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Has Sleeps gone?
![]() ![]() ![]() *Takes remotes, gets ready to watch double Emmerdale in peace without troublesome nuisance from a certian cobble counter.* ![]() Where's Chin? Fancy something to eat? ![]() Quote:
Morning chinny, I suspect the latest scandal to hit the Labour party had a lot to do with it. When is there never a scandal with UKIP! Weren't they popular at the last election in your area? Byeeeee chinny, you have a good one too. ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio. ![]()
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Sorry Eddy I was busy putting landmines under the UKIP and Tory HQ's.
People believe what they see and hear in the right wing MSM. ![]() ![]() Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio. ![]() ![]() Afternoon all peeps, glorious day again
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Good afternoon.
![]() Gorgeous day, just totally gorgeous. Endless sunshine but not too hot. ![]() A jug of Pimms please. ![]() I'm in the Pub garden. Help yourselves to a Pimms.
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Ah well. Now we have to gird our loins for all the infighting over Brexit/Remain over the next few weeks
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No Majority, No Landslide
Ruth'll provide decent Opposition, a one-party state is seriously unhealthy. *clunk* Camoron seems to think the Scots are loving the Tories, & that we've suddenly seen sense, he may be in for a rude awakening in the very near future. He's an arrogant tosser! ![]() Quote:
What's going on? There's a damn dead pigeon in the Gents now!
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Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! I was going to the loo!
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Sorry Eddy I was busy putting landmines under the UKIP and Tory HQ's.
People believe what they see and hear in the right wing MSM. Have you heard about the current Tory election expenses scandal at the moment? There has been virtually nothing about it in the papers and on the TV/Radio. ![]() Quote:
There has on Channel 4 News. It's a massive scandal and somehow they've hushed it up except for C4 News!!
Afternoon all peeps, glorious day again Shurrup! Quote:
Good afternoon.
![]() Gorgeous day, just totally gorgeous. Endless sunshine but not too hot. A jug of Pimms please. I'm in the Pub garden. Help yourselves to a Pimms. ![]() Shurrup! *tips jug of ice over Eddy's smug fat head* Afternoon all
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![]() Shurrup! *tips jug of ice over Eddy's smug fat head* Afternoon all ![]() ![]() ![]() Hooligan. You'll be sorry. ![]() I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence but I won't now. So there.
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Hey!!!
![]() ![]() Hooligan. You'll be sorry. ![]() I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence but I won't now. So there. ![]() ![]() Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, as if I would go for that! Yer such a larf! ROLLEYES |
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Afternoon SR! Do you like my tan? Two days of gardening in a vest and it's off to a promising start
![]() A Pimms sounds a perfect idea.
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He thinks hes going tae fill my shoes, when I go my holibobs on sunday, aint got a snow balls chance !
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I was going to offer to lend you a hand during Sleeps' much-welcomed absence miss my my post from last night fella ? * Numpty * ![]() Afternoon Eddy, Twass, Sr, & all
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Good evening. ![]() Quote:
* Cough *
miss my my post from last night fella ? * Numpty * ![]() Well, you can't have the remotes. ![]() Another jug of Pimms please and hurry up.
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Good evening.
![]() You still here? Well, you can't have the remotes. ![]() Another jug of Pimms please and hurry up. ![]() ![]() * Sniggers *
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Morning all
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Morning Sleeps, and all pubster people! Are you up early to do your packing??
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*saunters in, slips, and accidentally tips bucket of bleach over twass* OMG! I'm soooooo sorry.
Morning all
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Afternoon SR! Do you like my tan? Two days of gardening in a vest and it's off to a promising start
![]() A Pimms sounds a perfect idea. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger off! You're gonna end up getting arrested prancing around in only a vest! Tart! ![]() It's 8c here this morning with highs of 12c later, no sun of course. ![]() ![]()
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^^^^^ JELLUS, just JELLUS
![]() ![]() ![]() Just found a little blackbird lying dead on my back steps. My neighbour's puddy tat I suspect, leaving me offerings
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Good morning you lot. ![]() Yet another gorgeous morning. First thing in the morning and the sun is alreadty shining brightly. 14c at present and forecast to rise to 22c. Best of all there's the sweetest breeze. Tea please. ![]() Quote:
Bugger off! You're gonna end up getting arrested prancing around in only a vest! Tart!
It's 8c here this morning with highs of 12c later, no sun of course. ![]() ![]() ![]() That's terrible. I'm devastated. How unfair and so on and so forth etc etc. ![]() I guess you will not be putting the Pimms on ice.
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^^^^^ JELLUS, just JELLUS
![]() Just found a little blackbird lying dead on my back steps. My neighbour's puddy tat I suspect, leaving me offerings ![]() Awwwww poor wee blackie, I love wee blackbirds but they're pretty thick. ![]() Quote:
Good morning you lot.
![]() Yet another gorgeous morning. First thing in the morning and the sun is alreadty shining brightly. 14c at present and forecast to rise to 22c. Best of all there's the sweetest breeze. Tea please. No sunshine, you say! Poor you. That's terrible. I'm devastated. How unfair and so on and so forth etc etc. I guess you will not be putting the Pimms on ice. ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger off with yer false platitudes! You've guessed correctly! *SLAM* |
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Yup!
![]() Awwwww poor wee blackie, I love wee blackbirds but they're pretty thick. ![]() |
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Funny how they are not the smartest of birds, yet crows and ravens are really clever.....I did wonder if he'd just flown into the house. There were no wounds visible on him. I put him in the long grass under a tree at the bottom of the garden.
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Cats have a lot of bacteria in their mouth which can cause a lot of damage to birds. It's more likely shock which has killed the poor wee thing. Hopefully it was quick.
![]() ![]() That was before my neighbour moved in....but we have a roaming Siamese that's been spotted on and off over the past years. And it beat up my neighbour's quiet black boy a while back....so maybe there's the culprit!!
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Good afternoon.
![]() Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please.
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Good afternoon.
![]() Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please. ![]() Afternoon Eddy, & all Was up early Twass, I was working this morning, bags are all packed now |
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Last year I had the unwanted present of a baby bunny on the front doorstep
![]() That was before my neighbour moved in....but we have a roaming Siamese that's been spotted on and off over the past years. And it beat up my neighbour's quiet black boy a while back....so maybe there's the culprit!!![]() ![]() Nice, just what you want to have on yer doorstep! What happened to chocolates perfume or flowers! Quote:
Good afternoon.
![]() Phew, so hot. A strawberry cornetto please. ![]() ![]() ![]() Sling yer hook! Afternoon all.
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This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * rolleyes *
![]() Haven't you gone yet? Have a great holiday. Don't rush back. We can manage without you. ![]()
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![]() ![]() Sling yer hook!
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That's terrible.
How unfair and so on and so forth etc etc.