Morning all pubsteroonies, loonies, goonies and lurkers! And yet another cool and grey one in the South. Thankfully the sun is returning at the weekend Apparently

Large builders and a cheese toastie please!

Morning twass......another glorious day here again, my tan is improving day by day. Just a shame I dropped a bottle of conditioner on my toes the other day in the shower! My baby toe & the next one is now a curious shade of green/purple/black & blue! So not a good look.

*clunk clatter*

Oh dear, we've all done that.....and it really CANES doesn't it I turned the air blue last time it happened never mind me toes

Ta muchly

Good morning everyone.

Fine and sunny here. A little chilly but very nice.


BIB - It's never happened to me, not even once.

*Tea please.*

Afternoon all
Going tae get my van retested shortly, fingers crossed

Y'd have thought it was bupa that had fixed it the price I paid

I dunno how garages get away with charging so much Sleeps. They billed my son £800 to fix a relatively small thing, only it was a rare thing and they took ages to get the part then had to take the car apart twice to sort it. They wiped his savings out in one swoop!!! Still at least he had some to fall back on.

Yer not kidding ....... got the van back passed wiv flying colors

Was the hottest day here so far, the weather man said it was to be the worst of the week, just shows wot they diddys know, remember Mr Fish from 1987

Evening Twass, & all ........... looks like I'm holding the fort again, getting sick of it, its about time Sr, got more staff in for weekend cover !!! * rolleyes *

Good evening.

*Grabs and secures all remotes and snug TV.*


I'm certain that Chin will sort everything out when he gets back so stop complaining. That bossy waitress can't help you anyway.

G&T please. Hurry uo.

Evening Sleeps, Eddy and all peeps! Glass of pear cider please. National Fish & Chip day today! I've just had mine from the van in the village. Top notch And only £6 for a massive portion

you're barred fae the snug fella, plus thats the dummy remotes


Told you a while back, I got fish'n' chips & a black pudding super for £4.10 ....... yeah canna wack it ! ......... * Clunk *

Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Sr, if yer doing the BB sweep I'll have no7 please

What's a black pudding super? That is very cheap for fish n chips! What sort of fish is it? Mine was cod.

No 13 for me please!

Morning all

Nice culpa plea,......ta

Morning Hoots, & all ..........* Clunk *

just about to get ready for work

Muhammad Ali Has Died

Morning Joe & all.......yet another legend has gone. Even I had a lot of respect for Muhammad Ali, he had that thing called charisma, which not everyone has.
It must be a blessing for him, he had a cruel cruel end to his career for 30+ years, he was really just a shell. Sad to see. RIP Muhammad. He was such a handsome man in his early days.

Whoops didn't see you there hoots, you were hiding in that corner!

How's things with you, haven't seen you for ages!

Was supposed to rain all day here yesterday.......the sun was glorious.
Och stop yer moaning......yer getting paid a hefty bonus for working! Never bloody happy are you!

You'll all have the same number you had the last sweepstake, & I don't wanna hear any moaning about it either!

Not been so good ,but a bit better now thanks
Lot of famous peeps gone this year, all very sad

Sorry to hear that, I hope you're on the road to recovery now *hugs*

The Grim Reaper is having a field day this year, he's hardly stopped since the start of the year!

Morning all! Overslept Cup of strong coffee please I needs to wake up fast!

Good morning everyone.

Sunny and bright here, Quite chilly at present but the forecasts say it will zoom up to 22c later today and tomorrow will reach 26c. Glorious, just glorious.

Tea please.

Aye, he was truly a great,will be sadly missed



My arse,the only hefty thing I'm getting aff you, is the work load

Just finished knocking my pan today, then about tae start my shift in here @ 16.00

the joys

Afternoon Sr, & all

Afternoon Sleeps and all pubster peeps! Pot of tea and a currant bun please

*slaps twass across the chops with a wet dish towel* *clunk*

Morning Eddy

Lovely here, but cooler than it has been. Just painted part of the back garden fence......such a boring job!

*clunk*

*puts bonus back into the safe*

Afternoon Joe. *clunk*

It's not a bleedin' cafe! *slam clatter*

Probably because yer a slap head like chinny & don't use conditioner!

*slaps Eddy across the chops for using the BIB malarkey* Do you think we can't see text in bold?

Och the money you're raking in wouldn't even make a dent in yer bank balance.

Chinny can't even help himself, never mind help anyone else!


SO RUDE!