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Old 20-06-2016, 15:11
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Ta muchly SR. You're so considerate of chinnock's health

It must be odd not to get full dark Does it struggle to get fully light in Winter?
I am, he doesn't always appreciate it.........but one day.........

It's just one of these things you don't really notice. Some days in winter (especially if it's a dull miserable day), it just seems to be a never ending dark day! It's more to do with the lack of daylight some days, which can be pretty depressing.
Good morning you lot.

Non-stop showery rain here.



It's not too late to correct your past mistakes. All the best pubs now have at least one chilled display cabinet packed full of delicious sweet treats, cakes, pastries, sandwiches and so on. All hygienically wrapped.

Contact me to make all arrangements (admin and service charges payable to me plus a share in profits for me plus contract appointing me sole supplier. Deposit required, all goods payable in advance, no returns accepted).

Bugger off! I'm not running a sandwich bar!

Don't be holding yer breath, it could cause serious damage to yer health!
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Old 20-06-2016, 15:13
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Hello all.
Sod off!

No I didn't, the Golden ticket was the start of the big farce! The majority of HM's were horrible. We also had the horrible childish Nikki with her screaming tantrums, & of course the winner was shown on launch night when he tumbled down the stairs! Oh how I laughed! ROLLEYES
You forgot Pete's non stop "Musical" pan bashing that ruined the flipping live feed!
Good morning you lot.

Non-stop showery rain here.



It's not too late to correct your past mistakes. All the best pubs now have at least one chilled display cabinet packed full of delicious sweet treats, cakes, pastries, sandwiches and so on. All hygienically wrapped.
Eddy, are you sure you havent just wandered into Greggs with your can of Carlsberg?
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Old 20-06-2016, 15:23
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BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Marco......................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to try to get his dad to re-establish his credit card, or maybe he'll just spend the cash he was paid to appear on BB!

HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.......................................daddy
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.......................................bob

Marco has been evicted & Andrew has been kicked out. Eddy & Halo Joe have both been allocated another HM.
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Old 20-06-2016, 15:27
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Hello all.

You forgot Pete's non stop "Musical" pan bashing that ruined the flipping live feed!


Eddy, are you sure you havent just wandered into Greggs with your can of Carlsberg?
Hi honey, oh I haven't forgotten about that! I just chose not to remind myself. At one point, mad, Eagle, Kitty Wrinkle & myself planned on hiring a bus & going down to Borehamwood, scaling the wall, & battering him with the bloody pots!
*clunk*
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Old 20-06-2016, 15:39
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Afternoon all pubsteroonie parps! A cream tea please

Happy solstice, honeythewitch!
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Old 20-06-2016, 15:46
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Afternoon all pubsteroonie parps! A cream tea please

Happy solstice, honeythewitch!
Afternoon twass..........*yells* Yer not in a bleedin' tearoom! *slam clatter*
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Old 20-06-2016, 16:26
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tea and a toasted teacake plez....ta
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Old 20-06-2016, 17:37
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Afternoon twass..........*yells* Yer not in a bleedin' tearoom! *slam clatter*
If you look at the regular requests of many of your customers for cake, scones, buns, etc and pots of tea and coffee, I'd suggest you could make a lot of profit by running a tearoom alongside the pub trade

*calmly butters scone, adds cream and jam and scoffs*
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Old 20-06-2016, 18:40
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Good evening all.

BB SWEEPSTAKE

Marco has been evicted & Andrew has been kicked out. Eddy & Halo Joe have both been allocated another HM.
Thank you very glad.

Come on Ryan!!! You're the best!!!
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Old 20-06-2016, 19:00
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Good evening all.
Thank you very glad.
Come on Ryan!!! You're the best!!!
Gawd, I cant stand that slimy wee toad

Evening Eddy, & all

I got new garage doors made today, been a while since Labourerd tae a joiner
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:10
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:22
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:44
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Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
*Runs screaming to the hills*
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:46
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*Runs screaming to the hills*
But they live inside the hills!
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Old 20-06-2016, 20:52
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Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.*
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Old 20-06-2016, 21:00
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Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.*
*turns Eddy into a slow worm*
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Old 21-06-2016, 05:33
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 21-06-2016, 05:43
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tea and a toasted teacake plez....ta

Did you not hear wot I said to twass! *slam clatter*
If you look at the regular requests of many of your customers for cake, scones, buns, etc and pots of tea and coffee, I'd suggest you could make a lot of profit by running a tearoom alongside the pub trade

*calmly butters scone, adds cream and jam and scoffs*

If I was to listen to all of you with yer requests/ideas I would be closed down!
And butter/jam/cream etc is extra!
Gawd, I cant stand that slimy wee toad

Evening Eddy, & all

I got new garage doors made today, been a while since Labourerd tae a joiner
I don't mind him, I prefer him to the sweetie wife Sam!
Ta muchly chins. Well anticipated

Careful if you go out and about later.....the veil is thin and the wee folk are about. They might steal you and leave a faery changeling in the pub instead
Surely you mean, 'Noun faiery' ‎(plural faieries)

Blooming weirdo.

*Throws bucket full of holy water over twassington's big head.*
*sniggers loudly*
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Old 21-06-2016, 07:39
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Good morning Sr and peeps. Pot of tea, a fruited scone and some tangerine marmalde ta.
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Old 21-06-2016, 08:14
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Good morning Sr and peeps. Pot of tea, a fruited scone and some tangerine marmalde ta.
Morning chinny


Bugger off & go & do some work for a change! *bashes chinny over the head with a sweeping brush*
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Old 21-06-2016, 08:20
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Old 21-06-2016, 08:38
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Morning all peepsicles and changeling chin. Pot of tea and cornflakes with semi skimmed milk please.
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Old 21-06-2016, 15:06
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Good afternoon.

Still lovely and sunny here.

Tea please with an almond slice. Thank you. I'm in the Pub garden.
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Old 21-06-2016, 18:43
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 21-06-2016, 19:43
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I'm in the Pub garden.
Thats the best place for a pest

Evening Eddy, Chin, & all
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