OK will do. I have charged Sr £2000 for a few copies for the customers. She will be pleased with the bargain!

Sample poem:
Dear Christ! the very prison walls Suddenly seemed to reel, And the sky above my head became Like a casque of scorching steel; And, though I was a soul in pain, My pain I could not feel. I only knew what hunted thought Quickened his step, and why He looked upon the garish day With such a wistful eye; The man had killed the thing he loved And so he had to die.

Bravo. Great stuff. SR has done well, people will travel from miles around to get a glimpse.

* leaves all cctv on the bar fer the boss *

its not... Rocket Science , smile yer on cctv

*Sneaks in.*

*Replaces CCTV tapes with old tapes of old Cheers episodes.*

*opens pub* Morning all

*sniffs the air*............Fee Fi Fo Fum........I smell chinny's bum!

*goes off to check CCTV*........

*bins offending material*

In yer dreams ya muppet!

Have you learned nothing during yer recent incarnation?



*prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook*

You are being investigated by the fraud squad for using a fake credit card! You're in serious trouble now mister!

And yer poem is rubbish!

The guys a dunderheed end aff !

I see its now 'Sir Rod', not before time if you ask me

Morning Sr, & all

Morning Sr and Sleeps

Waaaaaaaaaah! Wot have you done with my books and poetry sheets Sr?

Good morning all.

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast and whatever my good friend Chin is having. Thank you. Hurry up.

SR probably made a mistake what with all than gin and so on. Forgive her and d'on't worry. I have spares. I'll put them out.

True genius will always out.

I don't believe in these stupid awards.........they're meaningless..........when you have the likes of Saville being awarded, that makes me want to boak!
I'm quite sure Barlow will be getting one soon, in reward for his brown nosing! ROLLEYES

Morning Joe *clunk*


Morning chinny


*glares at chinny in a menacing manner* Have you learned nothing over your period in isolation?
They're all in the incinerator.

Morning Eddy

Oh chinny will serve you............hope you aren't too hungry. *sniggers*

.......they'll be going the same way........bloomin' brown nose!

BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma/Victoria...........................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe
HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob
HM17#..........................
HM18#..........................
...............................................................
2nd house HM's
*Andrew*
Charlie
Hughie
Jayne
Natalie
*Ryan*

Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear.
Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place.
I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.

Thanks Eddy *clunks* *clatters*

No probs, you haven't actually been allocated a HM yet.........but worry not, you'll have one soon. Whether he/she is a winner......time will tell!
However, the anticipation of the winners prize will make the wait worthwhile.

*scowls at chinny* I'm watching you mister!

Morning all peepsicles and welcome back chins

Had a mad night out in Brixton last night, I loathe London lol. It's so dirty!!!

Large tea please and two brown toasts

Morning twassock *clunk* *clatter*

Eddy, Emmerdale is on this Sunday.

Thanks chinbob better late than never

Good afternoon all.

Sunny here and mild, 21c, but very humid. Quite unpleasant.


Thanks Chin. It's the Euro football messing up the schedules.

Stella please and whatever you are having.

PS - you need to sort out that SR waitress. All that gin has made her think that she owns the Pub. Put her on cleaning duties for a few days. That will teach her.

*grabs Eddy the Crook by the throat & drags him outside* You can stay out there until you learn some respect!

*pins up notice*
Eddy the Crook is not to be served until further notice.

Afternoon all, except Eddy the Crook.
Any member of staff serving him will be dismissed instantly!

BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe
HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob
HM17#..........................
HM18#..........................
...............................................................
2nd house HM's
*Andrew*
Charlie
Hughie
Jayne
Natalie
*Ryan*

Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear.
Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place.
I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.

And so it begins.........Victoria has left the house, but her twin sister Emma has decided to stay. ROLLEYES

Afternoon Scots r......ta for your trouble



Tea and toast plez

Afternoon hoots *clunk* *clatter*

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