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The Pub (Part 48)
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The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“The food is for Emmerdale fans only.
However, you can make yourself an honoury Emmerdale fan if you can successfully answer 100 questions about Annie Sugden and the Sugden family history. easy as pie.
And no, I will not help you wreak the Pub. That's a horrible suggestion to make. You'll just come back and blame it all on me and Chin as you always do. We are innocents. ”

Drat you never fell for our trap

* Gets on phone tae SR *

* Grabs remotes * thats the footie sorted not that farm muck
chinchin
28-04-2016
Evening SReeps 'n' peeps *clunks* *clatters* I say let SReeps join us for some curry Eddy?



After all all the food in the kitchen is grass clippings, wild garlic and dandelions and I don'rt fancy that!

/!\
chinchin
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Drat you never fell for our trap

* Gets on phone tae SR *

* Grabs remotes * thats the footie sorted not that farm muck ”

*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry*
EddyBee
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening SReeps 'n' peeps *clunks* *clatters* I say let SReeps join us for some curry Eddy?



After all all the food in the kitchen is grass clippings, wild garlic and dandelions and I don'rt fancy that!

/!\”

Ok, so long as he keeps quiet.

Sleeps, be our guest, it's curry tonight.
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry* ”

Where the sun dont shine son !
eugenespeed
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“We need some calming music in here. Any suggestions? Careful you don't get banned again. ”

I'll try not to.

Barred again eh
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Ok, so long as he keeps quiet.
Sleeps, be our guest, it's curry tonight. ”

where the sun dont shine fella !
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“I'll try not to.
Barred again eh ”

you will be if you stay wiv them ? .......
EddyBee
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry* ”

Well done old bean. He was easily fooled.

Spoiler
We'll throw the leftover curry over him.
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well done old bean. He was easily fooled.

Spoiler
We'll throw the leftover curry over him.
”

* Dips Eddy fat head in the sheep dip * thats you sorted
chinchin
28-04-2016
Oi stop misbehaving SReeps yer only punish yerself in the morning!

eugene, Eddy and I are enjoying Emmedale so you are locked out until both episodes are finished! *Locks Sreeps out*
farmer bob
28-04-2016
*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society*
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society* ”

Oi Numpty, yer barred fella along with they other 2 farmer muppets !
farmer bob
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Oi Numpty, yer barred fella along with they other 2 farmer muppets ! ”


We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.
Gemo52
28-04-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub. ”

Who‘s got Goneril?
The_Sleeper
28-04-2016
Night all
The_Sleeper
29-04-2016
Morning all

No snow here so far !
Scots rool
29-04-2016
*trudges through the snow* Morning all, morning Percy & Ernie, didn't expect to see you two back so soon! I'll bring your fish out in a minute.
davor
29-04-2016
Morning!
farmer bob
29-04-2016
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Who‘s got Goneril?”

She was power-mad
Scots rool
29-04-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Thank God you rescued me Eddy! That nasty Sr/Sleeps didn't even look back on the CCTV. We even offered corkage.!!! And I phoned SR, although we now know why she couldn't answer!!!!! Now I know that Sr is Sleeps in a dress I am going to be much more wary from now on!!!!! ”


You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister!
Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“

The garden shed wasn't damaged. It was just tilted to one side so that Chin could roll out. Not that I was there, it was that terrible person disguised as a Klingon warrior. I saw him from a distance.

Nevertheless, I will seek him high and low and continue to do so making certain that he apologises to you and so on and so forth.”

Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed!
As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society* ”

Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub. ”

As if!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Who‘s got Goneril?”

Was that a misspell?
Scots rool
29-04-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Morning!”

Morning davor *clunk*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“She was power-mad ”


*grabs bob by the throat & dips his pockets for cash* to compensate for the stolen drinks from last night!
Scots rool
29-04-2016
*replaces signage stating*..........

Eddy the Crook is barred from these premises until further notice..........any member of staff serving him will be instantly dismissed!
chinchin
29-04-2016
Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!
chinchin
29-04-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub. ”

I think you need a check up at the Clinic!
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