Good morning all.


Hi Chin.

Nice morning here, on the cool side but pleasantly sunny.

What's on the breakfast menu? Or shall I pop in to McD's on my way for the papers.

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Good morning.

Morning all

looks like the asda gins been taking a battering !

*Steps over a comatosed heap of SR to get to table.*

Good morning Sleeps.

Terrible, terrible business! Morning all Mine's a pint of Stella ta!

Morning Eddy, you can eat that muck out in the garden



its the vending machines for you son, I'm ofski

Pah! Typical bliddy typical!

No need to worry. I got us large McBrekkies with extra hash browns and large fresh coffees.

Is there a blanket we can throw over SR? She'll catch a terrible cold asleep on that floor. Far too much gin again.

Morning all peeps and insensible SR!

Four white coffees please. Mini twass and her two pals are here

It;s the vending machines I'm afraid twassock. Sr is out for the count and Sleeps has resigned!

Yeah there is a dirty old horse blanket in the nearby stable I'll nick that and use it. *Rolleyes*

Oooo ta for the McBrekkies!

*sigh* You can't get good help these days!! *steps over SR's comatose body to venders*

I see Hilary Benn tried some dirty tricks in the Labour party! Good riddance to him. Not half the man his father was

Good morning twassington.


Hilary Benn is not even 10% of what Tony Ben was.

Heidi Alexander has just resigned from the Labour shadow cabinet.

Good riddance to both of them.

*saunters in casually* Morning all.

*does a double take* What is that lying on the floor covered up with a manky cover?

That's Ok then.........the real reason I didn't make & leave a cake is because greedy chinny & Eddy would have scoffed it!
However, HERE is one I made for you. *couriers it over to FB*
Hopefully your eyesight improves very soon & you come back to us. *hugs* Mwahhhhhh

*Takes all cake for self*

Sorry twassock and Eddy I didn't see your invisiposts. Good riddance to Hilary Benn. The man is a disgrace!

Morning Sr I know the horse blanket was smelly, but I thought you wouldn't mind.

Don't be so stooooopid, that cake has been couriered over to FB away from you & yer sidekick's paws!
What are you on about now! Have you had a bump to the head? In fact, here is a bump to the head, *whack* it might bring you to yer senses! ROLLEYES

Hilary Benn is absolutely awful, his dad must be spinning in his grave with his antics!

*invisiposts

Cripes, all the invisiposts!

Morning SR....is that your twin sister who was flat out earlier? She likes a gin or several don't she

Okaaaaaaaaaay.......if you say so........

If they're invisible how can you tell? Have you all gone mad?

Morning twass, I have no idea wot yer on about..........ROLLEYES

Nooooo of course you haven't

You still posting selfies.........

I like tasting mine, this is me!

Sad news coming from Scotland. I hope no-one is seriously injured.



BREAKING: A rollercoaster car has crashed off its rails at M&D's theme park in Scotland.