Originally Posted by chinchin:
“
I think you need a check up at the Clinic! ”
“
I think you need a check up at the Clinic! ”
*slaps Chin senseless*
We're ok, I think Bible-John's away to flip his dhonkeymeatburgers
The Pub (Part 48)
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*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies 
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*slaps Chin senseless*
We're ok, I think Bible-John's away to flip his dhonkeymeatburgers”
“*slaps Chin senseless*
We're ok, I think Bible-John's away to flip his dhonkeymeatburgers
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please”
“*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please
”
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*”
“
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*”
You brought it on yourself, quit snivelling and bring my order!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!
”
“Erm why are yer getting yer knickers in a twist now SReeps? Yer said yer wanted corkage and yer got corkage. Additionally all yer serve from the kitchen these days is wild garlic nettles and grass clippings. We were hungry!
”
Who the hell do you think yer speaking to? *grabs chinny by the throat & drags him off to the cellar & proceeds to batter him* Don't you dare contradict me or deliberately flout my rools!
You're coat is on a very shoogly nail & yer inches away from being sacked! Go & do some work for a change, get the gents cleaned out, sort Parton & Gorbals out, then I want you to scrub that gents floor......here is yer toothbrush to use to do it! I then want the cellar scrubbed out & all the bottles dusted! I'll decide soon what you have to do this afternoon!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please”
“*strolls in* Morning all pubsteroonies
Doglets and I had a lie in today. Son and DIL are back later today, when I hands them over and will fess up over the strange incident of the back door key which seems to no longer work
Pot of builders and a couple of slices of toast and butter please
”
Morning twass. *clunk clatter* Yer a vandal!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*”
“
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody luvs me!!! *BooHoo*”
*glares at chinny* Are you still here......get moving! *advances on chinny in a menacing manner*
Ta muchly SR *slurps and chomps*
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!!
Chins deserves his punishment.
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!!
Chins deserves his punishment.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister!
Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him!
Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed!
As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred!
Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred!
As if!
Was that a misspell?”
“
You're in SERIOUS trouble now mister!
Eddy the Crook is barred until I say otherwise, if you continue to ignore my decision you'll be following him!
Don't be ridiculous, you used a forklift truck (which you clearly stole), & damaged the entire shed!
As for your far fetched story, which quite frankly a child would make up, you're on CCTV wearing a pair of pants over yer trousers & wearing what appears to be a mop head on yer fat head............yer still barred!
Stoooooopid person the snug is boarded up & will remain so until I decide otherwise. And you can get those two old tarts out of here, they're barred!
As if!
Was that a misspell?
”
Nope. Poor girl with a name she was bound to want to get her own back.
Afternoon all peeps! Handed back the doglets to their doting parents [son and DIL] and now home preparing for mini twass to come for the weekend. We'll have a fab time despite both of us coughing our lungs up
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly SR *slurps and chomps*
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!!
Chins deserves his punishment.”
“Ta muchly SR *slurps and chomps*
Sure it just happened. I had nothing to do with it. One moment it worked, the next.........blooming new fangled doors!!
Chins deserves his punishment.
”
Yes he does!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Nope. Poor girl with a name she was bound to want to get her own back.”
“Nope. Poor girl with a name she was bound to want to get her own back.
”
And who could blame her.
*clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps! Handed back the doglets to their doting parents [son and DIL] and now home preparing for mini twass to come for the weekend. We'll have a fab time despite both of us coughing our lungs up”
“Afternoon all peeps! Handed back the doglets to their doting parents [son and DIL] and now home preparing for mini twass to come for the weekend. We'll have a fab time despite both of us coughing our lungs up
”
Afternoon twass.........sounds as if it'll be a joyous weekend!
*clunk* Afternoon all.
*slurrrps* Ta muchly. I'll be off to meet the train shortly. Her employers want rid of her early due to the coughing and snivelling!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“There you go. *clunk*”
“There you go. *clunk*”
Was that your relative we just saw on the tellybox being a saucy minx with Henry VIII Gemo??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Was that your relative we just saw on the tellybox being a saucy minx with Henry VIII Gemo??”
“Was that your relative we just saw on the tellybox being a saucy minx with Henry VIII Gemo??”
It was. My daughter’s husband’s cousin. Possibly makes her my neice-in-law if such a thing exists.
Just watching Gogglebox and I’m sure it must be scripted posthumus pronounced post-hummus.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It was. My daughter’s husband’s cousin. Possibly makes her my neice-in-law if such a thing exists.
Just watching Gogglebox and I’m sure it must be scripted posthumus pronounced post-hummus.”
“It was. My daughter’s husband’s cousin. Possibly makes her my neice-in-law if such a thing exists.
Just watching Gogglebox and I’m sure it must be scripted posthumus pronounced post-hummus.
”
She's a pretty lass. Can't say I blame the randy old goat [Henry]
I love Gogglebox. Loved how they were all telling Obama to butt out
Originally Posted by twassington:
“She's a pretty lass. Can't say I blame the randy old goat [Henry]
I love Gogglebox. Loved how they were all telling Obama to butt out”
“She's a pretty lass. Can't say I blame the randy old goat [Henry]
I love Gogglebox. Loved how they were all telling Obama to butt out
”
I like it but I don’t think it’s genuine especially after that mispronunciation.
I do agree with the thinking that Obama should butt out.
I can see pros and cons for staying in the EU. The thing that’s swinging it for me at the moment is that our being part of the EU meant that the Human Rights Bill couldn’t be scrapped.
I currently have little Willow asleep between me and the cushion withe her bottom on the seat, her legs stretched out in front of her, back upright and one of her paws over her face. She is sooooooo cute.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all........chilly this morning with a ground frost.”
“*opens pub* Morning all........chilly this morning with a ground frost.
”
Morning Sr, & all
Not looked out yet, going tae work in an hour tho !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Sr, & all
Not looked out yet, going tae work in an hour tho !”
“Morning Sr, & all
Not looked out yet, going tae work in an hour tho !”
Morning Joe, the sun is out but it's still cold. *clunk* Hopefully you'll have a busy day, the time goes in quicker if you're busy.
Originally Posted by kate36:
“morning all! brrr a bit nippy out, lucky me its Saturday so I don't have to rush anywhere!
zzzzz”
“morning all! brrr a bit nippy out, lucky me its Saturday so I don't have to rush anywhere!
zzzzz
”
Morning kate *clunk*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Collapses exhausted after spending many hours doing chores*”
“*Collapses exhausted after spending many hours doing chores*”
*tuts loudly* Bloomin' drama queen! *goes off to inspect completed chores*........
It'll do.........I suppose you want paid now?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*tuts loudly* Bloomin' drama queen! *goes off to inspect completed chores*........
It'll do.........I suppose you want paid now?”
“*tuts loudly* Bloomin' drama queen! *goes off to inspect completed chores*........
It'll do.........I suppose you want paid now?
”
*Revives immediately* Oooooo wages!!!!!!
*With loud hailer at the door*
Good morning everyone.
Lovely morning here, a little chilly but lots of sunshine. It's the Greek Orthodox Easter weekend so a fun and busy family time for me.
Good morning everyone.
Lovely morning here, a little chilly but lots of sunshine.
It's the Greek Orthodox Easter weekend so a fun and busy family time for me.
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