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Ta muchly. Maybe they've robbed a bank
or bought a fish & chip shop ![]() ![]() Quote:
Good morning you lot.
![]() Lovely morning, very sunny and quite warm, 16c already. I need new sunglasses. The rather expensive pair, which I bought only a few weeks ago, are no longer fit for the purpose I sat on them. ![]() Bit drizzly here, still muggy. Indication you need to go on a diet! ![]() Quote:
Good afternoon.
![]() I trust everyone is out and about enjoying this gloriously sunny weather. *Leaves note for SR demanding that the Pub fish slice be handed over or a refund of monies paid. ![]() Goes to vending machines. Puts 'do not disturb' sign on Snug door. Goes in for an afternoon nap.* ![]() *files note under bin* *marches into snug & whacks Eddy the Crook around the body with MY fish slice* Gerrout of here you lazy git! This isn't your private bedroom. Just for the record, you haven't paid for any fish slice! Afternoon all
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Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.
I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy ![]()
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Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.
I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy ![]() ![]() Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc.
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Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*
Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc. ![]()
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Good evening all. ![]() A stella please. ![]() Quote:
I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy
![]() ![]() SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.* ![]() Where's Chin?
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Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely
Evening Eddy!
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Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely
Evening Eddy!
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Good morning.
![]() *Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.* ![]() ![]() ![]() *Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.*
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Good morning.
![]() *Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.* ![]() ![]() ![]() *Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() FGS! Who the hell is the jakey banging on the door.....hopefully the screaming was them being murdered! ![]() *opens pub* Morning all
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Good evening all.
![]() A stella please. SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.* Where's Chin? ![]() ![]() Errrrrrr.....he's ummm.......tied up at the moment. ![]() Quote:
Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely
Evening Eddy!
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Morning SR.....
Poor, poor chin ![]() ![]() ![]() The usual, please! |
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Morning SR.....
Poor, poor chin ![]() ![]() ![]() The usual, please! wot on earth do you mean! *slam clatter*
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Morning twass.........
wot on earth do you mean! *slam clatter* ![]() ![]() Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much
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Errr........nothing!!!
![]() Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much ![]()
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Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully*
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*eats cornflakes innocently*
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often.
3 Stella to take away pls.
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often.
3 Stella to take away pls. ![]() ![]() As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday.
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often.
3 Stella to take away pls. ![]() ![]() I'm sure your Mum will be well chuffed to have you. I hope one of those stellas is hers
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often.
3 Stella to take away pls. ![]() ![]() ![]() Lazy bugger! You didn't ask me for time off, so you needn't think you'll be getting paid for your illicit time off! Quote:
Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.
![]() As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday. ![]() ![]() The running of pub affairs is nothing to do with you......so keep yer beak out! ![]() Afternoon all.
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*fiddles with vending machine*
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Good evening.
![]() *Watches Bob fiddling with the vending machines. Does nothing.* ![]() Pub business is not my business.
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Evening all, anyone serving or is it venders only?
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Evening 'twass and all.
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Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.
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or bought a fish & chip shop 







wot on earth do you mean! 
3 Stella to take away pls.