You used my premises (without my permission), my tables & chairs, my dishes, the loos etc., etc. You've chipped all my lovely wooden floor with yer mad throwing of plates! Why the hell should I clean up your mess & repair the damage?

Simples ... let me explain.

Firstly, Chin gave me permission. I texted him.

Secondly, If you are nice to me and not bother me for help with clearing up and for £££, I'll give you a share of next week's takings if we come back here.

PS - Where's Sleeps? What have you done with him? He was due to be back by now.

Don't make it worse by lying through yer fat teeth! Chinny did no such thing - he's 'tied up' at the moment & furthermore he doesn't have the authority to make a decision like that!
You won't be coming back here with yer mad cronies, so stop spouting rubbish!

Joe will be back when he's back, not that it has anything to do with you! Now cough up with the cash & get this place cleaned up, or yer barred (again)!

I always pay my bills, even illegal ones. Do you take American Express?

Can I have my kippers now please?

Morning all pee.............ooer, it's like a warzone in here

It was a great night though.

I'll give a hand with the clearing up

Hi there twassington. A nice and sunny start to today, 15c. Hoping it will stay this way.


You're welcome. maybe we can persuade SR to break a few plates next week.

I'm sure it would be very therapeutic for her It's muggy and murky and grey and damp here in rural Kentish parts, and likely to stay that way all day

Cash only..........your last cards were returned!

Harumph!
So I should think!


My crockery is all designer.........so.......NO CHANCE!


Really!

It's been lovely here in-between showers similar to the monsoon season. ROLLEYES

Afternoon all.

Good evening.

Just back from a small barbecue party at my cousin's home in Barnet. Lovely food, lovely day and it stayed quite sunny and dry.

I lived in Barnet most of my adult life, mini twass still lives there Many of her pals are Greek Cypriot, lots of greek families live in Barnet.

Evening all peeps!

My cousin lives very near the Barnet FC ground. You must know it. I live between Oakwood and Southgate, close to the Trent Gardens rugby ground.

Your cousin lives very near my old house, and mini twass lives barely half a mile from there! What a small world! I know both Oakwood and Southgate very well

*opens pub* Morning all

Looks to be a nice sunny one too.

Good morning.

Quite mild, sunny out there. Fingers crossed for it too last.

Morning Eddy.

You won't see much of it if you're at work. *clunk clatter*

*slurps*

Thanks for the kind reminder. You're a pal.

.......any time.

Morning all pubsters! Not very summery here at all....cool, wet, grey.....blah!

Tea and toast please, I know marmalade is extra

Morning twass, nice & sunny here.

*clunk clatter*.........as is butter.

BUTTER is extra? But you can't eat dry toast!

Good morning twass.


SR's pricing policy is outrageous.

The café close to my work includes butter in the price of their toast AS WELL as a small tub of the spread of your choice. They offer honey, marmite, nutella and peanut butter as well as several different marmalades and jams. 2 slices of toast (white or brown bread) for £1. A bargain for London and all served with a smile.

That IS a bargain......it's not the little one on the corner near New Barnet station is it?

No, I work near Finsbury Park.

Good afternoon all. Still very nice and sunny here.

* Goes to vending machines, then too snug for 40 winks*

Dip it in yer tea if you don't like it dry! I'm not running a charidee.........

Only in your opinion.
Good for them, they're clearly using up out of date food stuffs.

Lovely day here still.

*turfs Eddy out of the snug* This isn't yer bleedin' bedroom & it smells of sweaty feet in here now! *opens all windows & liberally sprays air freshener*

Afternoon all