Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*deducts cost from chinny's wages*”
“*deducts cost from chinny's wages*”
That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today.
How would you cope living with Junker?
The Pub (Part 48)
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That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today.
How would you cope living with Junker?
Good afternoon. 
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.”
“Good afternoon.
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.
”
Aren't we all, dear!!
Although I'll have a pint of lime and soda first. Sweltering here in the South 
Originally Posted by hooter:
“humid as hell here
lime and soda water please...like wot twass is having
”
“humid as hell here
lime and soda water please...like wot twass is having
”
I've tried to do some gardening hoots but came over all of a swither [as my mum used to say]. Decided teetering on a stepladder trying to prune the roses was a fool's errand in this heat
`all of a swither`.. like it
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming
Originally Posted by hooter:
“`all of a swither`.. like it
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming”
“`all of a swither`.. like it
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming
”
A person could die of thirst in here hoots. We'd better use the venders! At least the drinks are chilled.
Our forecast was for rain all day and it stopped about 8am and not had a dribble since.
Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts”
“Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts
”
Hopefully the evening will be a tad cooler Sleeps. Any chance of the lime and soda's for hoots and me?? Don't spare the ice!! Thankyouplease!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hopefully the evening will be a tad cooler Sleeps. Any chance of the lime and soda's for hoots and me?? Don't spare the ice!! Thankyouplease!”
“Hopefully the evening will be a tad cooler Sleeps. Any chance of the lime and soda's for hoots and me?? Don't spare the ice!! Thankyouplease!”
Och, Sorry about that twass, yeah can both have them on me, thanks tae the brown envelope Sr, gave me but dont tell chinnie !
Good evening. Very wet and humid.
*Grabs all remotes*.
Is Chin about? It's an hour long Emmerdale tonight. Fancy a taka away?
Very wet and humid. *Grabs all remotes*.
Is Chin about? It's an hour long Emmerdale tonight. Fancy a taka away?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* Fish and chips please Eddy. ”
“Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* Fish and chips please Eddy. ”
Tuck in Chin, now that it's hot ... fish. chips, scampi, everything.
*Rubs belly. Rubs belly more.*
Just a suggestion but I think Sleeps should be left with the cleaning up as SR gave him a brown envelope today with instructions not to tell you.
It's on the CCTV.
My flabber has never been so gasted! Whoop whoop whoop we're OUT of the EU!
I never in a million years expected this result.
It also has implications for us up here!
*pins up celebration banners*
Also, Camoron will be out on his arse now, his plan failed big time, even he cannot be so arrogant to ignore this result! His position must be untenable now.
Well done Sr and everyone! When I saw the likes of Bob Geldof quaffing booze and having a go against the brave fishermen I knew I was right!
Originally Posted by davor:
“That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today. How would you cope living with Junker?”
“That is rather undemocratic behaviour. We might as well leave you in the EU when UK leaves today.
How would you cope living with Junker?”
I think you'll find the decisions in the pub are made solely by myself! So keep yer beak out!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.”
“Good afternoon.
I'm undecided and open to persuasion.
I'm in the mood for champagne cocktails and smoked salmon canapés, followed by tea and the finest miniature tea cakes.”
Are you off out for the afternoon then?
Originally Posted by hooter:
“`all of a swither`.. like it
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming”
“`all of a swither`.. like it
they said it was goin to pour today..barely had a blooming drop
that lime and soda is a long time coming”
Use the bleedin' vending machines!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“A person could die of thirst in here hoots. We'd better use the venders! At least the drinks are chilled.
Our forecast was for rain all day and it stopped about 8am and not had a dribble since.”
“A person could die of thirst in here hoots. We'd better use the venders! At least the drinks are chilled.
Our forecast was for rain all day and it stopped about 8am and not had a dribble since.”
Stooooopid, that's why they're there!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts”
“Afternoon Hoots, Twass, Eddy, Davor, & all
Still tae vote, will do it after my dinner, been warm here all day & I forgot tae take my shorts”
Ewwwwww, were you just wearing yer boxers! HERE
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och, Sorry about that twass, yeah can both have them on me, thanks tae the brown envelope Sr, gave me but dont tell chinnie !”
“Och, Sorry about that twass, yeah can both have them on me, thanks tae the brown envelope Sr, gave me but dont tell chinnie !”
You lying toad! *deducts cost from Joe's wages*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Tuck in Chin, now that it's hot ... fish. chips, scampi, everything.
*Rubs belly. Rubs belly more.*
Just a suggestion but I think Sleeps should be left with the cleaning up as SR gave him a brown envelope today with instructions not to tell you. It's on the CCTV. ”
“Tuck in Chin, now that it's hot ... fish. chips, scampi, everything.
*Rubs belly. Rubs belly more.*
Just a suggestion but I think Sleeps should be left with the cleaning up as SR gave him a brown envelope today with instructions not to tell you.
It's on the CCTV. ”
For the one & only time I fully agree with you! However there is no footage of me handing over any brown envelope, Joe is lying through his fat teeth!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Well done Sr and everyone! When I saw the likes of Bob Geldof quaffing booze and having a go against the brave fishermen I knew I was right!”
“Well done Sr and everyone! When I saw the likes of Bob Geldof quaffing booze and having a go against the brave fishermen I knew I was right!
”
Morning chinny *clunk*
Oh did he!
Some people are completely out of touch with the 'common people' who put their lives in danger on a daily basis!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning chinny *clunk*
Oh did he! Some people are completely out of touch with the 'common people' who put their lives in danger on a daily basis!”
“Morning chinny *clunk*
Oh did he!
Some people are completely out of touch with the 'common people' who put their lives in danger on a daily basis!”
Yes shouting the odds at the fishermen in a yacht going down the Thames.He feels he knows better than them.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Yes shouting the odds at the fishermen in a yacht going down the Thames.He feels he knows better than them.”
“Yes shouting the odds at the fishermen in a yacht going down the Thames.He feels he knows better than them.”
FFS! Bloody muppet........overfed, overpaid, overindulged prat!
He's never put his bloody life in danger doing a job, so he needs to shut his gob!
Both prats judging from some of their behaviour! (Farage is a well known prat) ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning all
looking forward tae that shitepot getting his p45 today !”
“Morning all
looking forward tae that shitepot getting his p45 today !
”
Morning Joe, he can't just walk away at this precise moment tho', he brought the country into this, so he therefore has to try to ease the transition. Who would they put in his place, Boris, May, Gove!?
*clunk*
Morning Sleeps Be under no illusion Sr, Wee Jimmy Krankie is no better. If I were Scottish I would support independence for Scotland, away from the English toffs but as I am English I think the UK works better as a whole. It is time, however we had proportional/fairer representation so everyone has a say not just wealthy toffs!
Be under no illusion Sr, Wee Jimmy Krankie is no better. If I were Scottish I would support independence for Scotland, away from the English toffs but as I am English I think the UK works better as a whole. It is time, however we had proportional/fairer representation so everyone has a say not just wealthy toffs!
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