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Morning all peepsicles! Tis sunny here but was chilly overnight.....this will be the last of the nice weather apparently. Rain is coming
![]() Large tea please and a cheese toastie ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't you morning me either, missy! *whacks twass with a fish slice* You know food is not to be brought in from outside! That'll be summer over then.
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![]() ![]() Don't you morning me either, missy! *whacks twass with a fish slice* You know food is not to be brought in from outside! That'll be summer over then. ![]() ![]() I hope you're not right....but remember 2012 ![]() ![]()
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It was all Eddy's fault bringing it in then saying I could have leftovers
![]() I hope you're not right....but remember 2012 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since when did you listen to what Eddy does or says? He pinned you down & forced food down into yer big gob I suppose? Nowadays we seem to get better weather springtime than we do in the summer. Afternoon all.
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history
![]() ![]() Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment ![]()
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*whacks Eddy the Crook about his person with a fish slice, & hands over a very large bill for last night''s shenanigans*
![]() ![]() I'm outraged. ![]() I'm always happy to pay my bills but I don't see what I owe you. The fish and chips dinners were purchased from elsewhere, corkage was paid by Chin and all our drinks were paid for when ordered at your bar. So what are you charging for? A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it. ![]() Tea please. Hurry up.
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history
![]() ![]() Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment ![]() ![]()
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Hi twassington. Quite right, everywhere is gorgeous.
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Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters*
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Good evening everyone.
![]() Hi there Chin. Thanks and whatever you are having.
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Evening chins, Eddy.....ta muchly! *takes clunk and clatter*
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Good evening everyone.
![]() Hi there Chin. Thanks and whatever you are having. ![]()
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Evening folks.
Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history
![]() Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment Yes it's lovely the trees & bushes are starting to bud. Dahn sarf you're about a month ahead of us, as far as growth goes. All my bluebells/lilac/pink/whitebells are mostly out in bloom now. ![]() It looks as if there's maybe been a light rain overnight, nothing drastic tho'. Quote:
Good afternoon.
![]() I'm outraged. ![]() I'm always happy to pay my bills but I don't see what I owe you. The fish and chips dinners were purchased from elsewhere, corkage was paid by Chin and all our drinks were paid for when ordered at your bar. So what are you charging for? A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it. ![]() Tea please. Hurry up. ![]() ![]() You're never happy to pay yer bills, I always have to threaten you before you cough up! 5p corkage does NOT cover anything & you know you aren't allowed to bring yer own food onto the premises. So therefore you owe me a substantial amount of cash! You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice! Quote:
Evening folks.
Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now
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Morning Sr and peeps
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*opens pub* Morning all
![]() You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load
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Morning all pubster parps. Bit chilly this morning
Mug of builders and a bowl of porridge please!
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You mean your greed overcame your common sense?
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You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice!
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Howdy nice lady
You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
I've never fancied it on me cornflakes!*slurrrp, gulp* |
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
*tugs grimy cap* You git any Grits n' cornbread on the go Sir? |
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Why, howdy nice man.
*tugs grimy cap* You git any Grits n' cornbread on the go Sir?
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*Sighs loudly* There you go. *Bungs Spam and pork scrachings into a bag. He won't notice the difference*
![]() They're real, super, good for hair loss too, give em' a go boy!! 👍 *honks horn*
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Howdy nice lady
You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load ![]() You'll have a digestive biscuit like everyone else! Quote:
Morning all pubster parps. Bit chilly this morning
Mug of builders and a bowl of porridge please!*clunk clatter* ![]() Quote:
I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
*kicks chin on the arse* stop fibbing! I was in the office doing paper work actually!Quote:
Much obliged pard'ner
They're real, super, good for hair loss too, give em' a go boy!! 👍 *honks horn* ![]() Were you in that film Deliverance? I'm sure I recognise yer face!
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Good morning everyone. ![]() A few showers here, nothing heavy, not yet anyway. Quite mild. ![]() Quote:
You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice! I've paid your outrageous bill. Now give me my fish slice. ![]() Quote:
Evening folks.
Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now Take care.Quote:
I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
![]() Tea please.
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A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it.