WEIRDO!!!

Evening all peeps! Two halves of bitter shandy please

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.

Evening Eddy Bloomin' chilly today!

Ta muchly me dear.

I've lit the fire! That will warm us up

*Backs away nervously*

Trust me you're quite safe

meh

*opens pub* Morning all, it's only bloody SNOWING! Arghhhhhhhhh!

Morning Sr, & all

it looking fine here so far !

*tannoy crackles into life...

"Here is the Shipping Forecast as provided by the UK Coastguard & Maritime Agency for Sunday 24/4/2016.....Fair Isle - heavy rain, North to NorthWesterly, visibility poor, force 5, eventually clearing...Cromarty Firth - showers fading, Easterly, 3, visibility good...Tynemouth Automated - risky squalls, visibility moderate, 3000-4000, standard...Milford Haven - clear sailing conditions...Ardnamurchan Point - Force 8, stormforce, visibility poor, South South Easterly, 354 souls only 1 Bar in the place ...The Minches - moderate, rain easing, Force 3, visibility good, Northerly.....

That concludes today's Shipping Forecast, thank you. Would all passengers & crew please wear their lifejackets at all times."

*National Anthem strikes up*

*tannoy fades...*

Morning Joe......it didn't come to much (thankfully). *clunk*

Gawd, bob has forgotten to take his meds again. *gets emergency syringe out of fridge & sneaks up on bob*

If Hilary Clinton was to become the next president, would Bill be known as the 1st man?

fookin' Norah! It's snowing inside the Pub!

Don't be so silly..........that's dust falling down. I told you before to get those beams dusted!
Go & get the ladder & do it now, I'll hold it for you.

He'll be heading for the hills shortly

*sniggers* for sure.

*Runs screaming to the hills* Morning twassock, Sr and all!

Percy and Ernie are back!

Good morning everyone.

Chilly here, 4c now but it's sunny which is lovely.

Tea please and plenty of it. Swiftly please.


Non, he will still be known as Mr President. All the Presidents keep that title after leaving office.

Who are they? Will they pay for beakfast?

It's not that blooming cold!!!

Morning all peeps!! Two elevenses please

Afternoon all.....it's very strange, it turned out to be a lovely sunny warm day!

*tuts* no sense of adventure!

They've gone away again!

But he wouldn't be the President......stoooooopid Yanks! He isn't known as Mr President now anyway - because he isn't!

Percy the penguin & Ernie the Eskimo, they only turn up in the winter & no they wouldn't pay for your breakfast!
Doncha know nothing?

Afternoon all peeps! We've had sun, hail, rain and now sun again

Two glasses of rose please!