cant stand the smell of the stuff * Boaks *

Which one of you pair a numptys. is Mr Wilks ?

When are you going to stop counting cobbles every evening and start watching a decent soap?

Now, get to work!!! I'm going to McDonalds for a McBreakfast with all the trimmings. I don't hang around here during the day for all the weirdos present. Dont blame me, blame twassington and her gang.

Morning all

Frosty sunny morning today 1c.

Pot......kettle........spring to mind!

Good morning SR.

I would discuss the issue of your Pub patrons but I can't at present as I'm eating my McBreakfast in the blooming car park.

Morning all *clumks* *clatters*

I hope yer wearin' yer simmit, I wouldn't like you to catch cold!

Morning chinster. Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuurp* How's it hangin'?

*Backs away mightilly alarmed*

Why is Obama poking his nose into our affairs, what difference would it make to him whether we stay in the EU or not? He did exactly the same during the Scottish referendum......it's none of his bloody business what happens over here. He'd be best placed to concentrate on his own country!

*tuts loudly* I'm just askin'.

Morning all pubster peeps, lurkers, weirdos, etc

Gang?? I have no gang Eddy....I am the cat that walks by itself

Mini twass is still in the land of nod, so just a tea for me please on this lovely sunny morning!

Exactly! When we want his opinions we'll ask for them. WHICH WILL BE NEVER. Jog on back over the pond son and shut your gob.

It's an Elite NWO thing. They want a one world government of multiple ethnicities, not separate countries with separate identities. There will be no democracy and it will be run by corporations.


Morning witchypoo.

Morning twass *clunk*

He needs to get his own country in order before poking his beak into over here!


They can bugger off!

Morning chinnock The NWO can do one!!!


I quite agree!! The US just want us to toe the line because it will benefit THEM. It's all about self interest, nothing to do with what's best for us

*pins up Happy St George's Day banners & bunting*

Well done old bean.

Fancy a few jars?

Pint of London Pride please Edward 👍

You're welcome. And, if you fancy moving on to a more salubrious establishment later, just say the word. Enjoy.

That sounds smashing

Yer a disgrace to Scotland!

*slams 2 jars of pickled gherkins on the bar* You can share the fork!

*holds door open* don't let me keep you back...........

...........don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave.......

Afternoon all.

Afternoon all

knackerd after that shift this morning ......... lagre voddy & diet bru please

Afternoon Joe *clunk*

Afternoon Sr, had to scrape the van window this morning, it looked nice out but everyone was coming for teas & coffees

'Crawls into Pub singing ... jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ...'

Thanks Bob, it's been a great afternoon.

A pint of fizzy water please with 2 paracetemol. I think I'm going to be sick. Hurry up.