..............or maybe not.

You took yer time!

Bit drizzly here, still muggy.

Indication you need to go on a diet!

Wot sunny weather?

*files note under bin*


*marches into snug & whacks Eddy the Crook around the body with MY fish slice* Gerrout of here you lazy git! This isn't your private bedroom.
Just for the record, you haven't paid for any fish slice!

Afternoon all

Afternoon all peeps, a muggy afternoon it is too.....pot of tea and a slice of fruit cake please.

I see you've been fish sliced out of the snug Eddy

Afternoon twass..........*clunk clatter*

Eddy has been well & truly battered......done up like a kipper etc., etc.

Ta muchly SR. I think he must realise he's not WHELKome in the snug by now! It will be no use him trying to MUSSEL in there. He's well and truly had his chips!

Good evening all.

A stella please.


SR has cheated me. I'm just not sure how but I know that she did and not for the first time. Yet she has the utter nerve to call me, a totally honest man, a crook.

*Gets ready to enjoy the Emmerdale double before Sleeps gets back.*

Where's Chin?

Not sure where chins is, up to no good most likely Evening Eddy!

Good evening.

Good morning.

*Knocks on Pub door. Starts banging furiously. Starts screaming.*

*Walks in direction of a McDonalds breakdast.*

FGS! Who the hell is the jakey banging on the door.....hopefully the screaming was them being murdered!

*opens pub* Morning all

Dream on mister!

Errrrrrr.....he's ummm.......tied up at the moment.

You don't wanna know either.........

Morning SR.....

Poor, poor chin

The usual, please!

Morning twass......... wot on earth do you mean!

*slam clatter*

Errr........nothing!!!

Ah, tea and cornflakes, ta very much

Hmmmmm........*eyes twass balefully*

*eats cornflakes innocently*

*mutters quietly* I'm watching you, missy!

helping Mum for a few weeks. Writing this from my Luxury Suite at the Library. Hope Sr is looking after the Pub well in my absence. Will not be able to visit often. 3 Stella to take away pls.

Hi there Chin. Take care and visit us when you can.

As for SR, don't worry about her, she can rely on me for a fee. Remember, she has to give you paid holiday.

Coooo eeeee! *waves*

I'm sure your Mum will be well chuffed to have you. I hope one of those stellas is hers

Lazy bugger! You didn't ask me for time off, so you needn't think you'll be getting paid for your illicit time off!

I'd rather eat my own liver than have to rely on you!

The running of pub affairs is nothing to do with you......so keep yer beak out!

Afternoon all.

*fiddles with vending machine*

Good evening.

*Watches Bob fiddling with the vending machines. Does nothing.*

Pub business is not my business.

Evening all, anyone serving or is it venders only?

Evening 'twass and all.

Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.