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Old 23-04-2016, 07:11
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Good morning Sleeps.
Gin on your breath? That's no state to be in a much respected premises. Are you SR in drag?
cant stand the smell of the stuff * Boaks *

Which one of you pair a numptys. is Mr Wilks ?
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Old 23-04-2016, 07:19
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cant stand the smell of the stuff * Boaks *

Which one of you pair a numptys. is Mr Wilks ?
When are you going to stop counting cobbles every evening and start watching a decent soap?

Now, get to work!!! I'm going to McDonalds for a McBreakfast with all the trimmings. I don't hang around here during the day for all the weirdos present. Dont blame me, blame twassington and her gang.
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Old 23-04-2016, 07:38
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Morning all

Frosty sunny morning today 1c.
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Old 23-04-2016, 07:39
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When are you going to stop counting cobbles every evening and start watching a decent soap?

Now, get to work!!! I'm going to McDonalds for a McBreakfast with all the trimmings. I don't hang around here during the day for all the weirdos present. Dont blame me, blame twassington and her gang.
Pot......kettle........spring to mind!
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Old 23-04-2016, 07:42
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Pot......kettle........spring to mind!
Good morning SR.

I would discuss the issue of your Pub patrons but I can't at present as I'm eating my McBreakfast in the blooming car park.
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:03
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Morning all *clumks* *clatters*
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:17
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Good morning SR.

I would discuss the issue of your Pub patrons but I can't at present as I'm eating my McBreakfast in the blooming car park.
I hope yer wearin' yer simmit, I wouldn't like you to catch cold!
Morning all *clumks* *clatters*
Morning chinster. Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuurp* How's it hangin'?
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:22
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I hope yer wearin' yer simmit, I wouldn't like you to catch cold!

Morning chinster. Cheers Big Ears *sluuuuuuurp* How's it hangin'?

*Backs away mightilly alarmed*
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:23
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Why is Obama poking his nose into our affairs, what difference would it make to him whether we stay in the EU or not? He did exactly the same during the Scottish referendum......it's none of his bloody business what happens over here. He'd be best placed to concentrate on his own country!
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:24
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*Backs away mightilly alarmed*
*tuts loudly* I'm just askin'.
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:25
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Morning all pubster peeps, lurkers, weirdos, etc

Gang?? I have no gang Eddy....I am the cat that walks by itself

Mini twass is still in the land of nod, so just a tea for me please on this lovely sunny morning!
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:26
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Why is Obama poking his nose into our affairs, what difference would it make to him whether we stay in the EU or not? He did exactly the same during the Scottish referendum......it's none of his bloody business what happens over here. He'd be best placed to concentrate on his own country!
Exactly! When we want his opinions we'll ask for them. WHICH WILL BE NEVER. Jog on back over the pond son and shut your gob.
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Old 23-04-2016, 08:35
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Why is Obama poking his nose into our affairs, what difference would it make to him whether we stay in the EU or not? He did exactly the same during the Scottish referendum......it's none of his bloody business what happens over here. He'd be best placed to concentrate on his own country!
It's an Elite NWO thing. They want a one world government of multiple ethnicities, not separate countries with separate identities. There will be no democracy and it will be run by corporations.

Morning all pubster peeps, lurkers, weirdos, etc

Gang?? I have no gang Eddy....I am the cat that walks by itself

Mini twass is still in the land of nod, so just a tea for me please on this lovely sunny morning!
Morning witchypoo.
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Old 23-04-2016, 09:12
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Morning all pubster peeps, lurkers, weirdos, etc

Gang?? I have no gang Eddy....I am the cat that walks by itself

Mini twass is still in the land of nod, so just a tea for me please on this lovely sunny morning!
Morning twass *clunk*
Exactly! When we want his opinions we'll ask for them. WHICH WILL BE NEVER. Jog on back over the pond son and shut your gob.
He needs to get his own country in order before poking his beak into over here!
It's an Elite NWO thing. They want a one world government of multiple ethnicities, not separate countries with separate identities. There will be no democracy and it will be run by corporations.



Morning witchypoo.

They can bugger off!
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Old 23-04-2016, 09:16
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It's an Elite NWO thing. They want a one world government of multiple ethnicities, not separate countries with separate identities. There will be no democracy and it will be run by corporations.



Morning witchypoo.
Morning chinnock The NWO can do one!!!

Morning twass *clunk*

He needs to get his own country in order before poking his beak into over here!


They can bugger off!
I quite agree!! The US just want us to toe the line because it will benefit THEM. It's all about self interest, nothing to do with what's best for us
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Old 23-04-2016, 10:32
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*pins up Happy St George's Day banners & bunting*
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Old 23-04-2016, 10:34
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*pins up Happy St George's Day banners & bunting*
Well done old bean.

Fancy a few jars?
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Old 23-04-2016, 10:35
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Well done old bean.

Fancy a few jars?
Pint of London Pride please Edward 👍
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Old 23-04-2016, 10:43
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Pint of London Pride please Edward 👍
You're welcome. And, if you fancy moving on to a more salubrious establishment later, just say the word. Enjoy.
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Old 23-04-2016, 11:13
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You're welcome. And, if you fancy moving on to a more salubrious establishment later, just say the word. Enjoy.
That sounds smashing
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Old 23-04-2016, 14:00
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*pins up Happy St George's Day banners & bunting*

Yer a disgrace to Scotland!
Well done old bean.

Fancy a few jars?
*slams 2 jars of pickled gherkins on the bar* You can share the fork!
You're welcome. And, if you fancy moving on to a more salubrious establishment later, just say the word. Enjoy.
*holds door open* don't let me keep you back...........
That sounds smashing
...........don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave.......

Afternoon all.
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Old 23-04-2016, 15:23
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Afternoon all

knackerd after that shift this morning ......... lagre voddy & diet bru please
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Old 23-04-2016, 15:27
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Afternoon all

knackerd after that shift this morning ......... lagre voddy & diet bru please
Afternoon Joe *clunk*
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Old 23-04-2016, 15:36
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Afternoon Joe *clunk*
Afternoon Sr, had to scrape the van window this morning, it looked nice out but everyone was coming for teas & coffees
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Old 23-04-2016, 17:07
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'Crawls into Pub singing ... jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ...'

Thanks Bob, it's been a great afternoon.

A pint of fizzy water please with 2 paracetemol. I think I'm going to be sick. Hurry up.
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