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Old 23-06-2016, 09:37
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*deducts cost from chinny's wages*


That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today. How would you cope living with Junker?
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Old 23-06-2016, 13:50
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Good afternoon.

I'm undecided and open to persuasion.

I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.
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Old 23-06-2016, 14:25
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Good afternoon.

I'm undecided and open to persuasion.

I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.
Aren't we all, dear!! Although I'll have a pint of lime and soda first. Sweltering here in the South
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Old 23-06-2016, 15:14
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humid as hell here


lime and soda water please...like wot twass is having
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Old 23-06-2016, 15:20
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humid as hell here


lime and soda water please...like wot twass is having
I've tried to do some gardening hoots but came over all of a swither [as my mum used to say]. Decided teetering on a stepladder trying to prune the roses was a fool's errand in this heat
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Old 23-06-2016, 15:29
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`all of a swither`.. like it

they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop

that lime and soda is a long time coming
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Old 23-06-2016, 16:07
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`all of a swither`.. like it

they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop

that lime and soda is a long time coming
A person could die of thirst in here hoots. We'd better use the venders! At least the drinks are chilled.

Our forecast was for rain all day and it stopped about 8am and not had a dribble since.
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Old 23-06-2016, 16:57
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Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all


Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
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Old 23-06-2016, 17:09
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Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all


Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
Hopefully the evening will be a tad cooler Sleeps. Any chance of the lime and soda's for hoots and me?? Don't spare the ice!! Thankyouplease!
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Old 23-06-2016, 17:46
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Hopefully the evening will be a tad cooler Sleeps. Any chance of the lime and soda's for hoots and me?? Don't spare the ice!! Thankyouplease!
Och, Sorry about that twass, yeah can both have them on me, thanks tae the brown envelope Sr, gave me but dont tell chinnie !
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Old 23-06-2016, 18:07
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Good evening. Very wet and humid.

*Grabs all remotes*.

Is Chin about? It's an hour long Emmerdale tonight. Fancy a taka away?
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Old 23-06-2016, 18:47
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Best to vote out unless you want an unelected European superstate ruled by Mekel and Junker.
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Old 23-06-2016, 18:49
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* Fish and chips please Eddy.
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Old 23-06-2016, 18:53
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* Fish and chips please Eddy.
Tuck in Chin, now that it's hot ... fish. chips, scampi, everything.

*Rubs belly. Rubs belly more.*

Just a suggestion but I think Sleeps should be left with the cleaning up as SR gave him a brown envelope today with instructions not to tell you. It's on the CCTV.
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Old 24-06-2016, 05:39
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My flabber has never been so gasted! Whoop whoop whoop we're OUT of the EU!
I never in a million years expected this result.

It also has implications for us up here!

*pins up celebration banners*

Also, Camoron will be out on his arse now, his plan failed big time, even he cannot be so arrogant to ignore this result! His position must be untenable now.
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Old 24-06-2016, 05:57
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Well done Sr and everyone! When I saw the likes of Bob Geldof quaffing booze and having a go against the brave fishermen I knew I was right!
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:05
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That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today. How would you cope living with Junker?
I think you'll find the decisions in the pub are made solely by myself! So keep yer beak out!
Good afternoon.

I'm undecided and open to persuasion.

I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes
.
Are you off out for the afternoon then?
`all of a swither`.. like it

they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop

that lime and soda is a long time coming
Use the bleedin' vending machines!
A person could die of thirst in here hoots. We'd better use the venders! At least the drinks are chilled.

Our forecast was for rain all day and it stopped about 8am and not had a dribble since.
Stooooopid, that's why they're there!
Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all


Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
Ewwwwww, were you just wearing yer boxers! HERE
Och, Sorry about that twass, yeah can both have them on me, thanks tae the brown envelope Sr, gave me but dont tell chinnie !
You lying toad! *deducts cost from Joe's wages*
Tuck in Chin, now that it's hot ... fish. chips, scampi, everything.

*Rubs belly. Rubs belly more.*

Just a suggestion but I think Sleeps should be left with the cleaning up as SR gave him a brown envelope today with instructions not to tell you. It's on the CCTV.
For the one & only time I fully agree with you! However there is no footage of me handing over any brown envelope, Joe is lying through his fat teeth!
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:07
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Well done Sr and everyone! When I saw the likes of Bob Geldof quaffing booze and having a go against the brave fishermen I knew I was right!
Morning chinny *clunk*
Oh did he! Some people are completely out of touch with the 'common people' who put their lives in danger on a daily basis!
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:10
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Morning chinny *clunk*
Oh did he! Some people are completely out of touch with the 'common people' who put their lives in danger on a daily basis!
Yes shouting the odds at the fishermen in a yacht going down the Thames.He feels he knows better than them.
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:20
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Yes shouting the odds at the fishermen in a yacht going down the Thames.He feels he knows better than them.

FFS! Bloody muppet........overfed, overpaid, overindulged prat!
He's never put his bloody life in danger doing a job, so he needs to shut his gob!
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:24
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http://www.theguardian.com/politics/...ames-flotillas
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:30
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Morning all

looking forward tae that shitepot getting his p45 today !
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:33
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Both prats judging from some of their behaviour! (Farage is a well known prat) ROLLEYES
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:35
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Morning all

looking forward tae that shitepot getting his p45 today !
Morning Joe, he can't just walk away at this precise moment tho', he brought the country into this, so he therefore has to try to ease the transition. Who would they put in his place, Boris, May, Gove!?
*clunk*
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Old 24-06-2016, 06:41
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Morning Sleeps Be under no illusion Sr, Wee Jimmy Krankie is no better. If I were Scottish I would support independence for Scotland, away from the English toffs but as I am English I think the UK works better as a whole. It is time, however we had proportional/fairer representation so everyone has a say not just wealthy toffs!
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