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Old 26-05-2016, 15:52
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Hi there SR. Can you sack Sleeps please.
Errrrrrrr........let me think about that........I could.........but I won't!
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Old 26-05-2016, 15:54
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I was rather hoping that you would have a change of heart on this issue as you will need to clean up after us given that SR charges plateage money. But fine, do things the hard way and pay the penalty as you always do.

PS - Another jug of Pimms please, served to me in the Pub garden. This time, make certain that the Pimms stays in the jug. Thank you.
The only food allowed in the pub will be food made on the premises!
You still have to pay for the other jug of pimms.........*taps foot in a menacing manner*
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Old 26-05-2016, 16:12
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I'm having Tandoori Chicken with all the trimmings tonight

*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*
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Old 26-05-2016, 16:19
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The only food allowed in the pub will be food made on the premises!
You still have to pay for the other jug of pimms.........*taps foot in a menacing manner*
*Pays for 2 Pimms jugs.*

*Pours jug of Pimms over SR's big head*

Worth every penny.

I'm having Tandoori Chicken with all the trimmings tonight

*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*
Thank you. And the drinks are on me.
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Old 26-05-2016, 16:27
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Thank you. And the drinks are on me.
Dont think the farmers manky shacks got a drinks licence ?

so You'll both be breaking the law !!

* get on the phone tae the rozzers *
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Old 27-05-2016, 06:26
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*Knocks on door and windows and continues knocking. Knocks harder and harder. Starts screaming in frustration. No response.*

*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*
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Old 27-05-2016, 07:14
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*Knocks on door and windows and continues knocking. Knocks harder and harder. Starts screaming in frustration. No response.*

*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*
*opens eyes, hears banging & shrieking, turns over, & goes back to sleep* That'll be that jakey, Eddy the Crook.
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Old 27-05-2016, 07:15
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 27-05-2016, 08:59
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*opens pub* Morning all.
Good morning SR.

This Pub has gone to near ruin since Chin went on holiday. I don't know why he left you and Sleeps in charge. Please don't be offended but I'll be recommending to him that he gives you both the sack for assaulting me with jugs of Pimms..

Tea please with 2 poached free range eggs (well done) with 2 lightly buttered brown bread toasts. Thank you and hurry up.
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Old 27-05-2016, 13:01
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Good afternoon.

Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.

*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*

A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
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Old 27-05-2016, 14:12
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A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
On yer bike this is a pub, not gregg's the bakers!!!

* rolleyes *

Blood PC's been playing up again


Afternoon Eddy, & all
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Old 27-05-2016, 15:23
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Good morning SR.

This Pub has gone to near ruin since Chin went on holiday. I don't know why he left you and Sleeps in charge. Please don't be offended but I'll be recommending to him that he gives you both the sack for assaulting me with jugs of Pimms..

Tea please with 2 poached free range eggs (well done) with 2 lightly buttered brown bread toasts. Thank you and hurry up.
You fail to have grasped that chinny only works (I use the term 'works' loosely), he does not own the pub, he is an EMPLOYEE. I however own the pub, so therefore what I say goes, & the sooner you realise that fact the better it'll be for you!
Good afternoon.

Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.

*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*

A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
Bugger off, this is a pub not Ye Olde Tea Shoppe!

There's been smirry rain here all day! It's only 11c & the haar is beginning to come in.
On yer bike this is a pub, not gregg's the bakers!!!

* rolleyes *

Blood PC's been playing up again


Afternoon Eddy, & all
Afternoon Joe & all.

*comes back downstairs from the attic*
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Old 27-05-2016, 19:07
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*pops head out of the snug*

...

...

Great episode of Emmerdale and no trouble making nuisances to be seen.

*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*
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Old 27-05-2016, 19:26
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*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*

~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~



*Drives off*
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Old 27-05-2016, 19:38
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*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*
Aye out in the car park, that crap aint ever coming back in here matey !!!
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Old 27-05-2016, 19:43
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Good evening.

Aye out in the car park, that crap aint ever coming back in here matey !!!
What do you mean? I've finished it now. Just get in the snug and tidy up. I've left the 5p plateage that Chin charges me.
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Old 27-05-2016, 19:47
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Good evening Bob.

*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*

~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~



*Drives off*
You should have had a word with me first.

SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.
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Old 28-05-2016, 05:31
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 28-05-2016, 05:32
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What do you mean? )
It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY

Morning Eddy, Sr, & all

out early this morning again !
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Old 28-05-2016, 05:35
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*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*

~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~



*Drives off*
*tuts & bins litter lying around on the bar*
Good evening Bob.



You should have had a word with me first.

SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.
Hahahahahaha...........as if! ROLLEYES
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Old 28-05-2016, 06:33
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It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY

Morning Eddy, Sr, & all

out early this morning again !
Morning Joe. *clunk*
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Old 28-05-2016, 12:14
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Good afternoon all.

It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY

Morning Eddy, Sr, & all

out early this morning again !
Right, that does it. You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily.
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Old 28-05-2016, 13:57
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This cycle path may just be the tiniest in the world

Pic/article here, Metro, 27/05/16.

Good grief. What is that all about? Am I missing the point of it all?
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Old 28-05-2016, 15:23
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Morning Joe. *clunk*
Afternoon Sr, * Clunk *

Turned out tae be a cracking day here, & I finished 2 hours early !


Good afternoon all.
Right, that does it. You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily.
Who said I want on yer list ? ............" much sun today Eddy, by the looks of things yer getting more like chinnie every day fella !!!
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Old 28-05-2016, 23:18
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8 rounds for, Ricky the lionking !
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