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Old 23-04-2016, 17:29
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'Crawls into Pub singing ... jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ...'
WEIRDO!!!

Evening all peeps! Two halves of bitter shandy please
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Old 23-04-2016, 18:41
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 23-04-2016, 18:48
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Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.
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Old 23-04-2016, 19:04
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Evening Eddy Bloomin' chilly today!
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Old 23-04-2016, 19:13
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Ta muchly me dear.

I've lit the fire! That will warm us up
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Old 23-04-2016, 19:19
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Ta muchly me dear.

I've lit the fire! That will warm us up
*Backs away nervously*
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Old 23-04-2016, 19:34
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*Backs away nervously*
Trust me you're quite safe
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Old 23-04-2016, 19:41
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Trust me you're quite safe
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Old 24-04-2016, 06:24
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*opens pub* Morning all, it's only bloody SNOWING! Arghhhhhhhhh!
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Old 24-04-2016, 06:27
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*opens pub* Morning all, it's only bloody SNOWING! Arghhhhhhhhh!
Morning Sr, & all

it looking fine here so far !
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:00
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*tannoy crackles into life...

"Here is the Shipping Forecast as provided by the UK Coastguard & Maritime Agency for Sunday 24/4/2016.....Fair Isle - heavy rain, North to NorthWesterly, visibility poor, force 5, eventually clearing...Cromarty Firth - showers fading, Easterly, 3, visibility good...Tynemouth Automated - risky squalls, visibility moderate, 3000-4000, standard...Milford Haven - clear sailing conditions...Ardnamurchan Point - Force 8, stormforce, visibility poor, South South Easterly, 354 souls only 1 Bar in the place ...The Minches - moderate, rain easing, Force 3, visibility good, Northerly.....

That concludes today's Shipping Forecast, thank you. Would all passengers & crew please wear their lifejackets at all times."

*National Anthem strikes up*

*tannoy fades...*
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:34
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Morning Sr, & all

it looking fine here so far !
Morning Joe......it didn't come to much (thankfully). *clunk*
*tannoy crackles into life...

"Here is the Shipping Forecast as provided by the UK Coastguard & Maritime Agency for Sunday 24/4/2016.....Fair Isle - heavy rain, North to NorthWesterly, visibility poor, force 5, eventually clearing...Cromarty Firth - showers fading, Easterly, 3, visibility good...Tynemouth Automated - risky squalls, visibility moderate, 3000-4000, standard...Milford Haven - clear sailing conditions...Ardnamurchan Point - Force 8, stormforce, visibility poor, South South Easterly, 354 souls only 1 Bar in the place ...The Minches - moderate, rain easing, Force 3, visibility good, Northerly.....

That concludes today's Shipping Forecast, thank you. Would all passengers & crew please wear their lifejackets at all times."

*National Anthem strikes up*

*tannoy fades...*
Gawd, bob has forgotten to take his meds again. *gets emergency syringe out of fridge & sneaks up on bob*
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:36
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If Hilary Clinton was to become the next president, would Bill be known as the 1st man?
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:37
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fookin' Norah! It's snowing inside the Pub!
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:46
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fookin' Norah! It's snowing inside the Pub!
Don't be so silly..........that's dust falling down. I told you before to get those beams dusted!
Go & get the ladder & do it now, I'll hold it for you.
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:48
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Don't be so silly..........that's dust falling down. I told you before to get those beams dusted!
Go & get the ladder & do it now, I'll hold it for you.
He'll be heading for the hills shortly
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:51
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He'll be heading for the hills shortly
*sniggers* for sure.
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Old 24-04-2016, 07:59
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*Runs screaming to the hills* Morning twassock, Sr and all!
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Old 24-04-2016, 08:01
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Percy and Ernie are back!
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Old 24-04-2016, 08:26
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Good morning everyone.

Chilly here, 4c now but it's sunny which is lovely.

Tea please and plenty of it. Swiftly please.

If Hilary Clinton was to become the next president, would Bill be known as the 1st man?
Non, he will still be known as Mr President. All the Presidents keep that title after leaving office.
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Old 24-04-2016, 08:27
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Percy and Ernie are back!
Who are they? Will they pay for beakfast?
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Old 24-04-2016, 10:15
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Percy and Ernie are back!
It's not that blooming cold!!!

Morning all peeps!! Two elevenses please
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Old 24-04-2016, 16:15
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Afternoon all.....it's very strange, it turned out to be a lovely sunny warm day!
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Old 24-04-2016, 16:20
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*Runs screaming to the hills* Morning twassock, Sr and all!
*tuts* no sense of adventure!
Percy and Ernie are back!
They've gone away again!
Good morning everyone.

Chilly here, 4c now but it's sunny which is lovely.

Tea please and plenty of it. Swiftly please.



Non, he will still be known as Mr President. All the Presidents keep that title after leaving office.
But he wouldn't be the President......stoooooopid Yanks! He isn't known as Mr President now anyway - because he isn't!
Who are they? Will they pay for breakfast?
Percy the penguin & Ernie the Eskimo, they only turn up in the winter & no they wouldn't pay for your breakfast!
Doncha know nothing?
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Old 24-04-2016, 16:45
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Afternoon all peeps! We've had sun, hail, rain and now sun again

Two glasses of rose please!
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