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Old 17-05-2016, 08:21
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Morning all peepsicles! Tis sunny here but was chilly overnight.....this will be the last of the nice weather apparently. Rain is coming

Large tea please and a cheese toastie

Don't you morning me either, missy! *whacks twass with a fish slice* You know food is not to be brought in from outside!

That'll be summer over then.
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Old 17-05-2016, 09:17
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Don't you morning me either, missy! *whacks twass with a fish slice* You know food is not to be brought in from outside!

That'll be summer over then.
It was all Eddy's fault bringing it in then saying I could have leftovers

I hope you're not right....but remember 2012
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Old 17-05-2016, 14:37
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It was all Eddy's fault bringing it in then saying I could have leftovers

I hope you're not right....but remember 2012

Since when did you listen to what Eddy does or says? He pinned you down & forced food down into yer big gob I suppose?

Nowadays we seem to get better weather springtime than we do in the summer.

Afternoon all.
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Old 17-05-2016, 14:56
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history

Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment
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Old 17-05-2016, 15:11
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Good afternoon.

*whacks Eddy the Crook about his person with a fish slice, & hands over a very large bill for last night''s shenanigans*


I'm outraged.

I'm always happy to pay my bills but I don't see what I owe you. The fish and chips dinners were purchased from elsewhere, corkage was paid by Chin and all our drinks were paid for when ordered at your bar.

So what are you charging for? A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it.

Tea please. Hurry up.
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Old 17-05-2016, 15:13
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history

Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment
Hi twassington. Quite right, everywhere is gorgeous.
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Old 17-05-2016, 15:17
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Hi twassington. Quite right, everywhere is gorgeous.
In May and early June there's a freshness about everything that goes in the heat of July and August. Odd to think it's only just over a month til midsummer
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Old 17-05-2016, 18:15
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 17-05-2016, 18:21
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Good evening everyone.

Hi there Chin. Thanks and whatever you are having.
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Old 17-05-2016, 18:27
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Evening chins, Eddy.....ta muchly! *takes clunk and clatter*
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Old 17-05-2016, 19:15
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Good evening everyone.

Hi there Chin. Thanks and whatever you are having.
Ta very muchly Eddy.
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Old 17-05-2016, 23:15
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Evening folks.

Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now
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Old 18-05-2016, 05:43
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 18-05-2016, 06:03
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Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history

Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment
You mean your greed overcame your common sense?

Yes it's lovely the trees & bushes are starting to bud. Dahn sarf you're about a month ahead of us, as far as growth goes. All my bluebells/lilac/pink/whitebells are mostly out in bloom now.
It looks as if there's maybe been a light rain overnight, nothing drastic tho'.
Good afternoon.





I'm outraged.

I'm always happy to pay my bills but I don't see what I owe you. The fish and chips dinners were purchased from elsewhere, corkage was paid by Chin and all our drinks were paid for when ordered at your bar.

So what are you charging for? A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it.

Tea please. Hurry up.
You're always outraged about something or other.........nothing new about that!
You're never happy to pay yer bills, I always have to threaten you before you cough up!
5p corkage does NOT cover anything & you know you aren't allowed to bring yer own food onto the premises. So therefore you owe me a substantial amount of cash!

You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice!
Evening folks.

Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now
So you'll be back doing yer pole dancing then, you need to take more care this time!
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:13
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Morning Sr and peeps
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:18
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*opens pub* Morning all
Howdy nice lady

You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:24
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Morning all pubster parps. Bit chilly this morning Mug of builders and a bowl of porridge please!
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:27
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You mean your greed overcame your common sense?
Yes, that's about it

You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice!


Morning Sr and peeps
Moaning chinnock!!

Howdy nice lady

You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load
Most weird!!!
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:31
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:37
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
Thanks chins. Too early for gin I've never fancied it on me cornflakes!

*slurrrp, gulp*
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:37
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I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
Why, howdy nice man.

*tugs grimy cap*

You git any Grits n' cornbread on the go Sir?
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:42
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Why, howdy nice man.

*tugs grimy cap*

You git any Grits n' cornbread on the go Sir?
*Sighs loudly* There you go. *Bungs Spam and pork scrachings into a bag. He won't notice the difference*
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Old 18-05-2016, 07:45
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*Sighs loudly* There you go. *Bungs Spam and pork scrachings into a bag. He won't notice the difference*
Much obliged pard'ner

They're real, super, good for hair loss too, give em' a go boy!! 👍

*honks horn*
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Old 18-05-2016, 08:05
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Morning Sr and peeps
Morning chinny chump *clunk*
Howdy nice lady

You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load
Errrrr, mornin'..........*mutters* bloomin' weirdo!
You'll have a digestive biscuit like everyone else!
Morning all pubster parps. Bit chilly this morning Mug of builders and a bowl of porridge please!
Morning twass, quite mild here 12c with light showers forecast.
*clunk clatter*
I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
*kicks chin on the arse* stop fibbing! I was in the office doing paper work actually!
Much obliged pard'ner

They're real, super, good for hair loss too, give em' a go boy!! 👍

*honks horn*
Were you in that film Deliverance? I'm sure I recognise yer face!
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Old 18-05-2016, 09:29
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Good morning everyone.

A few showers here, nothing heavy, not yet anyway. Quite mild.


You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice!
I've paid your outrageous bill. Now give me my fish slice.

Evening folks.

Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now
Pleased to hear that. Take care.

I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*
No surprises there. I had just had to step over SR's comatosed heap of a body to get to the bar. She's a blooming menace.

Tea please.
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