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Old 19-05-2016, 14:59
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Ta muchly. Maybe they've robbed a bank or bought a fish & chip shop
..............or maybe not.
Good morning you lot.

Lovely morning, very sunny and quite warm, 16c already.

I need new sunglasses. The rather expensive pair, which I bought only a few weeks ago, are no longer fit for the purpose I sat on them.
You took yer time!

Bit drizzly here, still muggy.

Indication you need to go on a diet!
Good afternoon.

I trust everyone is out and about enjoying this gloriously sunny weather.

*Leaves note for SR demanding that the Pub fish slice be handed over or a refund of monies paid.

Goes to vending machines. Puts 'do not disturb' sign on Snug door. Goes in for an afternoon nap.*
Wot sunny weather?

*files note under bin*


*marches into snug & whacks Eddy the Crook around the body with MY fish slice* Gerrout of here you lazy git! This isn't your private bedroom.
Just for the record, you haven't paid for any fish slice!

Afternoon all
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Old 19-05-2016, 15:06
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Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy
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Old 19-05-2016, 15:49
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Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy
Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*

Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc.
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Old 19-05-2016, 15:55
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Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*

Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc.
Ta muchly SR. I think he must realise he's not WHELKome in the snug by now! It will be no use him trying to MUSSEL in there. He's well and truly had his chips!
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Old 19-05-2016, 18:20
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Good evening all.

A stella please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy
SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook.

*Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.*

Where's Chin?
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Old 19-05-2016, 18:36
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Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!
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Old 19-05-2016, 18:43
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Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!
Good evening.
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Old 20-05-2016, 06:38
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Good morning.

*Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.*

*Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.*
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Old 20-05-2016, 07:07
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Good morning.

*Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.*

*Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.*

FGS! Who the hell is the jakey banging on the door.....hopefully the screaming was them being murdered!

*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 20-05-2016, 07:09
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Good evening all.

A stella please.



SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook.

*Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.*

Where's Chin?
Dream on mister!

Errrrrrr.....he's ummm.......tied up at the moment.
Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!
You don't wanna know either.........
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Old 20-05-2016, 07:41
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Morning SR.....

Poor, poor chin

The usual, please!
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Old 20-05-2016, 07:46
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Morning SR.....

Poor, poor chin

The usual, please!
Morning twass......... wot on earth do you mean!

*slam clatter*
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Old 20-05-2016, 07:55
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Morning twass......... wot on earth do you mean!

*slam clatter*
Errr........nothing!!!

Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much
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Old 20-05-2016, 08:02
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Errr........nothing!!!

Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much
Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully*
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Old 20-05-2016, 08:12
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Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully*
*eats cornflakes innocently*
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Old 20-05-2016, 08:52
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*eats cornflakes innocently*
*mutters quietly* I'm watching you, missy!
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Old 20-05-2016, 09:54
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.
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Old 20-05-2016, 10:23
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.
Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.

As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday.
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Old 20-05-2016, 11:39
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.
Coooo eeeee! *waves*

I'm sure your Mum will be well chuffed to have you. I hope one of those stellas is hers
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Old 20-05-2016, 13:58
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helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.

Lazy bugger! You didn't ask me for time off, so you needn't think you'll be getting paid for your illicit time off!
Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.

As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday.
I'd rather eat my own liver than have to rely on you!

The running of pub affairs is nothing to do with you......so keep yer beak out!

Afternoon all.
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Old 20-05-2016, 16:22
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*fiddles with vending machine*
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Old 20-05-2016, 20:46
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Good evening.

*Watches Bob fiddling with the vending machines. Does nothing.*

Pub business is not my business.
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Old 20-05-2016, 20:50
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Evening all, anyone serving or is it venders only?
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Old 20-05-2016, 20:51
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Evening 'twass and all.
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Old 20-05-2016, 20:52
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Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.
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