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Old 28-04-2016, 18:49
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The food is for Emmerdale fans only.
However, you can make yourself an honoury Emmerdale fan if you can successfully answer 100 questions about Annie Sugden and the Sugden family history. easy as pie.
And no, I will not help you wreak the Pub. That's a horrible suggestion to make. You'll just come back and blame it all on me and Chin as you always do. We are innocents.
Drat you never fell for our trap

* Gets on phone tae SR *

* Grabs remotes * thats the footie sorted not that farm muck
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:00
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Evening SReeps 'n' peeps *clunks* *clatters* I say let SReeps join us for some curry Eddy?



After all all the food in the kitchen is grass clippings, wild garlic and dandelions and I don'rt fancy that!

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Old 28-04-2016, 19:01
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Drat you never fell for our trap

* Gets on phone tae SR *

* Grabs remotes * thats the footie sorted not that farm muck
*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry*
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:03
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Evening SReeps 'n' peeps *clunks* *clatters* I say let SReeps join us for some curry Eddy?



After all all the food in the kitchen is grass clippings, wild garlic and dandelions and I don'rt fancy that!

/!\
Ok, so long as he keeps quiet.

Sleeps, be our guest, it's curry tonight.
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:03
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*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry*
Where the sun dont shine son !
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:03
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We need some calming music in here. Any suggestions? Careful you don't get banned again.
I'll try not to.

Barred again eh
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:04
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Ok, so long as he keeps quiet.
Sleeps, be our guest, it's curry tonight.
where the sun dont shine fella !
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:05
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I'll try not to.
Barred again eh
you will be if you stay wiv them ? .......
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:06
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*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry*
Well done old bean. He was easily fooled.

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Old 28-04-2016, 19:13
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Well done old bean. He was easily fooled.

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* Dips Eddy fat head in the sheep dip * thats you sorted
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Old 28-04-2016, 19:25
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Oi stop misbehaving SReeps yer only punish yerself in the morning!

eugene, Eddy and I are enjoying Emmedale so you are locked out until both episodes are finished! *Locks Sreeps out*
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Old 28-04-2016, 22:22
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*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society*
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Old 28-04-2016, 22:41
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*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society*
Oi Numpty, yer barred fella along with they other 2 farmer muppets !
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Old 28-04-2016, 22:44
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Oi Numpty, yer barred fella along with they other 2 farmer muppets !

We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.
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Old 28-04-2016, 23:04
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We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.
Who‘s got Goneril?
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Old 28-04-2016, 23:18
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Night all
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Old 29-04-2016, 06:17
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Morning all

No snow here so far !
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Old 29-04-2016, 06:59
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*trudges through the snow* Morning all, morning Percy & Ernie, didn't expect to see you two back so soon! I'll bring your fish out in a minute.
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:03
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Morning!
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:11
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Who‘s got Goneril?
She was power-mad
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:19
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Thank God you rescued me Eddy! That nasty Sr/Sleeps didn't even look back on the CCTV. We even offered corkage.!!! And I phoned SR, although we now know why she couldn't answer!!!!! Now I know that Sr is Sleeps in a dress I am going to be much more wary from now on!!!!!

You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister!
Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him!


The garden shed wasn't damaged. It was just tilted to one side so that Chin could roll out. Not that I was there, it was that terrible person disguised as a Klingon warrior. I saw him from a distance.

Nevertheless, I will seek him high and low and continue to do so making certain that he apologises to you and so on and so forth.
Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed!
As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred!
*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society*
Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred!
We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.
As if!
Who‘s got Goneril?
Was that a misspell?
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:21
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Morning davor *clunk*

*grabs bob by the throat & dips his pockets for cash* to compensate for the stolen drinks from last night!
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:23
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*replaces signage stating*..........

Eddy the Crook is barred from these premises until further notice..........any member of staff serving him will be instantly dismissed!
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:38
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Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!
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Old 29-04-2016, 07:39
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We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.
I think you need a check up at the Clinic!
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