earth is a gurnard when it's at home At the end of the day, I prefer a plateful of something hearty and tasty than an endless number of tiny little pretty dishes of one or two forkfuls each, As for a pre-starter AND a starter.................”

I thought it was a vegetable.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“did you not read #3316 ?

thats the fanks the bar staff gets !

Just heard Prince has died !! ”

I was so shocked when I heard about that! Bloody hell what's going on.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I love poncy food. My palate is pretty good and I can usually name most of the ingredients in a dish. One of the worst thing about the flu i had (had a letter saying the swabs said I had swine flu) was that my tastes were totally screwed.

I go through phases of really liking something and going off it. Currently I’m into mushrooms stuffed with mincemeat, Southern fried chicken and colslaw, and black pudding with mango chutney. Gone off Mexican food and not to keen on fish at the moment.”

I've had the jab for that!
Bleurgh!
Because I have so many food intolerances & dislike a lot of food, I'm careful with what I eat. Just looking at a certain food can give me the boak!
You used to live on fish at one time.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It’s a fish. Not one I‘m very fussed about.”

So not a veggie then.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Never heard of it

I love fish though. My tastes stay largely the same. Ordinary food for preference. Fish n chips from the chippy is very hard to beat with mushy peas”

Bleurgh!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“2 thing in this pub you should be aware of son

1) you dont decide nothing in this pub, your just a punter, nowt else

2) yer farm shows on every night or I'm I missing something ?

3) for yer cheek, yer not even getting a drink, so beat it, yer barred again for 24 hours”

You tell 'im!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Pins up notice*

Everyone's died. Pub Closed.”

*sniggers*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.”

*sniggers*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“He's not dead as well is he??”

Doh!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Bruce Forsyth as well???”

Doh!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Poor taste joke.

Night peeps. *Switches on all vending machines.*”

Well I thought it was funny.
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've never arrived this late and no one's been in!!! Morning SR. Hot lemon and honey please. Coughing like a good un. Maybe I'm next ”

I was down in the cellar checking on chinny's non work!

This isn't a bleedin' chemist, you'll get a mug of tea & lump it! And another thing, you aren't allowed to die on the premises! *holds door open for imminent demise of twass* *clunk*
twassington
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I was down in the cellar checking on chinny's non work!

This isn't a bleedin' chemist, you'll get a mug of tea & lump it! And another thing, you aren't allowed to die on the premises! *holds door open for imminent demise of twass* *clunk*”

Thanks for the tea and...................nothing

When you chalk up your special soup of the day I daresay it will bring a couple of the regulars in
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thanks for the tea and...................nothing

When you chalk up your special soup of the day I daresay it will bring a couple of the regulars in ”

*sniggers* Yes I'm in the middle of preparing it. Do you want me to save you a bowl, it's bound to sell out very quickly!
chinchin
22-04-2016
Morning peeps Just about made it through the night.
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning peeps Just about made it through the night.”

Morning chinny.....great news then. I'm making a special soup would you like me to keep some for you? *clunk*
twassington
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*sniggers* Yes I'm in the middle of preparing it. Do you want me to save you a bowl, it's bound to sell out very quickly! ”

Trust me I've had enough of that to last me a lifetime
twassington
22-04-2016
Morning chinbob!!
chinchin
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning chinny.....great news then. I'm making a special soup would you like me to keep some for you? *clunk*”

*Backs away alarmed*

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning chinbob!! ”

*Backs away alarmed*
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Trust me I've had enough of that to last me a lifetime ”

Maybe a tad too much information!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Backs away alarmed*



*Backs away alarmed*”

*tuts* it's just soup! Weirdo!

SEE!........and for afters.......THIS
twassington
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Maybe a tad too much information!

*tuts* it's just soup! Weirdo! ”

I've given it up for me old age
Scots rool
22-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've given it up for me old age ”

Fairy nuff......it's very overrated anyway.
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