Evening peeps and parps A quart of chilled Stella and make it snappy ta!

Evening chinnock, are you back from yer Mum's?

Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.

Evening all

Good evening.

Hope you've made a full recovery.

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* Yes back from Mum's . Hope you are well eug.

Welcome back Chin. It's been chaos here without you.

Bloomin' amateurs. I leave the Pub on urgent business for a very short time and see what happens!

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Quite right. It's been awful here. SR couldn't cope at all without you. She went more potty than usual and started giving out free stuff to twassington who started bossing everyone about.

You should demand a half share of the PUB. This place is worth nothing without you doing all the work and organising everything.

By the way, SR is going to bash you up for being awol. You have been warned.

Excellent Emmerdale tonight. I hope you got back from your mother's in time to watch it.

You porky pier!! Although the bit about SR being on the warpath due to your absence is true, chinnock.....ta muchly for the drink! *sluuuurrrrp*

Yes it was a good Emmerdale Eddy. I enjoyed it.
*Tuts loudly* Bloomin' hariden! *Blushes* Yes I know this place can't manage without me. I really ought to be gifted a half share!


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*opens pub* Morning all

What are you on about you great eejit!


Oh you've decided to make an appearance have you.......you're becoming like the rare spotted lazy lizard. You needn't think yer gonna get paid for you unsolicited absence!

In yer dreams mister!

Still lying through yer teeth I see!


How very dare you! There are several questions I shall be asking you as soon as you grace me with your appearance!
That's never ever gonna happen!

*saunters in rather casually*

*surveys old stomping ground*

*plonks self at bar*

*spots the delightful SR*

Hello treacle 😃 Howz tricks???

May l please have one of your finest clunks and a clatter and a crinkle for good measure ??



*squashes SR with a huuuuuumongous hug*

Good grief! It's only the scrummy omg in person!

Where have you been, what have you been doing, how are all the minis & of course your lovely self?

*clunk clatter rustle*

*returns huuuuuumongous hug* mwahhhh mwahhhhh mwahhhh.

Mfmmmmf fmmmmfmf mfmmmmfmmf

Ah SR these two got me on lock down next to no time to myself but we are doing good thks

Mini 1 is now taller than me but he is settled in school and happy and rather popular with the ladies thankfully that hormone not kicked in yet on his side - I fear when it does

As for mini 2 I don't know what to say, she's feisty firey smart bolshey infuriating adorable energetic sassy u catching my drift ! A joy to have around but hard hard work

I've missed u hon -- how are you and yours doing ? I hope all is well and purdy cats??

Thanks for me clatter and clunk 😁😁😁

Sorry I had to go for a shower, I'm going out soon.

HAH! You'll know when girls are involved, he'll start taking regular showers & use copious amounts of Lynx!
Hmmmmm, who does mini 2 remind me of..........

All is good & well here ta, same old same old, only one puss left now (Timo), the ginga one & he's 15!

Are you still in sunshine land?

Morning all peepsingtons and parplets of a pubster persuasion!! Crikey, omg.....to what do we owe this rare visitiation??

Bucket of your finest Yorkshire brew and a doorstep of toast and marmalade please

Hehe the Lynx effect can't wait he still remembers the cats

As 4 mini 2 I don't ever know what u mean

I'm back on home soil down south I'll have to out a way to get me up north at some point to say hi

*waves manically at Twas!*

Thought I'd best pop in make sure I've not been consigned

Best crack on have a loverly day all x won't leave it so long

*leaves slobbery kisses all round*

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Sponges slobber off*

Morning everypeeps

Moaning chins. *sponges slobber off as well*

*waves back at departing omg*

By eck, you get all sorts in here

Morning twassock *clunk* We certainly do!

*slurrrp*

*nods sagely in agreement*

Byeeeeeeeeee peeps. Have a good day Does anyone have any adblocking tips for Android phones? The adblock plus browser is now unobtainable it would seem. :'(

Hahahaha, remember when I asked you if he planned on being holed up all weekend in the spare bedroom..........within 10 minutes or so he had Murphy letting him stroke his head & Nellie sitting on his knee.

Oh I think you do know exactly what I mean..........

The Cairngorbals are lookin' mighty fine at the moment.

Och yer not up in the attic.......yet.........

SDon't leave it so long next time. Mwahhhhh........Oh & you won the BB sweepstake (the one before last), tried to PM you but you were full. Can't even remember what you won now.

You luv it!

Indeed so.....look at you!

Yup, even you, I'm so tolerant of all you weirdos!

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