Don't be so ridiculous, Parton doesn't have size 10 hooves, nor does she wear shoes!
Stop lying & get this place cleaned up!

Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.

Tea please.


8c here at present and some sunshine. I would help you scrape your car, being a good sort and all that, but it's far too early for that sort of thing so enjoy.

Waaaah! Nobody loves me!


Morning Eddy *clatter* Nippy 'ere 'n' all.

Thanks Chin.

I'm going to McDonalds for breakfast. Feel free to join me. The Pub looks lovely and clean now.

Morning all peepsicles, the temps have certainly plummetted a tad....about 10 degrees here in the soft South. DIL's birthday today, so we are going to a local pub which serves brekkies to celebrate cos that's what she wants to do.

Just an early morning cuppa then, please!

Morning twassington and happy birthday to your DIL. Enjoy the birthday breakfast.

Thanks Eddy. They apparently do very nice Eggs Benedict in there, including Eggs Benedict Royale with smoked salmon Also American buttermilk pancakes! Oh decisions decisions

The Eggs Benedict Royale sound lovely. Pick up a menu for SR.

The do full Englishes as well, meat and veggie, kippers, and posh things like avocado and bacon on a slice of sourdough toast with a poached egg and tomato salsa

Morning twassock *clunk*

Yes let's go off to McDonalds Eddy

Afternoon all

Aye right! ROLLEYES

I have no need for anyone's menu!


You're here to work, not to swan off with Eddy (or anyone), for breakfast or anything else! Your wages will be deducted accordingly!

Good evening.

It's still rather chilly here but we have beautiful sunshine which compensates.

A lager and lime please.

Evening all peeps!! Bottle of prosecco to go please

Proper chilly tonight, I've even laid a fire

Evening twassington. How was breakfast? What did you end up having?

Anyone else watching Eurovision tonight?

Lovely day today, but my log burner's roaring now

Jake & Joe are no worse than any other act

Evening Eddy! I had avocado and bacon on sourdough with tomato salsa topped with a poached egg. Lush!!

Not seen any Eurovision, thank goodness

*opens pub* Morning all ........a tad chilly this morning, only 3c.

Morning Sr and peeps

Morning chinnypoo. *clunk*

Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.

10c here and sunny.

Very large tea please.

Morning Eddy

*CLUMP*

Hi there and thank you.

Morning Eddy

Morning all peepsicles!! Hazy sun and 9 degrees here in the sticks.

The usual, please!