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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly SR. You're so considerate of chinnock's health

It must be odd not to get full dark Does it struggle to get fully light in Winter?”

I am, he doesn't always appreciate it.........but one day.........

It's just one of these things you don't really notice. Some days in winter (especially if it's a dull miserable day), it just seems to be a never ending dark day! It's more to do with the lack of daylight some days, which can be pretty depressing.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.

Non-stop showery rain here.



It's not too late to correct your past mistakes. All the best pubs now have at least one chilled display cabinet packed full of delicious sweet treats, cakes, pastries, sandwiches and so on. All hygienically wrapped.

Contact me to make all arrangements (admin and service charges payable to me plus a share in profits for me plus contract appointing me sole supplier. Deposit required, all goods payable in advance, no returns accepted).”


Bugger off! I'm not running a sandwich bar!

Don't be holding yer breath, it could cause serious damage to yer health!
honeythewitch
20-06-2016
Hello all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Sod off!

No I didn't, the Golden ticket was the start of the big farce! The majority of HM's were horrible. We also had the horrible childish Nikki with her screaming tantrums, & of course the winner was shown on launch night when he tumbled down the stairs! Oh how I laughed! ROLLEYES”

You forgot Pete's non stop "Musical" pan bashing that ruined the flipping live feed!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.

Non-stop showery rain here.



It's not too late to correct your past mistakes. All the best pubs now have at least one chilled display cabinet packed full of delicious sweet treats, cakes, pastries, sandwiches and so on. All hygienically wrapped. ”

Eddy, are you sure you havent just wandered into Greggs with your can of Carlsberg?
Scots rool
20-06-2016
BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco......................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to try to get his dad to re-establish his credit card, or maybe he'll just spend the cash he was paid to appear on BB!

HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.......................................daddy
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.......................................bob

Marco has been evicted & Andrew has been kicked out. Eddy & Halo Joe have both been allocated another HM.
Scots rool
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by honeythewitch:
“Hello all.

You forgot Pete's non stop "Musical" pan bashing that ruined the flipping live feed!


Eddy, are you sure you havent just wandered into Greggs with your can of Carlsberg? ”

Hi honey, oh I haven't forgotten about that! I just chose not to remind myself. At one point, mad, Eagle, Kitty Wrinkle & myself planned on hiring a bus & going down to Borehamwood, scaling the wall, & battering him with the bloody pots!
*clunk*
twassington
20-06-2016
Afternoon all pubsteroonie parps! A cream tea please

Happy solstice, honeythewitch!
Scots rool
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all pubsteroonie parps! A cream tea please

Happy solstice, honeythewitch!”

Afternoon twass..........*yells* Yer not in a bleedin' tearoom! *slam clatter*
hooter
20-06-2016
tea and a toasted teacake plez....ta
twassington
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon twass..........*yells* Yer not in a bleedin' tearoom! *slam clatter* ”

If you look at the regular requests of many of your customers for cake, scones, buns, etc and pots of tea and coffee, I'd suggest you could make a lot of profit by running a tearoom alongside the pub trade

*calmly butters scone, adds cream and jam and scoffs*
EddyBee
20-06-2016
Good evening all.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“BB SWEEPSTAKE

Marco has been evicted & Andrew has been kicked out. Eddy & Halo Joe have both been allocated another HM.”

Thank you very glad.

Come on Ryan!!! You're the best!!!
The_Sleeper
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
Thank you very glad.
Come on Ryan!!! You're the best!!! ”

Gawd, I cant stand that slimy wee toad

Evening Eddy, & all

I got new garage doors made today, been a while since Labourerd tae a joiner
chinchin
20-06-2016
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
twassington
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*”

Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
chinchin
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead ”

*Runs screaming to the hills*
twassington
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the hills*”

But they live inside the hills!
EddyBee
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
”

Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.*
twassington
20-06-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.* ”

*turns Eddy into a slow worm*
Scots rool
21-06-2016
*opens pub* Morning all.
Scots rool
21-06-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“tea and a toasted teacake plez....ta”


Did you not hear wot I said to twass! *slam clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“If you look at the regular requests of many of your customers for cake, scones, buns, etc and pots of tea and coffee, I'd suggest you could make a lot of profit by running a tearoom alongside the pub trade

*calmly butters scone, adds cream and jam and scoffs*”


If I was to listen to all of you with yer requests/ideas I would be closed down!
And butter/jam/cream etc is extra!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Gawd, I cant stand that slimy wee toad

Evening Eddy, & all

I got new garage doors made today, been a while since Labourerd tae a joiner”

I don't mind him, I prefer him to the sweetie wife Sam!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead ”

Surely you mean, 'Noun faiery' ‎(plural faieries)

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.* ”

*sniggers loudly*
chinchin
21-06-2016
Good morning Sr and peeps. Pot of tea, a fruited scone and some tangerine marmalde ta.
Scots rool
21-06-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Good morning Sr and peeps. Pot of tea, a fruited scone and some tangerine marmalde ta.”

Morning chinny


Bugger off & go & do some work for a change! *bashes chinny over the head with a sweeping brush*
chinchin
21-06-2016
Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
twassington
21-06-2016
Morning all peepsicles and changeling chin. Pot of tea and cornflakes with semi skimmed milk please.
EddyBee
21-06-2016
Good afternoon.

Still lovely and sunny here.

Tea please with an almond slice. Thank you. I'm in the Pub garden.
chinchin
21-06-2016
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
The_Sleeper
21-06-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ I'm in the Pub garden. ”

Thats the best place for a pest

Evening Eddy, Chin, & all
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