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Old 30-06-2016, 06:45
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You were inside, stop fibbing, I checked the CCTV HERE

Because some toerag nicked it! Probably Eddy the Crook!
I yelled that through the letterbox......


Anyways.........can I have tea and toast plez ....ta

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Old 30-06-2016, 07:26
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Morning Sr and hoots
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:43
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Morning chins and all



Finally.............can I have tea and toast plez......and could I have a suspicion of the Marmite on the toast plez......ta????
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:48
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Morning all pubsters, skinflints, toerags, marmite lovers and all peeps!!!

Minging down with rain here. Well, I guess it saves having to water the garden *rolleyes*

Tea please with toast containing a tad more than a suspicion of marmite, ta very much!
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:52
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Yer'll have to wait for Sr. I am off to change the barrels and feed Parton and Gorbals.
Morning BTW .
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:55
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Yer'll have to wait for Sr. I am off to change the barrels and feed Parton and Gorbals.
Morning BTW .
Moaning......couldn't you do our orders first??
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:56
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Faints of starvation.........
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Old 30-06-2016, 07:59
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I yelled that through the letterbox......


Anyways.........can I have tea and toast plez ....ta

Strokes cat
After you settle yer bill!
Morning Sr and hoots
Morning chinny
Morning chins and all



Finally.............can I have tea and toast plez......and could I have a suspicion of the Marmite on the toast plez......ta????
No you couldn't!
Morning all pubsters, skinflints, toerags, marmite lovers and all peeps!!!

Minging down with rain here. Well, I guess it saves having to water the garden *rolleyes*

Tea please with toast containing a tad more than a suspicion of marmite, ta very much!
Morning twass *clunk clatter* *points to the beer garden* take yer manky toast out there to eat it!
Moaning......couldn't you do our orders first??
Don't disturb him when he's actually planning on doing some work!
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Old 30-06-2016, 08:00
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Faints of starvation.........
*chucks bucket of icy cold water over hoots* SPLOSH!
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Old 30-06-2016, 08:01
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you

Ta muchly SR!
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Old 30-06-2016, 08:11
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you

Ta muchly SR!

Ewwwwwwww, gross!

*takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside.
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Old 30-06-2016, 08:19
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Ewwwwwwww, gross!

*takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside.
Well I had to help poor starving hoots out somehow and I wasn't going to waste the marmite
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Old 30-06-2016, 11:24
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Good morning.

Gorgeously sunny morning here and really quite warm. Just the right sort of weather to be working from home whilst watching Wimbledon in the good old snug.

*Gets out picnic basket full of treats and drinks.*

*Puts 'do not disturb if you are twassington' sign on snug door.'
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Old 30-06-2016, 14:10
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Good afternoon.

*Borrows Pub microwave.*

*Leaves 5p for microwavege on bar.*

I like my quiche hot.

*Returns to snug and watching tennis.*
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Old 30-06-2016, 14:31
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Well I had to help poor starving hoots out somehow and I wasn't going to waste the marmite
Yer all heart!
Good morning.

Gorgeously sunny morning here and really quite warm. Just the right sort of weather to be working from home whilst watching Wimbledon in the good old snug.

*Gets out picnic basket full of treats and drinks.*

*Puts 'do not disturb if you are twassington' sign on snug door.'

You do not bring in yer own food! *prepares large bill for misuse of premises*
Good afternoon.

*Borrows Pub microwave.*

*Leaves 5p for microwavege on bar.*

I like my quiche hot.

*Returns to snug and watching tennis.*

You do NOT enter the kitchen & you most certainly do NOT use any of the equipment!

*rips down sign & bashes Eddy the Crook over the head with a wooden rolling pin*
How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home. *hands Eddy the Crook a very large bill & huckles him outside* You will not be served or allowed onto the premises until you pay yer bill!

Afternoon all.
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Old 30-06-2016, 15:02
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How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home.
Afternoon all.
Och dry yer eyes, its chin & i that run this joint, its yer name above the door ( for now ) & thats about it !

Afternoon Sr, & all
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Old 30-06-2016, 15:12
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you

Ta muchly SR!
Ohhhhhhhhh, thank you

Ewwwwwwww, gross!

*takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside.
Ta muchly,,noms toast gratefully
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Old 30-06-2016, 15:30
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Och dry yer eyes, its chin & i that run this joint, its yer name above the door ( for now ) & thats about it !

Afternoon Sr, & all

In yer dreams mister! Any more of yer lip & you'll be getting yer P45!
Why would I have a dog & bark myself, that's why I employ staff! Stooooopid eejit!
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Old 30-06-2016, 15:32
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Afternoon all peepsicles and poptarts! Just chopped about six inches orf my hair. I can't nearly sit on it now

Large pot of tea and a plate of scones with cream and jam to go please
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Old 30-06-2016, 15:37
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Afternoon all peepsicles and poptarts! Just chopped about six inches orf my hair. I can't nearly sit on it now

Large pot of tea and a plate of scones with cream and jam to go please
Afternoon twass & very nice it looks too.

Yer not in a bloody tearoom! *slam clatter slam*
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Old 30-06-2016, 16:07
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*rips down sign & bashes Eddy the Crook over the head with a wooden rolling pin*
How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home. *hands Eddy the Crook a very large bill & huckles him outside* You will not be served or allowed onto the premises until you pay yer bill!

Afternoon all.
*Settles bill*

I refuse to allow you to spoil this lovely sunny day with your unreasonableness and inability to control your temper.

A jug of Pimms please, I'm in the Pub garden. And hurry up.
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Old 30-06-2016, 16:10
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Afternoon twass & very nice it looks too.

Yer not in a bloody tearoom! *slam clatter slam*
Thankies! There's not a decent tearooms in DS, besides I come in here for the craic
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Old 30-06-2016, 16:27
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In yer dreams mister! Any more of yer lip & you'll be getting yer P45!
Why would I have a dog & bark myself, that's why I employ staff! Stooooopid eejit!
You can give me my p45 anytime you like, * rolleyes * ....... we'll see how yeah get on nxt week when I'm on holiday, You'll have Eddy the spook knocking yer door down trying tae fill my boot * rolleyes twice * & I cant see chinnie knocking his pan in every night while hes been fed by the spook, can you ????? * rolleyes thrice *
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Old 30-06-2016, 17:59
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has a nice holibob Sleeps.....
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Old 30-06-2016, 18:08
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Yes, have a nice holibob Sleeps! Enjoy the Westcountry!
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