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Old 04-06-2016, 16:01
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It's not a bleedin' cafe! *slam clatter*
The customer is always right!! *slurpity*
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Old 04-06-2016, 19:13
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Afternoon Sleeps and all pubster peeps! Pot of tea and a currant bun please
Evening Twass, * Clunk *

have you been topping up the tan today then ?



Och the money you're raking in wouldn't even make a dent in yer bank balance
My backside, I'm working 7 days & dont make as much as you do in 3 days, the prices you charge in here ! * rolleyes *

Evening Sr,
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Old 05-06-2016, 07:54
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Let me AAAAAHHHHTTTT!
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Old 05-06-2016, 07:58
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*Knocks on Pub door. Knocks some more. Bangs on door and on windows. More banging and more. Starts screaming.*

Good morning everyone.

Nice and bright this morning. Sunny but quite chilly at present, 13c. However, nothing to worry about, temps are forecast to reach 25c today. Wonderful.

*Goes to get Sunday newspapers and a McBreakfast for self and Chin.*
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Old 05-06-2016, 08:01
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Hi there Chin. Hope all is good with you.

I would help but I haven't had my breakfast yet. I've arranged for a couple of the usual local yoof to deliver a McBreakfast to you through that whole in the roof.
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Old 05-06-2016, 08:02
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Morning all
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Old 05-06-2016, 08:20
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Morning all, my little disco poptarts!! Went to a fab 40th do last night, we were bopping our socks off I am now wishing there wasn't so much gardening to do today

Pint of tea and a bowl of Shreddies please!
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:10
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*saunters in casually* Morning all.......looks like it'll be another lovely day again.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:17
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The customer is always right!! *slurpity*
No.....the customer only thinks they're right..........
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Evening Twass, * Clunk *

have you been topping up the tan today then ?




My backside, I'm working 7 days & dont make as much as you do in 3 days, the prices you charge in here ! * rolleyes *

Evening Sr,

I have overheads!
Let me AAAAAHHHHTTTT!

*marches up to the attic & deals with the racket*
*Knocks on Pub door. Knocks some more. Bangs on door and on windows. More banging and more. Starts screaming.*

Good morning everyone.

Nice and bright this morning. Sunny but quite chilly at present, 13c. However, nothing to worry about, temps are forecast to reach 25c today. Wonderful.

*Goes to get Sunday newspapers and a McBreakfast for self and Chin.*
Bloomin' jakey!
Hi there Chin. Hope all is good with you.

I would help but I haven't had my breakfast yet. I've arranged for a couple of the usual local yoof to deliver a McBreakfast to you through that whole in the roof.
Stooooopid person, there is no hole in the roof.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:27
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*saunters in casually* Morning all.......looks like it'll be another lovely day again.
Lazy mare,

I had tae open up this morning while yer still in yer kip, sleeping aff the gin !

Sunny here just now, & I'm going tae work shorty, might have a bbq when I get home tho !
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:45
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Lazy mare,

I had tae open up this morning while yer still in yer kip, sleeping aff the gin !

Sunny here just now, & I'm going tae work shorty, might have a bbq when I get home tho !

How very dare you! You didn't open up until after 8-00am! Where were you until that time? *taps foot ominously*

I could maybe continue painting the fence in the back garden, I'll see how I feel. I can't really get into the back fence as all the plants are in full bloom at the moment.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:48
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Stooooopid person, there is no hole in the roof.
There is now.

Tea please and hurry up.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:50
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Cup of coffee please! I am bracing myself to do work. I've been doing this for the best part of an hour and no work's happened yet. Perhaps coffee and a sit down will do the trick!
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:57
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There is now.

Tea please and hurry up.
No there isn't, stop fibbing stooooopid person!
*bops Eddie over the head with a stale baguette*
*slam*
Cup of coffee please! I am bracing myself to do work. I've been doing this for the best part of an hour and no work's happened yet. Perhaps coffee and a sit down will do the trick!
*clunk* Yes I'm procrastinating too this morning........can't be bothered today.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:59
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No there isn't, stop fibbing stooooopid person!
*bops Eddie over the head with a stale baguette*
*slam*

*clunk* Yes I'm procrastinating too this morning........can't be bothered today.
My mother used to say procrastination is the thief of time. Of course, the internet hadn't been invented back then
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Old 05-06-2016, 10:06
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Good morning. How is everyone?
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Old 05-06-2016, 18:29
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Hi there davor. Good afternoon everyone.

Gorgeous, very hot day here. Wall to wall sunshine.

A jug of chilled Pimms, with all the trimmings, in the Pub garden please.
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Old 05-06-2016, 18:34
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Evening Eddy, davor and all peeps. It has indeed been glorious!

*joins Eddy in pub garden for Pimms*
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:06
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:16
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BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#...........................Eddy
HM.2#...........................Davor
HM.3#...........................twass
HM.4#...........................Sr
HM.5#...........................Eug
HM.6#...........................Chin
HM.7#...........................Sleeps
HM.8#...........................Parton
HM.9#...........................kate
HM10#..........................hooter
HM11#..........................omg
HM12#.........................Gorbals
HM13#..........................halo Joe
HM14#..........................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob

I have no idea what is likely to happen tomorrow, so I'll just have to play it by ear. ROLLEYES
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:27
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Good morning SR, everyone.

Gorgeous morning again. Back to work.

Tea please.
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:27
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*opens pub* Morning all
Morning Sr, & all

Thanks for the BB SWEEPSTAKE
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Old 06-06-2016, 06:56
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Good morning SR, everyone.

Gorgeous morning again. Back to work.

Tea please.
Morning Eddy

It'll keep you out of mischief hopefully *clunk*
Morning Sr, & all

Thanks for the BB SWEEPSTAKE
Morning Joe

No probs *clunk*
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Old 06-06-2016, 08:44
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Morning all pubster punters and peepsicles! Thanks for the sweepstake SR. Is this a wannabe BB or a Zelebrity one?

I doubt I will watch any either way......large tea and a bacon butty please!
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Old 06-06-2016, 09:03
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Hi there twassington. Hope all is well with you.

BB SWEEPSTAKE

HM.1#...........................Eddy
HM.2#...........................Davor
HM.3#...........................twass
HM.4#...........................Sr
HM.5#...........................Eug
HM.6#...........................Chin
HM.7#...........................Sleeps
HM.8#...........................Parton
HM.9#...........................kate
HM10#..........................hooter
HM11#..........................omg
HM12#.........................Gorbals
HM13#..........................halo Joe
HM14#..........................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob

I have no idea what is likely to happen tomorrow, so I'll just have to play it by ear. ROLLEYES
Thanks very nuch SR.
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