Drat you never fell for our trap

* Gets on phone tae SR *

* Grabs remotes * thats the footie sorted not that farm muck

Evening SReeps 'n' peeps *clunks* *clatters* I say let SReeps join us for some curry Eddy?



After all all the food in the kitchen is grass clippings, wild garlic and dandelions and I don'rt fancy that!

/!\

*Takes remotes back from SReeps on promise of a nice hot curry*

Ok, so long as he keeps quiet.

Sleeps, be our guest, it's curry tonight.

Where the sun dont shine son !

I'll try not to.

Barred again eh

where the sun dont shine fella !

you will be if you stay wiv them ? .......

Well done old bean. He was easily fooled.

* Dips Eddy fat head in the sheep dip * thats you sorted

Oi stop misbehaving SReeps yer only punish yerself in the morning!

eugene, Eddy and I are enjoying Emmedale so you are locked out until both episodes are finished! *Locks Sreeps out*

*heads into snug with Phyllis & Marjory from the local Amateur Dramatic Society*

Oi Numpty, yer barred fella along with they other 2 farmer muppets !

We're rehearsing for a production of King Lear, now jog on.
SR gave us permission, 3 free drinks too, for bringing some culture into the pub.

Who‘s got Goneril?

Night all

Morning all

No snow here so far !

*trudges through the snow* Morning all, morning Percy & Ernie, didn't expect to see you two back so soon! I'll bring your fish out in a minute.

Morning!

She was power-mad

You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister!
Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him!

Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed!
As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred!

Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred!

As if!

Was that a misspell?

Morning davor *clunk*


*grabs bob by the throat & dips his pockets for cash* to compensate for the stolen drinks from last night!

*replaces signage stating*..........

Eddy the Crook is barred from these premises until further notice..........any member of staff serving him will be instantly dismissed!

Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!

I think you need a check up at the Clinic!