I tape it then FF all the cr*p bits as well, done & dusted in about 40minutes ....ish

Afternoon Sr, & all

Its nice & sunny out there just now

BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma/Victoria...........................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#..........................halo Joe
HM14#..........................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob
HM17#..........................
HM18#..........................
...............................................................
2nd house HM's
Andrew
Charlie
Hughie
Jayne
Natalie
Ryan

Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear.
Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place.
I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.

Afternoon all peeps, a pint of lime and soda please with plenty of ice! Lovely hot day here in the Sarf East.

Afternoon twass, lovely day here too..........*clunk plonk plonk splosh*

Going on 1st impressions the older ones look to be equally tedious!

Yeah, it's the only way to watch it nowadays.

Afternoon all. D

Ah, thank you kindly! *slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Needed that!


Which is why I don't bother watching at all!

Thats the way I watch most things on STV




Y'd rather watch half naked vikings

evening all

Looked at me selection for the BB Stakes........defo don`t think it`ll be 3rd time lucky this time...reckon he`ll be out in the first few weeks cors he looks a right plonker

Tea and toasted teacake plez...ta

Hell yeah!!

Evening hoots

evening

takes a long time to get served here

It can take HOURS Best off using the vending machines

I came in for a pint last Thursday.

*opens pub* Morning all.

Och you never know, you might make it a hat trick.

That's why vending machines are installed!

Which is why they're installed at VAST expense to me!


And.......yer point is?

Good morning you lot.

Tea please.

Morning all pubsters, foos all yer doingses!! Tea please and a bacon roll, I'd ask for a BLT but I know the sort of reception that would get. So just a bacon roll will do

Morning Eddy
*clunk*

Morning twass, indeed so *slam clatter*

*goes off to the attic where all sorts of strange noises can be heard* You brought all of this on yerself, there's no point in whining now! I've given you time to reflect........let that be a lesson to you, next time you won't be so lucky!

Are you about to set chins free?

Good morning again.

Lovely sunny morning in north London, not a cloud in sight and 21c at present. Very nice indeed.

Coffee please (not the instant sort, thank you very much) and a fresh green salad with a few cherry tomatoes to take away.

Afternoon all.

Blackpoo' tomorrow. 'Cited!

Good evening.

A jug of chilled Pimms pleased, served in the Pub garden.


Enjoy.

* Tips jug over eddys fat head * its you fault that chins up in the attic, wiv bringing in all yer food !

I've been knocking my pan in the last 4 weeks cos of you, if hes not out by the morning I'm putting in a doctors line fer a month, & you lot & Sr can get stuffed, I'll sit on my arse your side of the bar !

Evening Eddy, Twass, Eug, & all

Evening all peeps, have a fun time Eug!!

Half of pear cider please!

Make the most of this one Twass, if chins not back behind the bar, I'm going on the sick fer a month ! * Cluck *

Evening Sleeps.

Chin will be back soon and then you'll be sorry.

*Locks Sleeps in kitchen cupboard. Makes note for Chin to sack Sleeps.*


Evening.

As you're at the bar, I'll have a large Napoleon brandy. SR's paying to compensate me for my being assaulted by her staff member. Get one for yourself.