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Yes please.
And one each for all Pubsters, but give us a sample first.![]() ![]() Sample poem: Dear Christ! the very prison walls Suddenly seemed to reel, And the sky above my head became Like a casque of scorching steel; And, though I was a soul in pain, My pain I could not feel. I only knew what hunted thought Quickened his step, and why He looked upon the garish day With such a wistful eye; The man had killed the thing he loved And so he had to die. |
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OK will do. I have charged Sr £2000 for a few copies for the customers. She will be pleased with the bargain!
![]() eiole wilSample poem: Dear Christ! the very prison walls Suddenly seemed to reel, And the sky above my head became Like a casque of scorching steel; And, though I was a soul in pain, My pain I could not feel. I only knew what hunted thought Quickened his step, and why He looked upon the garish day With such a wistful eye; The man had killed the thing he loved And so he had to die. Great stuff. SR has done well, people will travel from miles around to get a glimpse.
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* leaves all cctv on the bar fer the boss *
its not... Rocket Science , smile yer on cctv
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* leaves all cctv on the bar fer the boss *
its not... Rocket Science , smile yer on cctv ![]() *Sneaks in.* ![]() *Replaces CCTV tapes with old tapes of old Cheers episodes.*
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*opens pub* Morning all
![]() *sniffs the air*............Fee Fi Fo Fum........I smell chinny's bum! ![]() ![]() *goes off to check CCTV*........ |
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Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* * Puts copies of my book the Attic my struggle and my poem the Ballad of The Attic* on sale for Pub customers* Quote:
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Well done Eddy! Yes tish 'n fips for me ta! Don't forget to leave a modest corkage for you know who!
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Fish, chips, sausages, mushy peas, peas ... tuck in, it;s nice and hot.
Yes, I always leave corkage and a generous tip to that head waitress SR personage. ![]() ![]() Quote:
Enjoy.
![]() So very delicious. Leaves 50p corkage/tip for head waitress. ![]() *prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook*Quote:
OK will do. I have charged Sr £2000 for a few copies for the customers. She will be pleased with the bargain!
![]() ![]() Sample poem: Dear Christ! the very prison walls Suddenly seemed to reel, And the sky above my head became Like a casque of scorching steel; And, though I was a soul in pain, My pain I could not feel. I only knew what hunted thought Quickened his step, and why He looked upon the garish day With such a wistful eye; The man had killed the thing he loved And so he had to die. And yer poem is rubbish! |
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*bins offending material*
In yer dreams ya muppet! Have you learned nothing during yer recent incarnation? And yer poem is rubbish! ![]() I see its now 'Sir Rod', not before time if you ask me ![]() Morning Sr, & all
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Morning Sr and Sleeps
![]() Waaaaaaaaaah! Wot have you done with my books and poetry sheets Sr?
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Good morning all.
![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast and whatever my good friend Chin is having. Thank you. Hurry up. ![]()
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Morning Sr and Sleeps
![]() Waaaaaaaaaah! Wot have you done with my books and poetry sheets Sr?![]() True genius will always out.
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The guys a dunderheed end aff !
I see its now 'Sir Rod', not before time if you ask me Morning Sr, & all ![]() ![]() I'm quite sure Barlow will be getting one soon, in reward for his brown nosing! ROLLEYES Morning Joe *clunk* Quote:
Morning Sr and Sleeps
![]() Waaaaaaaaaah! Wot have you done with my books and poetry sheets Sr?![]() ![]() *glares at chinny in a menacing manner* Have you learned nothing over your period in isolation? They're all in the incinerator. ![]() Quote:
Good morning all.
![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast and whatever my good friend Chin is having. Thank you. Hurry up. ![]() Oh chinny will serve you............hope you aren't too hungry. *sniggers*
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SR probably made a mistake what with all than gin and so on. Forgive her and d'on't worry. I have spares. I'll put them out.
![]() True genius will always out. ![]()
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BB SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy HM.2#Emma/Victoria...........................Davor HM.3#Andy...........................................twass HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr HM.5#Alex............................................Eug HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps HM.8#Sam............................................Parton HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate HM10#Jason.........................................hooter HM11#Jackson......................................omg HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy HM15#..........................Flora HM16#..........................bob HM17#.......................... HM18#.......................... ............................................................... 2nd house HM's *Andrew* Charlie Hughie Jayne Natalie *Ryan* Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear. ![]() Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place. I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.
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Good morning all.
![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast and whatever my good friend Chin is having. Thank you. Hurry up. ![]() ![]()
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Only just seen this, thanks for the add SR. Not been following it at all but wont say no to the prize if there is a HM15 and they are not a loser and go on to win
![]() However, the anticipation of the winners prize will make the wait worthwhile. ![]()
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Thanks Eddy *clunks* *clatters*
![]() ![]() ![]() *scowls at chinny* I'm watching you mister!
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Morning all peepsicles and welcome back chins
![]() Had a mad night out in Brixton last night, I loathe London lol. It's so dirty!!! Large tea please and two brown toasts
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Morning all peepsicles and welcome back chins
![]() Had a mad night out in Brixton last night, I loathe London lol. It's so dirty!!! Large tea please and two brown toasts ![]() *clunk* *clatter* Eddy, Emmerdale is on this Sunday. ![]()
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Morning twassock
*clunk* *clatter* Eddy, Emmerdale is on this Sunday. ![]() ![]() better late than never
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Good afternoon all. ![]() Sunny here and mild, 21c, but very humid. Quite unpleasant. ![]() Quote:
Morning twassock
*clunk* *clatter* Eddy, Emmerdale is on this Sunday. ![]() ![]() Stella please and whatever you are having. ![]() PS - you need to sort out that SR waitress. All that gin has made her think that she owns the Pub. Put her on cleaning duties for a few days. That will teach her.
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Good afternoon all.
![]() Sunny here and mild, 21c, but very humid. Quite unpleasant. ![]() Thanks Chin. It's the Euro football messing up the schedules. Stella please and whatever you are having. ![]() PS - you need to sort out that SR waitress. All that gin has made her think that she owns the Pub. Put her on cleaning duties for a few days. That will teach her. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *grabs Eddy the Crook by the throat & drags him outside* You can stay out there until you learn some respect! *pins up notice* Eddy the Crook is not to be served until further notice. Afternoon all, except Eddy the Crook. ![]() Any member of staff serving him will be dismissed instantly! |
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HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy HM.2#Emma........................................Davor HM.3#Andy...........................................twass HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr HM.5#Alex............................................Eug HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps HM.8#Sam............................................Parton HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate HM10#Jason.........................................hooter HM11#Jackson......................................omg HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy HM15#..........................Flora HM16#..........................bob HM17#.......................... HM18#.......................... ............................................................... 2nd house HM's *Andrew* Charlie Hughie Jayne Natalie *Ryan* Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear. Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place. I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house. And so it begins.........Victoria has left the house, but her twin sister Emma has decided to stay. ROLLEYES |
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Afternoon Scots r......ta for your trouble
Tea and toast plez |
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Afternoon hoots
*clunk* *clatter*
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And one each for all Pubsters, but give us a sample first.

Great stuff. SR has done well, people will travel from miles around to get a glimpse.



Wot have you done with my books and poetry sheets Sr?

