Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there SR. Can you sack Sleeps please.
”
“Hi there SR. Can you sack Sleeps please.
”
Errrrrrrr........let me think about that........I could.........but I won't!
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
I was rather hoping that you would have a change of heart on this issue as you will need to clean up after us given that SR charges plateage money. But fine, do things the hard way and pay the penalty as you always do.
PS - Another jug of Pimms please, served to me in the Pub garden. This time, make certain that the Pimms stays in the jug. Thank you. 
”
“
I was rather hoping that you would have a change of heart on this issue as you will need to clean up after us given that SR charges plateage money. But fine, do things the hard way and pay the penalty as you always do.
PS - Another jug of Pimms please, served to me in the Pub garden. This time, make certain that the Pimms stays in the jug.
Thank you. ”
The only food allowed in the pub will be food made on the premises!
You still have to pay for the other jug of pimms.........*taps foot in a menacing manner*
I'm having Tandoori Chicken with all the trimmings tonight
*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*
*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“The only food allowed in the pub will be food made on the premises!
You still have to pay for the other jug of pimms.........*taps foot in a menacing manner*”
“The only food allowed in the pub will be food made on the premises!
You still have to pay for the other jug of pimms.........*taps foot in a menacing manner*
”
*Pays for 2 Pimms jugs.*
*Pours jug of Pimms over SR's big head*
Worth every penny.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“I'm having Tandoori Chicken with all the trimmings tonight
*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*”
“I'm having Tandoori Chicken with all the trimmings tonight
*arranges Personal Driver to pick Eddy up around 7ish*”
Thank you. And the drinks are on me.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“[
Thank you. And the drinks are on me.”
“[
Thank you. And the drinks are on me.
”
Dont think the farmers manky shacks got a drinks licence ?
so You'll both be breaking the law !!
* get on the phone tae the rozzers *
*Knocks on door and windows and continues knocking. Knocks harder and harder. Starts screaming in frustration. No response.*
*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*
*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Knocks on door and windows and continues knocking. Knocks harder and harder. Starts screaming in frustration. No response.*
*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*”
“*Knocks on door and windows and continues knocking. Knocks harder and harder. Starts screaming in frustration. No response.*
*Goes for a McBreakfast with extra hash browns.*
”
*opens eyes, hears banging & shrieking, turns over, & goes back to sleep* That'll be that jakey, Eddy the Crook.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all.”
“*opens pub* Morning all.
”
Good morning SR.
This Pub has gone to near ruin since Chin went on holiday. I don't know why he left you and Sleeps in charge.
Please don't be offended but I'll be recommending to him that he gives you both the sack for assaulting me with jugs of Pimms.. Tea please with 2 poached free range eggs (well done) with 2 lightly buttered brown bread toasts. Thank you and hurry up.
Good afternoon.
Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.
*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*
A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.
*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*
A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.”
“A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
”
On yer bike this is a pub, not gregg's the bakers!!!
* rolleyes *
Blood PC's been playing up again
Afternoon Eddy, & all
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning SR.
This Pub has gone to near ruin since Chin went on holiday. I don't know why he left you and Sleeps in charge. Please don't be offended but I'll be recommending to him that he gives you both the sack for assaulting me with jugs of Pimms..
Tea please with 2 poached free range eggs (well done) with 2 lightly buttered brown bread toasts. Thank you and hurry up.”
“Good morning SR.
This Pub has gone to near ruin since Chin went on holiday. I don't know why he left you and Sleeps in charge.
Please don't be offended but I'll be recommending to him that he gives you both the sack for assaulting me with jugs of Pimms.. Tea please with 2 poached free range eggs (well done) with 2 lightly buttered brown bread toasts. Thank you and hurry up.”
You fail to have grasped that chinny only works (I use the term 'works' loosely), he does not own the pub, he is an EMPLOYEE. I however own the pub, so therefore what I say goes, & the sooner you realise that fact the better it'll be for you!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.
*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*
A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.”
“Good afternoon.
Gorgeous afternoon here in north London. Lots of sunshine, light breeze and warm, 20c. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that it stays like this for the long weekend.
*Gets stellas from vending machines, changes into shorts, puts on shades. Goes to Pub Garden.*
A cream tea at about 2.30pm would be very nice. Thank you.
”
Bugger off, this is a pub not Ye Olde Tea Shoppe!
There's been smirry rain here all day!
It's only 11c & the haar is beginning to come in.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“On yer bike this is a pub, not gregg's the bakers!!!
* rolleyes *
Blood PC's been playing up again
Afternoon Eddy, & all”
“On yer bike this is a pub, not gregg's the bakers!!!
* rolleyes *
Blood PC's been playing up again
Afternoon Eddy, & all
”
Afternoon Joe & all.
*comes back downstairs from the attic*
*pops head out of the snug*
...
...
Great episode of Emmerdale and no trouble making nuisances to be seen.
*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*
... ...
Great episode of Emmerdale and no trouble making nuisances to be seen.
*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*
*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“[
*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*”
“[
*Takes delivery of delicious fish dinner with all the trimmings. Yummy.*
”
Aye out in the car park, that crap aint ever coming back in here matey !!!
Good evening.
What do you mean? I've finished it now. Just get in the snug and tidy up. I've left the 5p plateage that Chin charges me.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye out in the car park, that crap aint ever coming back in here matey !!!”
“Aye out in the car park, that crap aint ever coming back in here matey !!!”
What do you mean? I've finished it now. Just get in the snug and tidy up. I've left the 5p plateage that Chin charges me.
Good evening Bob.
You should have had a word with me first.
SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*”
“*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*”
You should have had a word with me first.
SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“What do you mean? )”
“What do you mean? )”
It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY
Morning Eddy, Sr, & all
out early this morning again !
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*”
“*leaves "Ransom Note for the safe return of ChinChin" on Bar*
~PLeAsE LeAvE £1,457 iN uSEd 10-bob NOtEs IN cUBiCLe 2 gEnTS LaVAtORy~
*Drives off*”
*tuts & bins litter lying around on the bar*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Bob.
You should have had a word with me first.
SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.”
“Good evening Bob.
You should have had a word with me first.
SR would pay at least 10 times more than that. The Pub will close without Chin. He does all the work.
”
Hahahahahaha...........as if! ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY
Morning Eddy, Sr, & all
out early this morning again !”
“It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY
Morning Eddy, Sr, & all
out early this morning again !”
Morning Joe. *clunk*
Good afternoon all.
Right, that does it. You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY
Morning Eddy, Sr, & all
out early this morning again !”
“It means the shoogly peg fer you fella, ENJOY
Morning Eddy, Sr, & all
out early this morning again !”
Right, that does it.
You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily.
This cycle path may just be the tiniest in the world
Pic/article here, Metro, 27/05/16.
Good grief. What is that all about? Am I missing the point of it all? 
Pic/article here, Metro, 27/05/16.
Good grief. What is that all about? Am I missing the point of it all?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning Joe. *clunk*”
“Morning Joe. *clunk*
”
Afternoon Sr, * Clunk *
Turned out tae be a cracking day here, & I finished 2 hours early !
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.
Right, that does it. You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily. ”
“Good afternoon all.
Right, that does it.
You are coming off my Christmas card list for sure. And you will not be able to get back on it at all easily. ”
Who said I want on yer list ?
............" much sun today Eddy, by the looks of things yer getting more like chinnie every day fella !!!
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