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Old 28-06-2016, 07:36
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Morning invisitwassock and invisihoots *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 28-06-2016, 07:39
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Tea and toast plez...ta
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Old 28-06-2016, 07:41
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Tea and toast plez...ta

That was the *clunks* *and *clatters* Stoooooooooooooooooooooopid! *invisirolleyes*
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Old 28-06-2016, 07:51
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You clattered so much you blooming spilt half of it on the toast

Soggy toast and half a cup of tea....

Heads to cafe down the road
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Old 28-06-2016, 08:17
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Ta muchly invisichins. *invisislurrrrps*
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Old 28-06-2016, 08:20
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It's hardly my fault that hoots became invisible is it? *Tuts loudly*
It's your job to make sure the premises is empty of people! *cuffs chinny round the lugs*
Morning all peepsicles! Engerland did as I expected them to. Grim! They never let us down

Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes please. Invisihoots will have the same.
Morning twass, what bugs me more is the sense of entitlement some Englishers have, that they took it as read they would be in the final! ROLLEYES
*clunk clatter splosh*
Morning all

Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night


Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home..
*hands hoots hefty bill for board & lodgings for 2 nights*
Tea and toast plez...ta
Not until you settle yer bill for board & lodgings!
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Old 28-06-2016, 08:24
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BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy..............Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.......................................bob
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Old 28-06-2016, 09:03
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Good morning everyone. Gorgeous sunny morning.

You're assuming wrongly, why on earth would I be doing that! Only thing you'll be getting is a bunch of 5's. Eejit!


You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.

Morning all

Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night

Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home.
£450 ... Where were you?

Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens? You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy).
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Old 28-06-2016, 15:22
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Good morning everyone. Gorgeous sunny morning.





You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.



£450 ... Where were you?

Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens? You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy).
GOOD! I always aim to please.

If I find any of those dodgy tokens anywhere near my machines you will be charged with theft! You have been warned!..............

Afternoon all.
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Old 28-06-2016, 15:44
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Afternoon all peeps! Very pleasant sunny afternoon here in gorgeous Kent. The apples are swelling on my tree and the garden is in full bloom!

Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.
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Old 28-06-2016, 16:22
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Afternoon all peeps! Very pleasant sunny afternoon here in gorgeous Kent. The apples are swelling on my tree and the garden is in full bloom!

Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.
It's muggy here with not much sun. My cucumbers are getting very big!

*clunk plink plonk rustle*
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Old 28-06-2016, 16:32
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Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

heavy rain here just now .................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs
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Old 28-06-2016, 16:48
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It's muggy here with not much sun. My cucumbers are getting very big!

*clunk plink plonk rustle*
I say!! Mind they don't go to seed

Ta muchly.....*slurpity*

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

heavy rain here just now .................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
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Old 28-06-2016, 16:53
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I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
It better be good, It'll be my first time in Devon /Cornwall, just hope we dont meet Sr's hounds when walking on the moors !
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Old 28-06-2016, 17:58
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should have gorn to Dorset Sleeps..tis lovely
hope you have good wevver sleeps

Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed` blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated?

Pint of tea plez...ta
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Old 28-06-2016, 18:05
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Ditto wot hoots says Sleeps. Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 28-06-2016, 18:11
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slurps...ta


any toasted teacake wiv that?
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Old 28-06-2016, 18:16
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Good evening all.

It better be good, It'll be my first time in Devon /Cornwall, just hope we dont meet Sr's hounds when walking on the moors !
I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I just hope the weather is ok.
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Old 28-06-2016, 18:21
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slurps...ta


any toasted teacake wiv that?
This ain't a bliddy cafe! You'll 'ave pork scratchings and be 'appy! *Rolleyes* *Rustle*

Good evening all.



I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I justhope the weather is ok.
Evening Eddy *clunk*

Have a good evening peeps.
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Old 28-06-2016, 19:43
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Ooh, the west country! You'll love it Sleeps. Make sure to have a clotted cream tea
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Old 28-06-2016, 21:23
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Old 28-06-2016, 22:21
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Old 29-06-2016, 05:27
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 29-06-2016, 05:33
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Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

heavy rain here just now .................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs
I thought you'd be going to Lanzargrotty as usual.
I say!! Mind they don't go to seed

Ta muchly.....*slurpity*



I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
*tuts* some are as small as a chipolata & the 1 large one isn't quite ripe yet!

should have gorn to Dorset Sleeps..tis lovely
hope you have good wevver sleeps

Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed` blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated?

Pint of tea plez...ta

You need yer eyes testing,.,,,,the bill was for £250 not £2.50, the £2.50 will just about cover the cost of the loo roll you STOLE!
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Old 29-06-2016, 06:07
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Morning Sr and peeps
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