Morning twassock 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning chins!
waits expectantly
”
“Morning chins!
waits expectantly
”
Sr should still be serving.
*Puts 'Let Me Entertain You' on the jukebox*.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Sr should still be serving.
*Puts 'Let Me Entertain You' on the jukebox*.”
“Sr should still be serving.
*Puts 'Let Me Entertain You' on the jukebox*.
”
Clearly she's gone off to do summat else
*gets an OJ from the venders* This will have to do!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles!! Hazy sun and 9 degrees here in the sticks.
The usual, please!”
“Morning all peepsicles!! Hazy sun and 9 degrees here in the sticks.
The usual, please!
”
Morning twass.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Sr should still be serving.
*Puts 'Let Me Entertain You' on the jukebox*.”
“Sr should still be serving.
*Puts 'Let Me Entertain You' on the jukebox*.
”
You lazy wee toad! *bashes chinny over the head with a brush*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Clearly she's gone off to do summat else
*gets an OJ from the venders* This will have to do!”
“Clearly she's gone off to do summat else
*gets an OJ from the venders* This will have to do!”
I can only apologise for the laziness of chinny!
*clatter clunk* This is a freebie, the money will be deducted from that idle wee toad's wages!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass.
You lazy wee toad! *bashes chinny over the head with a brush*
I can only apologise for the laziness of chinny!
*clatter clunk* This is a freebie, the money will be deducted from that idle wee toad's wages!”
“Morning twass.
You lazy wee toad! *bashes chinny over the head with a brush*
I can only apologise for the laziness of chinny!
*clatter clunk* This is a freebie, the money will be deducted from that idle wee toad's wages!”
Thank you kindly. It may teach him to serve the customers when he's here!
*slurrrp* Afternoon all. Glorious day after all, and now a sunny evening arriving.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps and parps.”
“Evening peeps and parps.
”
Evening chins.....are you actually serving tonight?
Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening chins.....are you actually serving tonight?”
“Evening chins.....are you actually serving tonight?
”
Of course!
*THUD*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Chin, everyone.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.”
“Good evening Chin, everyone.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.
”
Evening Dear Eddy
Have a *clunk* on me!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.”
“Good evening Chin, twassington, everyone.
Turned out to be a very nice day in London, not at all like the forecasts had told us to expect.
”
A lot better than expected in Kent too!
I think a jug of Pimms is called for
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A lot better than expected in Kent too!
I think a jug of Pimms is called for”
“A lot better than expected in Kent too!
I think a jug of Pimms is called for
”
Show me the cash first! Dogbreath!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Of course! *THUD*
Evening Dear Eddy Have a *clunk* on me!”
“Of course!
*THUD*Evening Dear Eddy
Have a *clunk* on me!”
*slurps*
Thanks. I trust you are keeping well and not doing all the work as usual.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A lot better than expected in Kent too!
I think a jug of Pimms is called for”
“A lot better than expected in Kent too!
I think a jug of Pimms is called for
”
That would be very welcome but I think you need to apologise to Chin first.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Show me the cash first! Dogbreath!”
“
Show me the cash first! Dogbreath!”
Your customer service skills need a great deal of improvement
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*slurps*
Thanks. I trust you are keeping well and not doing all the work as usual.
That would be very welcome but I think you need to apologise to Chin first.”
“*slurps*
Thanks. I trust you are keeping well and not doing all the work as usual.
That would be very welcome but I think you need to apologise to Chin first.
”
Have you been on the wacky baccy again?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*slurps*
Thanks. I trust you are keeping well and not doing all the work as usual.
That would be very welcome but I think you need to apologise to Chin first.”
“*slurps*
Thanks. I trust you are keeping well and not doing all the work as usual.
That would be very welcome but I think you need to apologise to Chin first.
”
^ Wot Eddy said.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps”
“Morning Sr and peeps
”
Morning chinny *clunk*
I'm keeping my eye on you, so you'd better not try any stunts today!
Morning all pubster peeps and participants of Pimms
I was not being horrible to you You lying wee toad.
A mug of builders please and a bowl of cornflakes and milk. If that's not too much trouble of course. *rolleyes*
I was not being horrible to you
You lying wee toad. A mug of builders please and a bowl of cornflakes and milk. If that's not too much trouble of course. *rolleyes*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“But twassock wos being 'orrible to me and I wos just making sure her bill was paid!
Also that Eddy is a good customer. We need more like him!”
“But twassock wos being 'orrible to me and I wos just making sure her bill was paid!
Also that Eddy is a good customer. We need more like him!”
No she wasn't! And you can stop yer snivelling, yer fooling no-one (least of all me).
Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble! Because your brain is ruled by yer greedy belly you fail to recognise that!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peeps and participants of Pimms
I was not being horrible to you You lying wee toad.
A mug of builders please and a bowl of cornflakes and milk. If that's not too much trouble of course. *rolleyes*”
“Morning all pubster peeps and participants of Pimms
I was not being horrible to you
You lying wee toad. A mug of builders please and a bowl of cornflakes and milk. If that's not too much trouble of course. *rolleyes*”
Morning twass, he is a lying wee toad.
I'll serve you *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
No she wasn't! And you can stop yer snivelling, yer fooling no-one (least of all me).
Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble! Because your brain is ruled by yer greedy belly you fail to recognise that!
Morning twass, he is a lying wee toad.
I'll serve you *clunk clatter*”
“
No she wasn't! And you can stop yer snivelling, yer fooling no-one (least of all me).
Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble! Because your brain is ruled by yer greedy belly you fail to recognise that!
Morning twass, he is a lying wee toad.
I'll serve you *clunk clatter*
”
Thank you! *slurrp, chomp*
I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!
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