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The Pub (Part 48)
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twassington
23-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“'Crawls into Pub singing ... jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ...'
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WEIRDO!!!

Evening all peeps! Two halves of bitter shandy please
chinchin
23-04-2016
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
EddyBee
23-04-2016
Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.
chinchin
23-04-2016
Evening Eddy Bloomin' chilly today!
twassington
23-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*”

Ta muchly me dear.

I've lit the fire! That will warm us up
chinchin
23-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly me dear.

I've lit the fire! That will warm us up ”

*Backs away nervously*
twassington
23-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Backs away nervously*”

Trust me you're quite safe
chinchin
23-04-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Trust me you're quite safe ”

meh
Scots rool
24-04-2016
*opens pub* Morning all, it's only bloody SNOWING! Arghhhhhhhhh!
The_Sleeper
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all, it's only bloody SNOWING! Arghhhhhhhhh! ”

Morning Sr, & all

it looking fine here so far !
farmer bob
24-04-2016
*tannoy crackles into life...

"Here is the Shipping Forecast as provided by the UK Coastguard & Maritime Agency for Sunday 24/4/2016.....Fair Isle - heavy rain, North to NorthWesterly, visibility poor, force 5, eventually clearing...Cromarty Firth - showers fading, Easterly, 3, visibility good...Tynemouth Automated - risky squalls, visibility moderate, 3000-4000, standard...Milford Haven - clear sailing conditions...Ardnamurchan Point - Force 8, stormforce, visibility poor, South South Easterly, 354 souls only 1 Bar in the place ...The Minches - moderate, rain easing, Force 3, visibility good, Northerly.....

That concludes today's Shipping Forecast, thank you. Would all passengers & crew please wear their lifejackets at all times."

*National Anthem strikes up*

*tannoy fades...*
Scots rool
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Sr, & all

it looking fine here so far !”

Morning Joe......it didn't come to much (thankfully). *clunk*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*tannoy crackles into life...

"Here is the Shipping Forecast as provided by the UK Coastguard & Maritime Agency for Sunday 24/4/2016.....Fair Isle - heavy rain, North to NorthWesterly, visibility poor, force 5, eventually clearing...Cromarty Firth - showers fading, Easterly, 3, visibility good...Tynemouth Automated - risky squalls, visibility moderate, 3000-4000, standard...Milford Haven - clear sailing conditions...Ardnamurchan Point - Force 8, stormforce, visibility poor, South South Easterly, 354 souls only 1 Bar in the place ...The Minches - moderate, rain easing, Force 3, visibility good, Northerly.....

That concludes today's Shipping Forecast, thank you. Would all passengers & crew please wear their lifejackets at all times."

*National Anthem strikes up*

*tannoy fades...*”

Gawd, bob has forgotten to take his meds again. *gets emergency syringe out of fridge & sneaks up on bob*
Scots rool
24-04-2016
If Hilary Clinton was to become the next president, would Bill be known as the 1st man?
chinchin
24-04-2016
fookin' Norah! It's snowing inside the Pub!
Scots rool
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“fookin' Norah! It's snowing inside the Pub!”

Don't be so silly..........that's dust falling down. I told you before to get those beams dusted!
Go & get the ladder & do it now, I'll hold it for you.
The_Sleeper
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Don't be so silly..........that's dust falling down. I told you before to get those beams dusted!
Go & get the ladder & do it now, I'll hold it for you. ”

He'll be heading for the hills shortly
Scots rool
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“He'll be heading for the hills shortly ”

*sniggers* for sure.
chinchin
24-04-2016
*Runs screaming to the hills* Morning twassock, Sr and all!
chinchin
24-04-2016
Percy and Ernie are back!
EddyBee
24-04-2016
Good morning everyone.

Chilly here, 4c now but it's sunny which is lovely.

Tea please and plenty of it. Swiftly please.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“If Hilary Clinton was to become the next president, would Bill be known as the 1st man? ”

Non, he will still be known as Mr President. All the Presidents keep that title after leaving office.
EddyBee
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Percy and Ernie are back!”

Who are they? Will they pay for beakfast?
twassington
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Percy and Ernie are back!”

It's not that blooming cold!!!

Morning all peeps!! Two elevenses please
Scots rool
24-04-2016
Afternoon all.....it's very strange, it turned out to be a lovely sunny warm day!
Scots rool
24-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the hills* Morning twassock, Sr and all! ”

*tuts* no sense of adventure!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Percy and Ernie are back!”

They've gone away again!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.

Chilly here, 4c now but it's sunny which is lovely.

Tea please and plenty of it. Swiftly please.



Non, he will still be known as Mr President. All the Presidents keep that title after leaving office. ”

But he wouldn't be the President......stoooooopid Yanks! He isn't known as Mr President now anyway - because he isn't!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Who are they? Will they pay for breakfast? ”

Percy the penguin & Ernie the Eskimo, they only turn up in the winter & no they wouldn't pay for your breakfast!
Doncha know nothing?
twassington
24-04-2016
Afternoon all peeps! We've had sun, hail, rain and now sun again

Two glasses of rose please!
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