Never mind plotting pluto, & get yer arse down here & get some work done !! ,

Afternoon Chinnie, & alll

Afternoon hoots *clunk clatter*

You'll pay for the whole breakfast! Yer pushing yer luck mister!

Oh will you now!

Don't get smart with me mister! HERE

......and you can shurrup......*pokes twass in the eye with a stale baguette*

You can hud yer wheesht too.
You're welcome.

Afternoon Joe *clunk*

Afternoon all
It's really muggy now & becoming overcast, really need some rain to clear the air.

*removes baguette from eye and leaves it on the carpet for SR to trip over*

Tea and fruitcake please!

Good afternoon.

A few very heavy showers this afternoon, followed by lots of lovely sunshine.


Serves SR right. Good idea.

Tea please.

We've had a glorious hot sunny day, I got all my blankets washed, dried and back indoors and then we had the mother and father of all storms. Brief, violent, very loud indeed. Fabulous Clearing up into a pleasant evening now

We cant get the fruitcake down fae the attic, hes been up there fer about a month now !

Has he eaten so much he won't fit down the attic stairs?

Have you seen the awful news reports from Croydon? It's under water.




*Makes note of comments to pass on to Chin. Recommends a pay cut for Sleeps.*

*Grabs all remotes.*

A stella please and hurry up will you.

I've just seen the reports from Croydon Did it really rain THAT much in London? Do the storm drains not work?

if thats the case, I blame planets & all that mob nxt door & there cooking !



A pay cut? I'm doing the work of 2 in this place buster !

* Slings Eddy over the wall @ Borehamwood *

I'll be in Borehamwood at the weekend, visiting me eldest and the grandkids!!

are you going intae the bighoose ?


Hope the bump on eddys head, wont shop him buying us all free drinks !

I doubt I will watch any Sleeps, never mind go in!

Ooh, is Eddy buying? Mine's a champagne cocktail please!

lets bleed him dry.......I'll make them doubles & I'll join you ! * Clunk * Clunk *

He'll not notice, cos he'll be watching his farm show

Ooh ta Sleeps, cheers! *chink* Down the hatch

ta Scots........will it be third time lucky................doubt it

*opens pub* Morning all

Slight haar this morning, it'll burn off soon I think.

*tuts* at the mess left on the carpet!

No rain here yesterday.

You can keep yer beak out!

Blankets? Who uses blankets nowadays (well you do obviously), but why?

And up there he'll remain for the foreseeable future............

I saw that on the news, scary stuff!

As if chinny has any authority to dock anyone's pay. Eejit!

Oh you never know hoots, stranger things have happened.
I'll sort out the sweepstake later today.

It looks like the 18 tae 30s club again , bar 2

Morning Sr, & all

I haven't watched it yet, I'll watch it on catch up TV later today, cuts out all the rubbish. I have no real expectations of it tho'.
There's 6 HM's over 30, so that's a start.

Morning Joe *clunk*

Good morning everyone.

A few showers here but nothing too nasty so far, 16c. Sunshine forecast for this afternoon, fingers crossed.

Tea please and a toasted bacon sandwich. Hurry up and thank you.

Morning all......


The cat woke me at 1.30am wanting to go out.........therefore, was awake till about. 5.....



Tea and 2 sleeping tablets please...ta

Morning all peepsicles! Had a good night's kippage despite the storm still banging and crashing as I went to bed. All is very wet indeed this morning ........ but living on a hill has its advantages. I noticed a river flowing down the road last night....it's all ended up in my Landlord's bit in the valley! The farmhouse will be a bit swampy methinks

Large bowl of shreddies please, moo juice and a cuppa tea.

Morning Eddy

It was raining here for about 5 minutes earlier!


Don't tell me to hurry up.....rude person! *slam clatter*

Morning hoots, norty cat!

*clunk rattle rattle*

Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Ta muchly SR. It's good they have some older HMs. The youngs are very tedious