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Old 13-06-2016, 15:46
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Sure, we don't really do doom and gloom in chatter. The world could end and we'd still be posting saucy double entendres and being daft

Evening Sleeps, hoots, Eddy and all!

HARUMPH!
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Old 13-06-2016, 15:51
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Don't push yer luck! I'm not running a charidee...........bugger off then, don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave!

*mutters loudly* Bloody clientčle is getting worse in here!
I think you water down your drinks as well or is it water you have gave me
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Old 13-06-2016, 15:54
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Sure, we don't really do doom and gloom in chatter. The world could end and we'd still be posting saucy double entendres and being daft

Evening Sleeps, hoots, Eddy and all!
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:00
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I think you water down your drinks as well or is it water you have gave me

Right, that's it! Sling yer hook & don't come back until you learn some manners! *huckles Billy out of the door & slams it in his face* *decants drink back into bottle*
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:02
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Whoops!!

EVENING SR!!!!!!!!!

Large gin and tonic please. With a wedge of lime and lots of ice. Ta muchly
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:04
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Whoops!!

EVENING SR!!!!!!!!!

Large gin and tonic please. With a wedge of lime and lots of ice. Ta muchly
It isn't even evening..........been a long day has it?

*clunk splash plink plink*
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:08
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It isn't even evening..........been a long day has it?

*clunk splash plink plink*
Yes it has, up at the crack of dawn with two small granddaughters Then had to wash, feed, clothe and get them to skool on time. I am not cut out for that lark any more

Thankies......*downs in one*
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Old 13-06-2016, 16:20
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Did i leave my wallet in here?
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Old 13-06-2016, 17:04
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Did i leave my wallet in here?
no point in trying to trace that.......emptied of it`s content at least an hour ago

Suddenly come into a bit of a windfall twass...fancy a break in Benidorm?
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Old 13-06-2016, 17:22
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no point in trying to trace that.......emptied of it`s content at least an hour ago

Suddenly come into a bit of a windfall twass...fancy a break in Benidorm?
Yes please hoots! All inclusive? A fortnight?
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:01
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:06
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evening chins

tea and toast plez
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:08
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no point in trying to trace that.......emptied of it`s content at least an hour ago

Suddenly come into a bit of a windfall twass...fancy a break in Benidorm?
This place is awful no free crisps, watered down booze and now theft tut tut tut is this how you welcome all new people to the pub
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:10
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Evening chinnock! Spam, egg and chips please and half of bitter shandy. I fancied something posh for dinner
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:44
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evening chins

tea and toast plez
Evening hoots *clatter* *clunk*

This place is awful no free crisps, watered down booze and now theft tut tut tut is this how you welcome all new people to the pub
Them's wot you get . I blame that Sr! *Rolleyes* *clunk* *clatter*

Evening chinnock! Spam, egg and chips please and half of bitter shandy. I fancied something posh for dinner
Evening twassock *clunk* *clatter*
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Old 13-06-2016, 18:54
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Evening hoots *clatter* *clunk*



Them's wot you get . I blame that Sr! *Rolleyes* *clunk* *clatter*



Evening twassock *clunk* *clatter*
Ta old bean. Served with an artistic splodge of value Asda ketchup, otherwise known as a tomato jus
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Old 13-06-2016, 19:04
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No probs, you haven't actually been allocated a HM yet.........but worry not, you'll have one soon. Whether he/she is a winner......time will tell!
However, the anticipation of the winners prize will make the wait worthwhile.[
My thoughts exactly
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Old 13-06-2016, 19:08
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Evening all
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Old 13-06-2016, 20:07
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Evening Sleeps *clunk* *clatter* How did your daughter get on?
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Old 13-06-2016, 23:27
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Evening Sleeps *clunk* *clatter* How did your daughter get on?
She walked 6.5 miles, in under 2 hours & the plus point was it didn't rain

* turn vending machines on *

Night Chinnie
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Old 14-06-2016, 05:54
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 14-06-2016, 06:26
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*opens pub* Morning all
Morning Sr, & all

Looks like it'll be a nice day, in the west
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Old 14-06-2016, 06:30
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Morning Sr, & all

Looks like it'll be a nice day, in the west
Morning Joe *clunk* It's pretty overcast here, looks like some showers will be the norm. This is summer now.
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Old 14-06-2016, 06:33
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BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe
HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob
HM17#..........................
HM18#..........................
...............................................................
2nd house HM's
*Andrew* No longer a HM or an 'other'.
Charlie
Hughie
Jayne
Natalie
*Ryan*

Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear.
Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place.
I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.

And so it begins.........Victoria has left the house, but her twin sister Emma has decided to stay. ROLLEYES
Followed in hot pursuit by *Andrew*, who has been removed from the house.
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Old 14-06-2016, 06:37
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This place is awful no free crisps, watered down booze and now theft tut tut tut is this how you welcome all new people to the pub

I thought I told you to sling yer hook!
Evening hoots *clatter* *clunk*



Them's wot you get . I blame that Sr! *Rolleyes* *clunk* *clatter*



Evening twassock *clunk* *clatter*

Do you want to take a wee walk upstairs mister?
My thoughts exactly
I knew you'd feel that way.
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