The customer is always right!! *slurpity*

Evening Twass, * Clunk *

have you been topping up the tan today then ?



My backside, I'm working 7 days & dont make as much as you do in 3 days, the prices you charge in here ! * rolleyes *

Evening Sr,

Let me AAAAAHHHHTTTT!

*Knocks on Pub door. Knocks some more. Bangs on door and on windows. More banging and more. Starts screaming.*

Good morning everyone.

Nice and bright this morning. Sunny but quite chilly at present, 13c. However, nothing to worry about, temps are forecast to reach 25c today. Wonderful.

*Goes to get Sunday newspapers and a McBreakfast for self and Chin.*

Hi there Chin. Hope all is good with you.

I would help but I haven't had my breakfast yet. I've arranged for a couple of the usual local yoof to deliver a McBreakfast to you through that whole in the roof.

Morning all

Morning all, my little disco poptarts!! Went to a fab 40th do last night, we were bopping our socks off I am now wishing there wasn't so much gardening to do today

Pint of tea and a bowl of Shreddies please!

*saunters in casually* Morning all.......looks like it'll be another lovely day again.

No.....the customer only thinks they're right..........


I have overheads!


*marches up to the attic & deals with the racket*

Bloomin' jakey!

Stooooopid person, there is no hole in the roof.

Lazy mare,

I had tae open up this morning while yer still in yer kip, sleeping aff the gin !

Sunny here just now, & I'm going tae work shorty, might have a bbq when I get home tho !

How very dare you! You didn't open up until after 8-00am! Where were you until that time? *taps foot ominously*

I could maybe continue painting the fence in the back garden, I'll see how I feel. I can't really get into the back fence as all the plants are in full bloom at the moment.

There is now.

Tea please and hurry up.

Cup of coffee please! I am bracing myself to do work. I've been doing this for the best part of an hour and no work's happened yet. Perhaps coffee and a sit down will do the trick!

No there isn't, stop fibbing stooooopid person!
*bops Eddie over the head with a stale baguette*
*slam*

*clunk* Yes I'm procrastinating too this morning........can't be bothered today.

My mother used to say procrastination is the thief of time. Of course, the internet hadn't been invented back then

Good morning. How is everyone?

Hi there davor. Good afternoon everyone.

Gorgeous, very hot day here. Wall to wall sunshine.

A jug of chilled Pimms, with all the trimmings, in the Pub garden please.

Evening Eddy, davor and all peeps. It has indeed been glorious!

*joins Eddy in pub garden for Pimms*

*opens pub* Morning all

BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#...........................Eddy
HM.2#...........................Davor
HM.3#...........................twass
HM.4#...........................Sr
HM.5#...........................Eug
HM.6#...........................Chin
HM.7#...........................Sleeps
HM.8#...........................Parton
HM.9#...........................kate
HM10#..........................hooter
HM11#..........................omg
HM12#.........................Gorbals
HM13#..........................halo Joe
HM14#..........................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob

I have no idea what is likely to happen tomorrow, so I'll just have to play it by ear. ROLLEYES

Good morning SR, everyone.

Gorgeous morning again. Back to work.

Tea please.

Morning Sr, & all

Thanks for the BB SWEEPSTAKE

Morning Eddy

It'll keep you out of mischief hopefully *clunk*

Morning Joe

No probs *clunk*

Morning all pubster punters and peepsicles! Thanks for the sweepstake SR. Is this a wannabe BB or a Zelebrity one?

I doubt I will watch any either way......large tea and a bacon butty please!

Hi there twassington. Hope all is well with you.


Thanks very nuch SR.