Evening davor. 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by davor:
“Evening 'twass and all.”
“Evening 'twass and all.”
Hey davor! How's it going?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.”
“Good evening twassington. Vendors only but Bob's been giving them a refurbishment so they're probly not working.
”
Not working??? What are we meant to do for refreshments then
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hey davor! How's it going?
”
“Hey davor! How's it going?
”
It's going good, thanks. It's been a long day. Just relaxing now in fron of the telle.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not working??? What are we meant to do for refreshments then”
“Not working??? What are we meant to do for refreshments then
”
Well, I'm not allowed behind the bar but you are.
So get serving, Hurry up and whilst you're there I'll have a spam special and SR said you can give me back my fish slice. 
Originally Posted by davor:
“It's going good, thanks. It's been a long day. Just relaxing now in fron of the telle.”
“It's going good, thanks. It's been a long day. Just relaxing now in fron of the telle.”
Mini twass and I are doing the exact same
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well, I'm not allowed behind the bar but you are. So get serving, Hurry up and whilst you're there I'll have a spam special and SR said you can give me back my fish slice. ”
“Well, I'm not allowed behind the bar but you are.
So get serving, Hurry up and whilst you're there I'll have a spam special and SR said you can give me back my fish slice. ”
You know perfectly well I am not allowed to serve in here. And I would have thought you'd learned your lesson regards that fish slice by now
SR will be walloping you with it tomorrow morning if you're not careful!!
Good morning everyone. Hi there SR.
A bright start to the day, quite mild but some rain forecast for later.
Tea please with a full breakfast. Eggs well done. Toast made out of brown bread. Thank you.
Hi there SR. A bright start to the day, quite mild but some rain forecast for later.
Tea please with a full breakfast. Eggs well done. Toast made out of brown bread. Thank you.
Morning SR, Eddy and all pubster peeps. It's grey but humid and mild here today. Hoping my son arrives to mow the lawn before the weather breaks He's been promising to do it since April 
He's been promising to do it since April
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone. Hi there SR.
A bright start to the day, quite mild but some rain forecast for later.
Tea please with a full breakfast. Eggs well done. Toast made out of brown bread. Thank you.”
“Good morning everyone.
Hi there SR. A bright start to the day, quite mild but some rain forecast for later.
Tea please with a full breakfast. Eggs well done. Toast made out of brown bread. Thank you.”
Morning Eddy
Overcast here today but quite muggy 13c.
*slam clatter clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR, Eddy and all pubster peeps. It's grey but humid and mild here today. Hoping my son arrives to mow the lawn before the weather breaks He's been promising to do it since April ”
“Morning SR, Eddy and all pubster peeps. It's grey but humid and mild here today. Hoping my son arrives to mow the lawn before the weather breaks
He's been promising to do it since April ”
Morning twass, lazy bugger, he needs to get his finger out!
*clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hey davor! How's it going?
Not working??? What are we meant to do for refreshments then”
“Hey davor! How's it going?
Not working??? What are we meant to do for refreshments then
”
The vending machines are NOT out of order..........Eddy is a lying wee toad!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well, I'm not allowed behind the bar but you are. So get serving, Hurry up and whilst you're there I'll have a spam special and SR said you can give me back my fish slice. ”
“Well, I'm not allowed behind the bar but you are.
So get serving, Hurry up and whilst you're there I'll have a spam special and SR said you can give me back my fish slice. ”
*whacks Eddy about the person with the aforementioned fish slice*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*relieves vending machines of their coinage*
*exits, carrying large "swag" embossed sack*
”
“*relieves vending machines of their coinage*
*exits, carrying large "swag" embossed sack*
”
*sniggers* I wonder how the great eejit will feel when he discovers the machine was filled up with small pebbles instead of coins. *goes off to count out the coins which I removed yesterday afternoon*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Morning twass, lazy bugger, he needs to get his finger out!
*clunk clatter*”
“
Morning twass, lazy bugger, he needs to get his finger out!
*clunk clatter*
”
Just what I've been thinking
Ta muchly! *slurp, chomp*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just what I've been thinking
Ta muchly! *slurp, chomp*”
“Just what I've been thinking
Ta muchly! *slurp, chomp*”
It's a different story when he wants you to do something for him........taxi driver, babysitter, dog sitter etc., etc!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It's a different story when he wants you to do something for him........taxi driver, babysitter, dog sitter etc., etc!”
“It's a different story when he wants you to do something for him........taxi driver, babysitter, dog sitter etc., etc!
”
Very true! Although he does give me lifts to and from the station quite regularly
Good evening.
Anyone around? Oh good!
*Pushes Pub tables and chairs into corners. Let's in members of 'Greek dance class', cand puts on music device.*
The Zorba dance (the Sirtaki).
Hobas levendi.
*Collects fees, breaks a few plates to create right atmosphere.*
Anyone around? Oh good!
*Pushes Pub tables and chairs into corners. Let's in members of 'Greek dance class', cand puts on music device.*
The Zorba dance (the Sirtaki).
Hobas levendi.
*Collects fees, breaks a few plates to create right atmosphere.*
*leaves consignment of Tandoori Chicken, hot sauce & chapattis for pubsters*
SR shall clean up in the morning
SR shall clean up in the morning
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh! I love Greek dancing!
Can I join in?”
“Ooh! I love Greek dancing!
Can I join in?”
Yes!!!
First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*leaves consignment of Tandoori Chicken, hot sauce & chapattis for pubsters*
SR shall clean up in the morning”
“*leaves consignment of Tandoori Chicken, hot sauce & chapattis for pubsters*
SR shall clean up in the morning
”
No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yes!!! First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing.
No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..”
“Yes!!!
First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing. No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..
”
Large kebab please, salad & sauce too. Some tzatsiki on the side Edward
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yes!!! First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing.
No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..”
“Yes!!!
First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing. No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..
”
HOORAY! *downs shot of ouzo* dancing and lovely greek food!
Join in FB, leave the indian nosh for tomorrow
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.
Anyone around? Oh good!
*Pushes Pub tables and chairs into corners. Let's in members of 'Greek dance class', cand puts on music device.*
The Zorba dance (the Sirtaki).
Hobas levendi.
*Collects fees, breaks a few plates to create right atmosphere.*”
“Good evening.
Anyone around? Oh good!
*Pushes Pub tables and chairs into corners. Let's in members of 'Greek dance class', cand puts on music device.*
The Zorba dance (the Sirtaki).
Hobas levendi.
*Collects fees, breaks a few plates to create right atmosphere.*”
*prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook for damages, plateage & corkage*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh! I love Greek dancing! Can I join in?”
“Ooh! I love Greek dancing!
Can I join in?”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*leaves consignment of Tandoori Chicken, hot sauce & chapattis for pubsters*
SR shall clean up in the morning”
“*leaves consignment of Tandoori Chicken, hot sauce & chapattis for pubsters*
SR shall clean up in the morning”
*lobs vile food in the pigs swill bin*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yes!!! First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing.
No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..”
“Yes!!! First lesson is free. And help yourself to the ouzo which comes with the lesson (and it's not that cheap rubbish that SR keeps behind the bar. This is the real thing.
No tandoori tonight! It's all halloumi, spinach parcels, Greek olives and kebabs..
”
How very dare you! All my goods are quality products!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Large kebab please, salad & sauce too. Some tzatsiki on the side Edward”
“Large kebab please, salad & sauce too. Some tzatsiki on the side Edward”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“HOORAY! *downs shot of ouzo* dancing and lovely greek food! Join in FB, leave the indian nosh for tomorrow”
“HOORAY! *downs shot of ouzo* dancing and lovely greek food! Join in FB, leave the indian nosh for tomorrow
”
If you want to retrieve it out of the pigs swill..........
Good morning everyone.
A very large tea please, served SWIFTLY, and some poached kippers on toast. Thank you.
A very large tea please, served SWIFTLY, and some poached kippers on toast. Thank you.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook for damages, plateage & corkage*
”
“
*prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook for damages, plateage & corkage*
”
What damages?
No Pub stuff was used, apart from the Pub floor. ! As if I would. You are left with a little clearing up and furniture to move. That's all.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
A very large tea please, served SWIFTLY, and some poached kippers on toast. Thank you.”
“Good morning everyone.
A very large tea please, served SWIFTLY, and some poached kippers on toast. Thank you.
”
How very dare you!
*bashes Eddy the Crook over the head with several plates* I'll bloody Zorba you, how dare you abuse my premises for yer own financial gain! You can cough up this large bill & then you can clean up the mess you left in yer wake!
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