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I think you need a check up at the Clinic! ![]() We're ok, I think Bible-John's away to flip his dhonkeymeatburgers
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*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
![]() Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work ![]() ![]() Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please
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*slaps Chin senseless*
We're ok, I think Bible-John's away to flip his dhonkeymeatburgers ![]() Quote:
*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
![]() Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work ![]() ![]() Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please ![]() ![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*
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![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo* |
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Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!
![]() ![]() ![]() Who the hell do you think yer speaking to? *grabs chinny by the throat & drags him off to the cellar & proceeds to batter him* Don't you dare contradict me or deliberately flout my rools! You're coat is on a very shoogly nail & yer inches away from being sacked! Go & do some work for a change, get the gents cleaned out, sort Parton & Gorbals out, then I want you to scrub that gents floor......here is yer toothbrush to use to do it! I then want the cellar scrubbed out & all the bottles dusted! I'll decide soon what you have to do this afternoon! Quote:
*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work ![]() Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please ![]() ![]() Quote:
![]() Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo**glares at chinny* Are you still here......get moving! *advances on chinny in a menacing manner* ![]()
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Ta muchly SR *slurps and chomps*
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!! ![]() Chins deserves his punishment.
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![]() ![]() You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister! Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him! Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed! As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred! Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred! ![]() As if! Was that a misspell? ![]() Nope. Poor girl with a name she was bound to want to get her own back.
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Afternoon all peeps! Handed back the doglets to their doting parents [son and DIL] and now home preparing for mini twass to come for the weekend. We'll have a fab time despite both of us coughing our lungs up
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Ta muchly SR *slurps and chomps*
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!! ![]() Chins deserves his punishment. ![]() ![]() Quote:
Nope. Poor girl with a name she was bound to want to get her own back.
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Afternoon all peeps! Handed back the doglets to their doting parents [son and DIL] and now home preparing for mini twass to come for the weekend. We'll have a fab time despite both of us coughing our lungs up
![]() *clunk* ![]() Afternoon all.
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*slurrrps* Ta muchly. I'll be off to meet the train shortly. Her employers want rid of her early due to the coughing and snivelling!
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Evening all
![]() Diet bru please |
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Evening all
![]() Diet bru please |
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There you go. *clunk*
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Was that your relative we just saw on the tellybox being a saucy minx with Henry VIII Gemo??
Just watching Gogglebox and I’m sure it must be scripted posthumus pronounced post-hummus.
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It was. My daughter’s husband’s cousin. Possibly makes her my neice-in-law if such a thing exists.
Just watching Gogglebox and I’m sure it must be scripted posthumus pronounced post-hummus. ![]() ![]() I love Gogglebox. Loved how they were all telling Obama to butt out
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She's a pretty lass. Can't say I blame the randy old goat [Henry]
![]() I love Gogglebox. Loved how they were all telling Obama to butt out ![]() I do agree with the thinking that Obama should butt out. I can see pros and cons for staying in the EU. The thing that’s swinging it for me at the moment is that our being part of the EU meant that the Human Rights Bill couldn’t be scrapped. I currently have little Willow asleep between me and the cushion withe her bottom on the seat, her legs stretched out in front of her, back upright and one of her paws over her face. She is sooooooo cute. |
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*opens pub* Morning all........chilly this morning with a ground frost.
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*opens pub* Morning all........chilly this morning with a ground frost.
![]() ![]() ![]() Not looked out yet, going tae work in an hour tho ! |
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morning all! brrr a bit nippy out, lucky me its Saturday so I don't have to rush anywhere!
zzzzz
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Morning Sr, & all
![]() Not looked out yet, going tae work in an hour tho ! ![]() Quote:
morning all! brrr a bit nippy out, lucky me its Saturday so I don't have to rush anywhere!
zzzzz ![]()
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*Collapses exhausted after spending many hours doing chores*
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*Collapses exhausted after spending many hours doing chores*
It'll do.........I suppose you want paid now?
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*tuts loudly* Bloomin' drama queen! *goes off to inspect completed chores*........
It'll do.........I suppose you want paid now? ![]() *Revives immediately* Oooooo wages!!!!!! ![]() ![]()
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*With loud hailer at the door*
![]() Good morning everyone. ![]() Lovely morning here, a little chilly but lots of sunshine. It's the Greek Orthodox Easter weekend so a fun and busy family time for me.
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Morning Eddy. Sorry Sr says I can't serve you or I'll get the sack
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