You can say that again Rather too many unaccompanied teens there this year. They never shurrup!! 4am or so they pass out for a few hours. Then the rest of us got a little bit of kip

I've got all the unpacking and washing to do now Mind you, it was worth it. Lovely weekend of sun, fun and music, what could be better, with some of the nicest folks ever

Congratulations to Emmerdale indeed! Ist win for 18 years and well deserved. I have been let out temporarily from my Attic prison to celebrate so I am making the most of it! Free drinks for all! *clunks*

What could be better? How about a hotel with at least 4 stars, 24hour room service, a shower and a toilet!!!


Hi there Chin. Did you say 'free drinks' to celebrate Emmerdale's win? A pint of SR's finest champagne please.

Delicious. Thank you.

Silly computers!

Coming right up Eddy! *Thud*

Righto I am jolly well orft! Have a good day peeps!

Ooh, champagne cocktail please!!


The queue for the showers was very long and they were apparently not much cop when you got there. I did tent ablutions with a bucket of cold water and a flannel The first thing my pal and I did yesterday on getting home was have long hot showers and hair washes. BLISS

Yeah couldnae afford me !



A hope you didnae block the drains
glad you had a great time, whens the nxt one ?
Afternoon Twass, Eddy, Chin, Sr, & all

It not like us to have the sun for 6 days in a row

Next festival next Bank holibob, end of August Sleeps!

Afternoon Sleeps and all pubster folks. Lime and soda please and a spam omelette

Good evening.

*Gets drink from vending machines. Grabs remotes and goes to snug. Settles down for hour long Emmerdale. Orders Chinese.*

*opens pub* Morning all

Oh what a shame.....it was wall to wall sunshine here yesterday. I was out in the garden sitting iot the sun. More promised for today too..........I see it's pretty dismal weather for you today *sniggers* Oh dear, I feel for you.

Even if I did it would be none of your business!

Poooooo, you stink!
Welcome back


*deducts amount from chinny's wages*


*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Opportunistic Crook*

Carla Lane has passed away........the Grim Reaper must have been on a wee break recently! HERE
Yet another talented lady has gone.

Sad news about Carla

Morning Sr, & all

Morning Joe *clunk*

White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits.

Well do you think this is it (our summer) or wot ?

heard on the new that 'Marilyn Monroe' would be 90 today

Who can tell, just make the m,ost of it I say.

Betcha she wouldn't fit into that white dress.

Morning all pubsters, and white rabbits to the lot of you

Peeing it down here and grey, cool and gloomy it is for a June morning

Never mind eh......nice mug of builders please, and a bowl of cornflakes

Good morning everyone.

Brighter today, dry and mild, about 15c with the sun struggling to get through. Fingers crossed that it manages to do so.


You are charging Chin *** and me, yet you have the utter nerve to call me 'the Opportunistic Crook'. I'm outraged.

*** In any case you have no right to charge Chin and I will tell him next time I see him. .

I loved Carla's work. She was one of our TV greats. Her humour was always gentle and full of insight into social situations. She didn't need nastiness or offensiveness to make us laugh.

RIP.

A pinch and a punch for the first of the month AND NO RETURNS.


A flick and a kick for being so quick AND NO RETURNS.

Tea and toast plez

Hope that was fer yer lunch, hoots.......... I'm run aff my feet in here since chinnies been SACKED .......... its a real same I liked the little chap

No I'm sure he's coming back Sleeps. Can I order two hot dogs with onions and mustard when you're ready and a cuppa tea

Good afternoon hooter, Sleeps, everyone.


You could have fooled me. You're doing next to nothing. You're hardly ever here. When you are here, all you do is argue with good customers like me and watch those cobbles that come on the telly every night.

I canna, never got my van out of hospital today, it needs parts there coming tomorrow



My arse you've always got thee remotes,but that will be changing shorty buster !!!


Evening Twass, Eddy, & all