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Old 06-05-2016, 12:36
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Has Sleeps gone?

*Takes remotes, gets ready to watch double Emmerdale in peace without troublesome nuisance from a certian cobble counter.*

Where's Chin? Fancy something to eat?
Sorry Eddy I was busy putting landmines under the UKIP and Tory HQ's.


Morning chinny, I suspect the latest scandal to hit the Labour party had a lot to do with it.
When is there never a scandal with UKIP! Weren't they popular at the last election in your area?

Byeeeee chinny, you have a good one too.
People believe what they see and hear in the right wing MSM.

Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio.
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Old 06-05-2016, 12:49
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Sorry Eddy I was busy putting landmines under the UKIP and Tory HQ's.



People believe what they see and hear in the right wing MSM.

Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio.
There has on Channel 4 News. It's a massive scandal and somehow they've hushed it up except for C4 News!!

Afternoon all peeps, glorious day again
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Old 06-05-2016, 14:57
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Good afternoon.

Gorgeous day, just totally gorgeous. Endless sunshine but not too hot.

A jug of Pimms please.

I'm in the Pub garden. Help yourselves to a Pimms.
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Old 06-05-2016, 15:32
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Ah well. Now we have to gird our loins for all the infighting over Brexit/Remain over the next few weeks
That'll be a joy. ROLLEYES
No Majority, No Landslide
Ruth'll provide decent Opposition, a one-party state is seriously unhealthy.

*clunk*
I agree with you......however it shows how awful Labour are regarded by the Scots when the odious Tories end up with more votes than they do. Some people still remember, & bear the scars from Thatcher!
Camoron seems to think the Scots are loving the Tories, & that we've suddenly seen sense, he may be in for a rude awakening in the very near future. He's an arrogant tosser!
What's going on? There's a damn dead pigeon in the Gents now!
Maybe the frog slayed it!
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! I was going to the loo!



*Gets on phone to Mary Lighthouse*
You were sitting in there for aaaaaaaages, the camera doesn't lie!
Sorry Eddy I was busy putting landmines under the UKIP and Tory HQ's.



People believe what they see and hear in the right wing MSM.

Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio.
You'll never hear anything about that on the BBC or ITV, it'll all be conveniently buried with election results!
There has on Channel 4 News. It's a massive scandal and somehow they've hushed it up except for C4 News!!

Afternoon all peeps, glorious day again
CH4 are the only channel to mention anything about it.

Shurrup!
Good afternoon.

Gorgeous day, just totally gorgeous. Endless sunshine but not too hot.

A jug of Pimms please.

I'm in the Pub garden. Help yourselves to a Pimms.

Shurrup! *tips jug of ice over Eddy's smug fat head*

Afternoon all
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Old 06-05-2016, 16:07
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Shurrup! *tips jug of ice over Eddy's smug fat head*

Afternoon all
Hey!!! Hooligan. You'll be sorry.

I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence but I won't now. So there.
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Old 06-05-2016, 16:47
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Hey!!! Hooligan. You'll be sorry.

I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence but I won't now. So there.
Whoops sorry.......I tripped up.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, as if I would go for that! Yer such a larf! ROLLEYES
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Old 06-05-2016, 16:58
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Afternoon SR! Do you like my tan? Two days of gardening in a vest and it's off to a promising start

A Pimms sounds a perfect idea.
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Old 06-05-2016, 17:55
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He thinks hes going tae fill my shoes, when I go my holibobs on sunday, aint got a snow balls chance !

I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence
* Cough *

miss my my post from last night fella ? * Numpty *

Afternoon Eddy, Twass, Sr, & all
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Old 06-05-2016, 18:11
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Good evening.

* Cough *

miss my my post from last night fella ? * Numpty *
You still here? Well, you can't have the remotes.

Another jug of Pimms please and hurry up.
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Old 06-05-2016, 18:31
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Good evening.
You still here? Well, you can't have the remotes.
Another jug of Pimms please and hurry up.
* Ooooooopss trips over tv cable in garden& spills jug of pimms over Eddys fat head *

* Sniggers *
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Old 07-05-2016, 05:24
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Morning all
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Old 07-05-2016, 06:54
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Morning Sleeps, and all pubster people! Are you up early to do your packing??
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Old 07-05-2016, 07:06
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*saunters in, slips, and accidentally tips bucket of bleach over twass* OMG! I'm soooooo sorry.
Morning all
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Old 07-05-2016, 07:13
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Afternoon SR! Do you like my tan? Two days of gardening in a vest and it's off to a promising start

A Pimms sounds a perfect idea.

Bugger off! You're gonna end up getting arrested prancing around in only a vest! Tart!
It's 8c here this morning with highs of 12c later, no sun of course.
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Old 07-05-2016, 07:16
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^^^^^ JELLUS, just JELLUS

Just found a little blackbird lying dead on my back steps. My neighbour's puddy tat I suspect, leaving me offerings
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Old 07-05-2016, 07:45
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Good morning you lot.

Yet another gorgeous morning. First thing in the morning and the sun is alreadty shining brightly. 14c at present and forecast to rise to 22c. Best of all there's the sweetest breeze.

Tea please.

Bugger off! You're gonna end up getting arrested prancing around in only a vest! Tart!
It's 8c here this morning with highs of 12c later, no sun of course.
No sunshine, you say! Poor you. That's terrible. I'm devastated. How unfair and so on and so forth etc etc.

I guess you will not be putting the Pimms on ice.
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Old 07-05-2016, 08:07
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^^^^^ JELLUS, just JELLUS

Just found a little blackbird lying dead on my back steps. My neighbour's puddy tat I suspect, leaving me offerings
Yup!

Awwwww poor wee blackie, I love wee blackbirds but they're pretty thick.
Good morning you lot.

Yet another gorgeous morning. First thing in the morning and the sun is alreadty shining brightly. 14c at present and forecast to rise to 22c. Best of all there's the sweetest breeze.

Tea please.



No sunshine, you say! Poor you. That's terrible. I'm devastated. How unfair and so on and so forth etc etc.

I guess you will not be putting the Pimms on ice.
Morning Eddy


Bugger off with yer false platitudes!

You've guessed correctly!

*SLAM*
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Old 07-05-2016, 08:44
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Yup!

Awwwww poor wee blackie, I love wee blackbirds but they're pretty thick.
Funny how they are not the smartest of birds, yet crows and ravens are really clever.....I did wonder if he'd just flown into the house. There were no wounds visible on him. I put him in the long grass under a tree at the bottom of the garden.
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Old 07-05-2016, 08:51
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Funny how they are not the smartest of birds, yet crows and ravens are really clever.....I did wonder if he'd just flown into the house. There were no wounds visible on him. I put him in the long grass under a tree at the bottom of the garden.
Cats have a lot of bacteria in their mouth which can cause a lot of damage to birds. It's more likely shock which has killed the poor wee thing. Hopefully it was quick.
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Old 07-05-2016, 08:54
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Cats have a lot of bacteria in their mouth which can cause a lot of damage to birds. It's more likely shock which has killed the poor wee thing. Hopefully it was quick.
Last year I had the unwanted present of a baby bunny on the front doorstep That was before my neighbour moved in....but we have a roaming Siamese that's been spotted on and off over the past years. And it beat up my neighbour's quiet black boy a while back....so maybe there's the culprit!!
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Old 07-05-2016, 12:55
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Good afternoon.

Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please.
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Old 07-05-2016, 15:12
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Good afternoon.

Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please.
This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * rolleyes *

Afternoon Eddy, & all

Was up early Twass, I was working this morning, bags are all packed now
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Old 07-05-2016, 15:44
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Last year I had the unwanted present of a baby bunny on the front doorstep That was before my neighbour moved in....but we have a roaming Siamese that's been spotted on and off over the past years. And it beat up my neighbour's quiet black boy a while back....so maybe there's the culprit!!

Nice, just what you want to have on yer doorstep! What happened to chocolates perfume or flowers!
Good afternoon.

Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please.

Sling yer hook!

Afternoon all.
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Old 07-05-2016, 17:25
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This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * rolleyes *


Haven't you gone yet? Have a great holiday. Don't rush back. We can manage without you.

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Old 07-05-2016, 17:29
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Don't tell me the weather hasn't improved for you.
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