HARUMPH!

I think you water down your drinks as well or is it water you have gave me

Right, that's it! Sling yer hook & don't come back until you learn some manners! *huckles Billy out of the door & slams it in his face* *decants drink back into bottle*

Whoops!!

EVENING SR!!!!!!!!!

Large gin and tonic please. With a wedge of lime and lots of ice. Ta muchly

It isn't even evening..........been a long day has it?

*clunk splash plink plink*

Yes it has, up at the crack of dawn with two small granddaughters Then had to wash, feed, clothe and get them to skool on time. I am not cut out for that lark any more

Thankies......*downs in one*

Did i leave my wallet in here?

no point in trying to trace that.......emptied of it`s content at least an hour ago

Suddenly come into a bit of a windfall twass...fancy a break in Benidorm?

Yes please hoots! All inclusive? A fortnight?

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

evening chins

tea and toast plez

This place is awful no free crisps, watered down booze and now theft tut tut tut is this how you welcome all new people to the pub

Evening chinnock! Spam, egg and chips please and half of bitter shandy. I fancied something posh for dinner

Evening hoots *clatter* *clunk*


Them's wot you get . I blame that Sr! *Rolleyes* *clunk* *clatter*


Evening twassock *clunk* *clatter*

Ta old bean. Served with an artistic splodge of value Asda ketchup, otherwise known as a tomato jus

My thoughts exactly

Evening all

Evening Sleeps *clunk* *clatter* How did your daughter get on?

She walked 6.5 miles, in under 2 hours & the plus point was it didn't rain

* turn vending machines on *

Night Chinnie

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Sr, & all

Looks like it'll be a nice day, in the west

Morning Joe *clunk* It's pretty overcast here, looks like some showers will be the norm. This is summer now.

BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Andrew.......................................halo Joe
HM14#Ryan..........................................daddy
HM15#..........................Flora
HM16#..........................bob
HM17#..........................
HM18#..........................
...............................................................
2nd house HM's
*Andrew* No longer a HM or an 'other'.
Charlie
Hughie
Jayne
Natalie
*Ryan*

Who knows what is going to happen, just need to play it by ear.
Whoever looses their HM this week will be allocated another HM in their place.
I'm assuming all 6 of the 2nd house HM's will be eventually moved into the main house.

And so it begins.........Victoria has left the house, but her twin sister Emma has decided to stay. ROLLEYES
Followed in hot pursuit by *Andrew*, who has been removed from the house.

I thought I told you to sling yer hook!


Do you want to take a wee walk upstairs mister?

I knew you'd feel that way.