The Pub (Part 48)
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Good morning all.
A lovely sunny and mild morning.
Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.
Huh.
I'm outraged by your comments. How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise.
Chin is an excellent bar personage. He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here. 
And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended. 
)
A lovely sunny and mild morning.
Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble!”
“Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble!”
Huh.
I'm outraged by your comments.
How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thank you! *slurrp, chomp*
I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!”
“Thank you! *slurrp, chomp*
I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!”
Chin is an excellent bar personage.
He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here. And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty.
No offence intended. )
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon Eddy and peeps *clunk/clatters*”
“Afternoon Eddy and peeps
*clunk/clatters*”
Good afternoon.
Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thank you! *slurrp, chomp* I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!”
“Thank you! *slurrp, chomp*
I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!”
I prefer the good slapping/kicking approach.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning all.
A lovely sunny and mild morning. Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.
Huh.
I'm outraged by your comments. How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise.
Chin is an excellent bar personage. He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here.
And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended.)
”
“Good morning all.
A lovely sunny and mild morning. Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.
Huh.
I'm outraged by your comments.
How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise. Chin is an excellent bar personage. He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here.
And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty.
No offence intended.)”
You're always outraged by something or other!
I am here most of the time I think you'll find, & whether I'm here or not is none of your business! That's one of the reasons I had CCTV installed. Why have a dog & bark yerself.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the funniest joke I've heard in a while. Chinny, efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here I suspect you've had a bump to the head or yer drunk!
The only brown nose round here is you!
You need to work before you get paid......something chinny hasn't quite grasped yet!
In other words, KEEP YER BEAK OUT!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon Eddy and peeps *clunk/clatters*”
“Afternoon Eddy and peeps
*clunk/clatters*”
Afternoon chinny chew.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended. )
”
“
And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty.
No offence intended. )”
Pots and kettles
Afternoon all peeps. Another glorious day. Despite several gardening accidents
Large G&T with ice and a slice please!
*Pops in.*
Good afternoon all.
Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.
*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*
Good afternoon all.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Pots and kettles
Afternoon all peeps. Another glorious day. Despite several gardening accidents
Large G&T with ice and a slice please!”
“Pots and kettles
Afternoon all peeps. Another glorious day. Despite several gardening accidents
Large G&T with ice and a slice please!”
Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.
*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Pops in.*
Good afternoon all.
Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.
*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*”
“*Pops in.*
Good afternoon all.
Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.
*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*
”
*grabs plant pot near gents and pours it's smelly contents over Eddy'd big fat head* Thanks for the beer shampoo....good job you like chins, the plant pot's full of his wee!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*grabs plant pot near gents and pours it's smelly contents over Eddy'd big fat head* Thanks for the beer shampoo....good job you like chins, the plant pot's full of his wee!”
“*grabs plant pot near gents and pours it's smelly contents over Eddy'd big fat head* Thanks for the beer shampoo....good job you like chins, the plant pot's full of his wee!
”
Huh. I only popped in. I think you need to go to Specsavers. You poured the plant pot contents over Sleeps' inflatable life size dolly and he won't be pleased.
*runs*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Huh. I only popped in. I think you need to go to Specsavers. You poured the plant pot contents over Sleeps' inflatable life size dolly and he won't be pleased.
*runs*”
“Huh. I only popped in. I think you need to go to Specsavers. You poured the plant pot contents over Sleeps' inflatable life size dolly and he won't be pleased.
*runs*
”
*inspects wee smelling Eddy size footprints retreating out of Pub* No, it was defo poured on you!
*Hires local yoof to clean up all of twassington's mess and restore Chin's plant back to it's former glorious self. *
Good evening Chin. Fancy some dinner?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks* I can never win in here can I? 
”
“Ta very muchly Eddy
*clunks* I can never win in here can I? ”
Good evening Chin.
Fancy some dinner?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks* I can never win in here can I? ”
“Ta very muchly Eddy
*clunks* I can never win in here can I? ”
You do sometimes....when you do your job as SR expects and don't cheek the customers
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Hires local yoof to clean up all of twassington's mess and restore Chin's plant back to it's former glorious self. *
Good evening Chin. Fancy some dinner? ”
“*Hires local yoof to clean up all of twassington's mess and restore Chin's plant back to it's former glorious self. *
Good evening Chin.
Fancy some dinner? ”
Ta very much Eddy. I have been working my fingers to the bone and I'm sure Sr won't mind us having a takeaway. How much corkage? Say 5p?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You do sometimes....when you do your job as SR expects and don't cheek the customers”
“You do sometimes....when you do your job as SR expects and don't cheek the customers
”
Meh
*clunk* When was the last time you bought me a drink?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very much Eddy. I have been working my fingers to the bone and I'm sure Sr won't mind us having a takeaway. How much corkage? Say 5p?
”
“Ta very much Eddy. I have been working my fingers to the bone and I'm sure Sr won't mind us having a takeaway. How much corkage? Say 5p?
”
5p is very reasonable.
Our fish dinners are here, tuck in.
Save the leftovers for twassington as a goodwill gesture.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“5p is very reasonable.
Our fish dinners are here, tuck in. Save the leftovers for twassington as a goodwill gesture. ”
“5p is very reasonable.
Our fish dinners are here, tuck in.
Save the leftovers for twassington as a goodwill gesture. ”
Good idea. Keep her 'on side'. Cheers!
*Tucks in*
Leftovers are not a goodwill gesture. A portion of chips is, not leftover ones, fresh hot ones!!
I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.
Now where's my goodwill gesture?
I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.
Now where's my goodwill gesture?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Leftovers are not a goodwill gesture. A portion of chips is, not leftover ones, fresh hot ones!!
I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.
Now where's my goodwill gesture?”
“Leftovers are not a goodwill gesture. A portion of chips is, not leftover ones, fresh hot ones!!
I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.
Now where's my goodwill gesture?”
*Hands over a fresh, hot portion of chips to twassington with sachets of assorted sauces. Enjoy. *
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“[i]*Hands over a fresh, hot portion of chips to twassington with sachets of assorted sauces. Enjoy. * [/I ]”
“[i]*Hands over a fresh, hot portion of chips to twassington with sachets of assorted sauces. Enjoy. * [/I ]
”
Thank you Eddy. Much appreciated. Allow me to buy you a drink as well
Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.
I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.
I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps”
“Morning Sr and peeps
”
You better get this place cleaned up! It stinks! Wot have you been told about bringing in food? *bashes chinny over the head with a fish slice*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.
I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.”
“Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.
I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.
”
Don't you morning me either......all you do is get chinny into trouble!
*whacks Eddy the Crook about his person with a fish slice, & hands over a very large bill for last night''s shenanigans*
Morning all peepsicles! Tis sunny here but was chilly overnight.....this will be the last of the nice weather apparently. Rain is coming
Large tea please and a cheese toastie
Large tea please and a cheese toastie
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