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Old 16-05-2016, 08:37
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Old 16-05-2016, 08:43
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Old 16-05-2016, 11:36
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Good morning all.

A lovely sunny and mild morning. Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.

Yeah right, he causes as much mayhem as you do, he's never done moaning about something or other & he thinks he's someone special! He tries continually to undermine me, & he constantly gets you into trouble!
Huh.

I'm outraged by your comments. How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise.

Thank you! *slurrp, chomp* I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!
Chin is an excellent bar personage. He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here.

And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended. )
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Old 16-05-2016, 12:10
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Afternoon Eddy and peeps *clunk/clatters*
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Old 16-05-2016, 12:35
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Afternoon Eddy and peeps *clunk/clatters*
Good afternoon.

Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.
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Old 16-05-2016, 15:40
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Thank you! *slurrp, chomp* I think you need to send chins on a course for Barperson Skills or summat!!
I prefer the good slapping/kicking approach.

Good morning all.

A lovely sunny and mild morning. Not at all like what we were told to expect for this week.



Huh.

I'm outraged by your comments. How would you know anyway? You're never here. The truth is that I am one of your bestest friends and customers and you should stop listening to anyone that says otherwise.



Chin is an excellent bar personage. He is efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. SR could not manage without him especially when she's been on the gin (which is most of the time). He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here.

And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended.)


You're always outraged by something or other!
I am here most of the time I think you'll find, & whether I'm here or not is none of your business! That's one of the reasons I had CCTV installed. Why have a dog & bark yerself.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the funniest joke I've heard in a while. Chinny, efficient, fast, chatty, friendly, and very hard working. He deserves a pay rise as he is the only one that ever does any work around here I suspect you've had a bump to the head or yer drunk!
The only brown nose round here is you!

You need to work before you get paid......something chinny hasn't quite grasped yet!

In other words, KEEP YER BEAK OUT!
Afternoon Eddy and peeps *clunk/clatters*
Afternoon chinny chew.
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Old 16-05-2016, 16:15
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And Chin can do without certain brown nosed types making trouble for him and good customers (like me) whenever he is on duty. No offence intended. )

Pots and kettles

Afternoon all peeps. Another glorious day. Despite several gardening accidents

Large G&T with ice and a slice please!
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Old 16-05-2016, 16:36
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*Pops in.*

Good afternoon all.

Pots and kettles

Afternoon all peeps. Another glorious day. Despite several gardening accidents

Large G&T with ice and a slice please!
Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.

*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*
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Old 16-05-2016, 16:50
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*Pops in.*

Good afternoon all.



Gorgeous sunny weather. Such a beautiful day.

*Pours bucket of beer slops over twassington's big head.*
*grabs plant pot near gents and pours it's smelly contents over Eddy'd big fat head* Thanks for the beer shampoo....good job you like chins, the plant pot's full of his wee!
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:07
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*grabs plant pot near gents and pours it's smelly contents over Eddy'd big fat head* Thanks for the beer shampoo....good job you like chins, the plant pot's full of his wee!
Huh. I only popped in. I think you need to go to Specsavers. You poured the plant pot contents over Sleeps' inflatable life size dolly and he won't be pleased.

*runs*
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:19
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Huh. I only popped in. I think you need to go to Specsavers. You poured the plant pot contents over Sleeps' inflatable life size dolly and he won't be pleased.

*runs*
*inspects wee smelling Eddy size footprints retreating out of Pub* No, it was defo poured on you!
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:24
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Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks* I can never win in here can I?
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:36
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*Hires local yoof to clean up all of twassington's mess and restore Chin's plant back to it's former glorious self. *


Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks* I can never win in here can I?
Good evening Chin. Fancy some dinner?
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:36
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Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks* I can never win in here can I?
You do sometimes....when you do your job as SR expects and don't cheek the customers
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:45
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*Hires local yoof to clean up all of twassington's mess and restore Chin's plant back to it's former glorious self. *




Good evening Chin. Fancy some dinner?
Ta very much Eddy. I have been working my fingers to the bone and I'm sure Sr won't mind us having a takeaway. How much corkage? Say 5p?


You do sometimes....when you do your job as SR expects and don't cheek the customers
Meh *clunk* When was the last time you bought me a drink?
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:53
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Ta very much Eddy. I have been working my fingers to the bone and I'm sure Sr won't mind us having a takeaway. How much corkage? Say 5p?
5p is very reasonable.

Our fish dinners are here, tuck in. Save the leftovers for twassington as a goodwill gesture.
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Old 16-05-2016, 18:55
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5p is very reasonable.

Our fish dinners are here, tuck in. Save the leftovers for twassington as a goodwill gesture.
Good idea. Keep her 'on side'. Cheers! *Tucks in*
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Old 16-05-2016, 19:26
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Leftovers are not a goodwill gesture. A portion of chips is, not leftover ones, fresh hot ones!!

I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.

Now where's my goodwill gesture?
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Old 16-05-2016, 19:29
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Leftovers are not a goodwill gesture. A portion of chips is, not leftover ones, fresh hot ones!!

I'll buy you a Stella to go with your dinner chins as a goodwill gesture.

Now where's my goodwill gesture?

*Hands over a fresh, hot portion of chips to twassington with sachets of assorted sauces. Enjoy. *
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Old 16-05-2016, 19:30
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[i]*Hands over a fresh, hot portion of chips to twassington with sachets of assorted sauces. Enjoy. * [/I ]
Thank you Eddy. Much appreciated. Allow me to buy you a drink as well
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Old 17-05-2016, 06:05
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*opens pub & gags* OMG! It stinks of fish & chips in here! CHINNY I'm Gonna kill you!

Morning all
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Old 17-05-2016, 06:47
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Old 17-05-2016, 06:54
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Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.

I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.
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Old 17-05-2016, 06:59
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Morning Sr and peeps

You better get this place cleaned up! It stinks! Wot have you been told about bringing in food? *bashes chinny over the head with a fish slice*
Good morning Chin, SR, everyone.

I bring sunshine with me to the Pub this morning. There's plenty here.

Don't you morning me either......all you do is get chinny into trouble!
*whacks Eddy the Crook about his person with a fish slice, & hands over a very large bill for last night''s shenanigans*
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Old 17-05-2016, 07:55
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Morning all peepsicles! Tis sunny here but was chilly overnight.....this will be the last of the nice weather apparently. Rain is coming

Large tea please and a cheese toastie
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