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Old 21-04-2016, 19:03
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Yep, I just decided you weren't having them. As you know, Thursdays are for Emmerdale. End of.

Now go away and start serving drinks. Chin will be here soon and we'll be having our dinner whilst watching Emmerdale.
2 thing in this pub you should be aware of son

1) you dont decide nothing in this pub, your just a punter, nowt else

2) yer farm shows on every night or I'm I missing something ?

3) for yer cheek, yer not even getting a drink, so beat it, yer barred again for 24 hours
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:07
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I love poncy food.
Dont get me wrong, Mrs S, loves nothing better than going to all the posh places in glasgow, but its with her boss, & she ( The Boss ) has got the gold card !!!
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:25
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Everyone's died. Pub Closed.
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:26
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Everyone's died. Pub Closed.
But the punters are still alive and we still want a gin and tonic!!
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:33
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But the punters are still alive and we still want a gin and tonic!!
That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:49
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That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.
He's not dead as well is he??
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:53
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That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.
Bruce Forsyth as well???
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Old 21-04-2016, 19:54
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He's not dead as well is he??
Nothing on the BBC.
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Old 21-04-2016, 20:07
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Nothing on the BBC.
Explain yourself chinnock!!!
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Old 21-04-2016, 22:14
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Poor taste joke.

Night peeps. *Switches on all vending machines.*
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:02
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Morning all pe..................where is everyone
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:07
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Morning all pe..................where is everyone
Morning twass.........I made it through the night........right who's popped their clogs now? *does head count* Arghhhhhhhhhh! There's only you & me left standing!
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:09
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Morning twass.........I made it through the night........right who's popped their clogs now? *does head count* Arghhhhhhhhhh! There's only you & me left standing!
I've never arrived this late and no one's been in!!! Morning SR. Hot lemon and honey please. Coughing like a good un. Maybe I'm next
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:15
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That menu does look very pretentious I must say SR. What on earth is a gurnard when it's at home At the end of the day, I prefer a plateful of something hearty and tasty than an endless number of tiny little pretty dishes of one or two forkfuls each, As for a pre-starter AND a starter.................
I thought it was a vegetable.
did you not read #3316 ?

thats the fanks the bar staff gets !

Just heard Prince has died !!
I was so shocked when I heard about that! Bloody hell what's going on.
I love poncy food. My palate is pretty good and I can usually name most of the ingredients in a dish. One of the worst thing about the flu i had (had a letter saying the swabs said I had swine flu) was that my tastes were totally screwed.

I go through phases of really liking something and going off it. Currently I’m into mushrooms stuffed with mincemeat, Southern fried chicken and colslaw, and black pudding with mango chutney. Gone off Mexican food and not to keen on fish at the moment.
I've had the jab for that!
Bleurgh!
Because I have so many food intolerances & dislike a lot of food, I'm careful with what I eat. Just looking at a certain food can give me the boak!
You used to live on fish at one time.
It’s a fish. Not one I‘m very fussed about.
So not a veggie then.
Never heard of it

I love fish though. My tastes stay largely the same. Ordinary food for preference. Fish n chips from the chippy is very hard to beat with mushy peas
Bleurgh!
2 thing in this pub you should be aware of son

1) you dont decide nothing in this pub, your just a punter, nowt else

2) yer farm shows on every night or I'm I missing something ?

3) for yer cheek, yer not even getting a drink, so beat it, yer barred again for 24 hours
You tell 'im!
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Everyone's died. Pub Closed.
*sniggers*
That's wot they said about Bruce Forsyth.
*sniggers*
He's not dead as well is he??
Doh!
Bruce Forsyth as well???
Doh!
Poor taste joke.

Night peeps. *Switches on all vending machines.*
Well I thought it was funny.
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:18
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I've never arrived this late and no one's been in!!! Morning SR. Hot lemon and honey please. Coughing like a good un. Maybe I'm next
I was down in the cellar checking on chinny's non work!

This isn't a bleedin' chemist, you'll get a mug of tea & lump it! And another thing, you aren't allowed to die on the premises! *holds door open for imminent demise of twass* *clunk*
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:21
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I was down in the cellar checking on chinny's non work!

This isn't a bleedin' chemist, you'll get a mug of tea & lump it! And another thing, you aren't allowed to die on the premises! *holds door open for imminent demise of twass* *clunk*
Thanks for the tea and...................nothing

When you chalk up your special soup of the day I daresay it will bring a couple of the regulars in
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:37
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Thanks for the tea and...................nothing

When you chalk up your special soup of the day I daresay it will bring a couple of the regulars in
*sniggers* Yes I'm in the middle of preparing it. Do you want me to save you a bowl, it's bound to sell out very quickly!
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:39
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Morning peeps Just about made it through the night.
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:46
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Morning peeps Just about made it through the night.
Morning chinny.....great news then. I'm making a special soup would you like me to keep some for you? *clunk*
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:48
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*sniggers* Yes I'm in the middle of preparing it. Do you want me to save you a bowl, it's bound to sell out very quickly!
Trust me I've had enough of that to last me a lifetime
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:49
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Morning chinbob!!
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Old 22-04-2016, 08:53
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Morning chinny.....great news then. I'm making a special soup would you like me to keep some for you? *clunk*
*Backs away alarmed*

*Backs away alarmed*
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Old 22-04-2016, 09:01
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Trust me I've had enough of that to last me a lifetime
Maybe a tad too much information!
*Backs away alarmed*



*Backs away alarmed*
*tuts* it's just soup! Weirdo!

SEE!........and for afters.......THIS
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Old 22-04-2016, 09:11
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Maybe a tad too much information!

*tuts* it's just soup! Weirdo!
I've given it up for me old age
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Old 22-04-2016, 09:18
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I've given it up for me old age
Fairy nuff......it's very overrated anyway.
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