Morning invisitwassock and invisihoots 
*clunks* *clatters*
*clunks* *clatters*
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by hooter:
“Tea and toast plez...ta”
“Tea and toast plez...ta
”
That was the *clunks* *and *clatters* Stoooooooooooooooooooooopid! *invisirolleyes*
You clattered so much you blooming spilt half of it on the toast
Soggy toast and half a cup of tea....
Heads to cafe down the road
Soggy toast and half a cup of tea....
Heads to cafe down the road
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“It's hardly my fault that hoots became invisible is it? *Tuts loudly* ”
“It's hardly my fault that hoots became invisible is it? *Tuts loudly* ”
It's your job to make sure the premises is empty of people! *cuffs chinny round the lugs*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles! Engerland did as I expected them to. Grim! They never let us down
Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes please. Invisihoots will have the same.”
“Morning all peepsicles! Engerland did as I expected them to. Grim! They never let us down
Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes please. Invisihoots will have the same.”
Morning twass, what bugs me more is the sense of entitlement some Englishers have, that they took it as read they would be in the final! ROLLEYES
*clunk clatter splosh*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning all
Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night
Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home..
”
“Morning all
Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night
Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home..
”
*hands hoots hefty bill for board & lodgings for 2 nights*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Tea and toast plez...ta”
“Tea and toast plez...ta
”
Not until you settle yer bill for board & lodgings!
BB SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy..............Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.......................................bob
HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma........................................Davor
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina.....................................kate
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy..............Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.......................................bob
Good morning everyone. Gorgeous sunny morning.
You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.
£450 ...
Where were you?
Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens? You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy). 
Gorgeous sunny morning.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You're assuming wrongly, why on earth would I be doing that! Only thing you'll be getting is a bunch of 5's. Eejit!”
“You're assuming wrongly, why on earth would I be doing that! Only thing you'll be getting is a bunch of 5's. Eejit!
”
You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning all
Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night
Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home.”
“Morning all
Thank goody someone left the window open... could have been locked in all night
Blooming taxis are expensive late at night,cost me £450 to get home.”
£450 ...
Where were you? Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens?
You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy).
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone. Gorgeous sunny morning.
You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.
£450 ... Where were you?
Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens? You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy).”
“Good morning everyone. Gorgeous sunny morning.
You thug. I'm outraged at your outrageousness.
£450 ... Where were you?
Seeing that you have moved into the Pub, would you like to buy some of my home made plastic tokens?
You can use them to get free drinks and snacks out of the vending machines. They are fully 'SR approved'. She enjoys collecting all the different colours and using them to make her own jewellery (it's part of her anger management therapy).”
GOOD!
I always aim to please. If I find any of those dodgy tokens anywhere near my machines you will be charged with theft! You have been warned!..............
Afternoon all.
Afternoon all peeps! Very pleasant sunny afternoon here in gorgeous Kent. The apples are swelling on my tree and the garden is in full bloom!
Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.
Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peeps! Very pleasant sunny afternoon here in gorgeous Kent. The apples are swelling on my tree and the garden is in full bloom!
Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.”
“Afternoon all peeps! Very pleasant sunny afternoon here in gorgeous Kent. The apples are swelling on my tree and the garden is in full bloom!
Half of bitter shandy please with some ice in it and a bag of cashew nuts.”
It's muggy here with not much sun. My cucumbers are getting very big!
*clunk plink plonk rustle*
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
heavy rain here just now.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs
heavy rain here just now
.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It's muggy here with not much sun. My cucumbers are getting very big!
*clunk plink plonk rustle*”
“It's muggy here with not much sun. My cucumbers are getting very big!
*clunk plink plonk rustle*”
I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
heavy rain here just now.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs ”
“Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
heavy rain here just now
.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs ”
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week”
“I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
”
It better be good, It'll be my first time in Devon /Cornwall, just hope we dont meet Sr's hounds when walking on the moors !
should have gorn to Dorset Sleeps..tis lovely
hope you have good wevver sleeps
Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed`
blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated?
Pint of tea plez...ta
hope you have good wevver sleeps
Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed`
blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated? Pint of tea plez...ta
Good evening all.
I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I just hope the weather is ok.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It better be good, It'll be my first time in Devon /Cornwall, just hope we dont meet Sr's hounds when walking on the moors !”
“It better be good, It'll be my first time in Devon /Cornwall, just hope we dont meet Sr's hounds when walking on the moors !
”
I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I just hope the weather is ok.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“slurps...ta
any toasted teacake wiv that?”
“slurps...ta
any toasted teacake wiv that?”
This ain't a bliddy cafe! You'll 'ave pork scratchings and be 'appy! *Rolleyes* *Rustle*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I justhope the weather is ok.”
“Good evening all.
I'm certain you'll have a lovely time. I justhope the weather is ok.
”
Evening Eddy
*clunk* Have a good evening peeps.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
heavy rain here just now.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs ”
“Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
heavy rain here just now
.................only 7 more sleeps tae I'm coming down salf fer my holibobs ”
I thought you'd be going to Lanzargrotty as usual.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week”
“I say!! Mind they don't go to seed
Ta muchly.....*slurpity*
I hope you get decent weather....been very wet down here over the past week
”
*tuts* some are as small as a chipolata & the 1 large one isn't quite ripe yet!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“should have gorn to Dorset Sleeps..tis lovely
hope you have good wevver sleeps
Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed` blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated?
Pint of tea plez...ta”
“should have gorn to Dorset Sleeps..tis lovely
hope you have good wevver sleeps
Board and blooming lodgings......? Pays £2.50 ...that should more than cover the cost of the 4 toilet rolls I `borrowed`
blooming scratchy ole stuff..wot cash and carry did you buy that from...Bargain Hunters Incorporated? Pint of tea plez...ta”
You need yer eyes testing,.,,,,the bill was for £250 not £2.50, the £2.50 will just about cover the cost of the loo roll you STOLE!
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