Evening Sleeps...hope the van is fixed soon. You're losing sales 
Glass of rose please!
Glass of rose please!
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps...hope the van is fixed soon. You're losing sales
Glass of rose please!”
“Evening Sleeps...hope the van is fixed soon. You're losing sales
Glass of rose please!”
True, & I aint making hay while the sunshines !
* Clunk *
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“True, & I aint making hay while the sunshines ! * Clunk *”
“True, & I aint making hay while the sunshines !
* Clunk *”
Ta muchly. *slurrp*
I hope they get it done tomorrow. When my son's car needed fixing it took far longer than the garage said it would at first
*opens pub sporting an impressive suntan* Morning all 
It's all set to be another glorious day again today!
It's all set to be another glorious day again today!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubsters, and white rabbits to the lot of you
Peeing it down here and grey, cool and gloomy it is for a June morning
Never mind eh......nice mug of builders please, and a bowl of cornflakes”
“Morning all pubsters, and white rabbits to the lot of you
Peeing it down here and grey, cool and gloomy it is for a June morning
Never mind eh......nice mug of builders please, and a bowl of cornflakes”
It's been wall to wall sunshine here for several days.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Brighter today, dry and mild, about 15c with the sun struggling to get through. Fingers crossed that it manages to do so.
You are charging Chin *** and me, yet you have the utter nerve to call me 'the Opportunistic Crook'. I'm outraged.
*** In any case you have no right to charge Chin and I will tell him next time I see him. .”
“Good morning everyone.
Brighter today, dry and mild, about 15c with the sun struggling to get through. Fingers crossed that it manages to do so.
You are charging Chin *** and me, yet you have the utter nerve to call me 'the Opportunistic Crook'. I'm outraged.
*** In any case you have no right to charge Chin and I will tell him next time I see him. .
”
It's to teach you both a lesson + hopefully it'll be character building! Now cough up with the dosh........you know perfectly well I wouldn't be providing you with a bottle of my finest champagne! So you can remain 'outraged' as much as you like, you are indeed an 'opportunistic crook'!
I have every right to charge whoever I like if they try to cheat me.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I loved Carla's work. She was one of our TV greats. Her humour was always gentle and full of insight into social situations. She didn't need nastiness or offensiveness to make us laugh.
RIP.”
“I loved Carla's work. She was one of our TV greats. Her humour was always gentle and full of insight into social situations. She didn't need nastiness or offensiveness to make us laugh.
RIP.”
It was indeed very gentle humour, but it worked.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Hope that was fer yer lunch, hoots.......... I'm run aff my feet in here since chinnies been SACKED.......... its a real same I liked the little chap ”
“Hope that was fer yer lunch, hoots.......... I'm run aff my feet in here since chinnies been SACKED
.......... its a real same I liked the little chap ”
What are you on about, chinny hasn't been sacked.........he's errrrr, ummmm, tied up at the moment.
What's that you say...........cloud again for London & most of Englandshire, & lovely warm sunshine for Scotia.........oh that sounds excellent.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
Yer alive ? I aint seen you fer about a month son
Morning Chinnie, Sr, & all
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Yer alive ? I aint seen you fer about a month son
Morning Chinnie, Sr, & all”
“
Yer alive ? I aint seen you fer about a month son
Morning Chinnie, Sr, & all
”
Morning Sleeps and all *Rattles chains*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps and all *Rattles chains*”
“Morning Sleeps and all *Rattles chains*
”
Wot have yeah done son ? do you want me tae have a word in her ear ?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Wot have yeah done son ? do you want me tae have a word in her ear ?”
“Wot have yeah done son ? do you want me tae have a word in her ear ?
”
Waaaaaaah!
Morning SR, Sleeps and ghost of chin! Large tea and weetabix with moo please.
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Waaaaaaah!”
“
Waaaaaaah!”
If yer not out by tonight, I'm going on strike & it'll be the vending machines fer the punters until yer out mate
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR, Sleeps and ghost of chin! Large tea and weetabix with moo please.
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster”
“Morning SR, Sleeps and ghost of chin! Large tea and weetabix with moo please.
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster
”
sure its not a crab !
..........Morning Twass * Clunk *
wot time is the wood coming, & wot time you goin' tae the farmers market ??
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“sure its not a crab !..........
Morning Twass * Clunk *
wot time is the wood coming, & wot time you goin' tae the farmers market ??”
“sure its not a crab !
..........Morning Twass * Clunk *
wot time is the wood coming, & wot time you goin' tae the farmers market ??
”
No wood man til about October Sleeps, I've lit the last fire of Spring. It was cold yesterday but I just put more clothes on
Off for me bread in an hour or two....he'll be delivering it to the market around 9
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Yer alive ? I aint seen you fer about a month son
Morning Chinnie, Sr, & all”
“
Yer alive ? I aint seen you fer about a month son
Morning Chinnie, Sr, & all”
Morning Joe *clunk*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sleeps and all *Rattles chains*”
“Morning Sleeps and all *Rattles chains*
”
Pack it in! *goes off to deal with chinny*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR, Sleeps and ghost of chin! Large tea and weetabix with moo please.
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster”
“Morning SR, Sleeps and ghost of chin! Large tea and weetabix with moo please.
And yes SR, another grey day here in the South. Make the most of it while it lasts!! And put some Factor 30 on, you look like a blooming lobster”
Morning twass......yer just jellus!
*slam clatter*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“If yer not out by tonight, I'm going on strike & it'll be the vending machines fer the punters until yer out mate”
“If yer not out by tonight, I'm going on strike & it'll be the vending machines fer the punters until yer out mate
”
I won't be blackmailed!
Ta muchly SR *slurp* Remember to take yer sunglasses off today
Good afternoon.
Enjoy.
*Pours jug of Pimms over SR's big head.*
That's for doing that to me last week when I was able to sunbathe and you were not.
Serves you right.
And when you finish drying yourself off, I'll have a pot of your finest organic black tea, served in the Pub garden. Hurry up.
Actually, it's turned out very nice indeed. Lots of gorgeous sunshine here in north London, mild with not a cloud in sight.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub sporting an impressive suntan* Morning all
It's all set to be another glorious day again today!”
“*opens pub sporting an impressive suntan* Morning all
It's all set to be another glorious day again today!”
Enjoy.
*Pours jug of Pimms over SR's big head.*
That's for doing that to me last week when I was able to sunbathe and you were not.
Serves you right.
And when you finish drying yourself off, I'll have a pot of your finest organic black tea, served in the Pub garden. Hurry up.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“What's that you say...........cloud again for London & most of Englandshire, & lovely warm sunshine for Scotia.........oh that sounds excellent.”
“What's that you say...........cloud again for London & most of Englandshire, & lovely warm sunshine for Scotia.........oh that sounds excellent.
”
Actually, it's turned out very nice indeed. Lots of gorgeous sunshine here in north London, mild with not a cloud in sight.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
“* Angry mutterings are heard coming from the Attic*”
Hi there Chin. Hope all is good up in that attic.
*Arranges for local yoof to deliver McDonalds deluxe lunch menu through hole in the attic roof.*
I would help you myself but I'm busy sunbathing.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I would help you myself but I'm busy sunbathing.”
“I would help you myself but I'm busy sunbathing.
”
over done it a tad there Eddy !
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Still cold and minging in Kent Bowl of hot soup please!”
“Still cold and minging in Kent
Bowl of hot soup please!”
Short & tee - shirts here !
* Clunk *
Afternoon Thor
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Short & tee - shirts here !
* Clunk *
Afternoon Thor”
“Short & tee - shirts here !
* Clunk *
Afternoon Thor
”
You've been in Username Silliness I see
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning all”
“Morning all
”
Morning Joe......did you wet the bed?
Morning all who follow.
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