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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
19-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly. Maybe they've robbed a bank or bought a fish & chip shop ”

..............or maybe not.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.

Lovely morning, very sunny and quite warm, 16c already.

I need new sunglasses. The rather expensive pair, which I bought only a few weeks ago, are no longer fit for the purpose I sat on them.”

You took yer time!

Bit drizzly here, still muggy.

Indication you need to go on a diet!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

I trust everyone is out and about enjoying this gloriously sunny weather.

*Leaves note for SR demanding that the Pub fish slice be handed over or a refund of monies paid.

Goes to vending machines. Puts 'do not disturb' sign on Snug door. Goes in for an afternoon nap.*
”

Wot sunny weather?

*files note under bin*


*marches into snug & whacks Eddy the Crook around the body with MY fish slice* Gerrout of here you lazy git! This isn't your private bedroom.
Just for the record, you haven't paid for any fish slice!

Afternoon all
twassington
19-05-2016
Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy
Scots rool
19-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy ”

Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*

Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc.
twassington
19-05-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*

Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc. ”

Ta muchly SR. I think he must realise he's not WHELKome in the snug by now! It will be no use him trying to MUSSEL in there. He's well and truly had his chips!
EddyBee
19-05-2016
Good evening all.

A stella please.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy ”

SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook.

*Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.*

Where's Chin?
twassington
19-05-2016
Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!
EddyBee
19-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!”

Good evening.
EddyBee
20-05-2016
Good morning.

*Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.*

*Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.*
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.

*Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.*

*Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.* ”


FGS! Who the hell is the jakey banging on the door.....hopefully the screaming was them being murdered!

*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.

A stella please.



SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook.

*Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.*

Where's Chin? ”

Dream on mister!

Errrrrrr.....he's ummm.......tied up at the moment.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!”

You don't wanna know either.........
twassington
20-05-2016
Morning SR.....

Poor, poor chin

The usual, please!
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR.....

Poor, poor chin

The usual, please!”

Morning twass......... wot on earth do you mean!

*slam clatter*
twassington
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass......... wot on earth do you mean!

*slam clatter* ”

Errr........nothing!!!

Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Errr........nothing!!!

Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much ”

Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully*
twassington
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully* ”

*eats cornflakes innocently*
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*eats cornflakes innocently* ”

*mutters quietly* I'm watching you, missy!
chinchin
20-05-2016
helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.
EddyBee
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls. ”

Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.

As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday.
twassington
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls. ”

Coooo eeeee! *waves*

I'm sure your Mum will be well chuffed to have you. I hope one of those stellas is hers
Scots rool
20-05-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls. ”


Lazy bugger! You didn't ask me for time off, so you needn't think you'll be getting paid for your illicit time off!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.

As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday. ”

I'd rather eat my own liver than have to rely on you!

The running of pub affairs is nothing to do with you......so keep yer beak out!

Afternoon all.
farmer bob
20-05-2016
*fiddles with vending machine*
EddyBee
20-05-2016
Good evening.

*Watches Bob fiddling with the vending machines. Does nothing.*

Pub business is not my business.
twassington
20-05-2016
Evening all, anyone serving or is it venders only?
davor
20-05-2016
Evening 'twass and all.
EddyBee
20-05-2016
Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.
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