Don't you morning me either, missy! *whacks twass with a fish slice* You know food is not to be brought in from outside!

That'll be summer over then.

It was all Eddy's fault bringing it in then saying I could have leftovers

I hope you're not right....but remember 2012

Since when did you listen to what Eddy does or says? He pinned you down & forced food down into yer big gob I suppose?

Nowadays we seem to get better weather springtime than we do in the summer.

Afternoon all.

Afternoon SR. In fairness he offered me some nice hot fresh chips and the rest is history

Cor, everywhere's just glorious....as I walked to the dentist in the village I passed lilacs in bloom, pink cherry trees, magnolias, hawthorn, all blossoming like there's no tomorrow! THis is the loveliest time of year. The dentist was hoping to play golf tonight....it's his last chance before the deluge We'll need sou'westers tomorrow. And muggins has booked a hair appointment

Good afternoon.




I'm outraged.

I'm always happy to pay my bills but I don't see what I owe you. The fish and chips dinners were purchased from elsewhere, corkage was paid by Chin and all our drinks were paid for when ordered at your bar.

So what are you charging for? A fee for the fish slice? Fair enough. Now hand it over. I want it.

Tea please. Hurry up.

Hi twassington. Quite right, everywhere is gorgeous.

In May and early June there's a freshness about everything that goes in the heat of July and August. Odd to think it's only just over a month til midsummer

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Good evening everyone.

Hi there Chin. Thanks and whatever you are having.

Evening chins, Eddy.....ta muchly! *takes clunk and clatter*

Ta very muchly Eddy.

Evening folks.

Sorry, got out of hospital on Saturday, just been taking it easy, but I am back on my feet now

*opens pub* Morning all

You mean your greed overcame your common sense?

Yes it's lovely the trees & bushes are starting to bud. Dahn sarf you're about a month ahead of us, as far as growth goes. All my bluebells/lilac/pink/whitebells are mostly out in bloom now.
It looks as if there's maybe been a light rain overnight, nothing drastic tho'.

You're always outraged about something or other.........nothing new about that!
You're never happy to pay yer bills, I always have to threaten you before you cough up!
5p corkage does NOT cover anything & you know you aren't allowed to bring yer own food onto the premises. So therefore you owe me a substantial amount of cash!

You won't be getting yer mitts anywhere near my fish slice!

So you'll be back doing yer pole dancing then, you need to take more care this time!

Morning Sr and peeps

Howdy nice lady

You git any Grits 'n cornbread on the go? Or even biscuits 'n gravy would suffffiice. I bin haulin' 18 wheels O steel, 'cross Country headin' fo Albuquerque with my load

Morning all pubster parps. Bit chilly this morning Mug of builders and a bowl of porridge please!

Yes, that's about it





Moaning chinnock!!


Most weird!!!

I'm very much afraid that Sr has bin on the gin agin, so I will be serving *Rolleyes* *clunks* *clatters*

Thanks chins. Too early for gin I've never fancied it on me cornflakes!

*slurrrp, gulp*

Why, howdy nice man.

*tugs grimy cap*

You git any Grits n' cornbread on the go Sir?

*Sighs loudly* There you go. *Bungs Spam and pork scrachings into a bag. He won't notice the difference*

Much obliged pard'ner

They're real, super, good for hair loss too, give em' a go boy!! 👍

*honks horn*

Morning chinny chump *clunk*

Errrrr, mornin'..........*mutters* bloomin' weirdo!
You'll have a digestive biscuit like everyone else!

Morning twass, quite mild here 12c with light showers forecast.
*clunk clatter*

*kicks chin on the arse* stop fibbing! I was in the office doing paper work actually!

Were you in that film Deliverance? I'm sure I recognise yer face!

Good morning everyone.

A few showers here, nothing heavy, not yet anyway. Quite mild.


I've paid your outrageous bill. Now give me my fish slice.


Pleased to hear that. Take care.


No surprises there. I had just had to step over SR's comatosed heap of a body to get to the bar. She's a blooming menace.

Tea please.