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![]() ![]() ![]() You were inside, stop fibbing, I checked the CCTV HERE Because some toerag nicked it! Probably Eddy the Crook! ![]() ![]() Anyways.........can I have tea and toast plez ....ta Strokes cat |
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Morning Sr and hoots
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Morning chins and all
![]() ![]() Finally.............can I have tea and toast plez......and could I have a suspicion of the Marmite on the toast plez......ta???? |
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Morning all pubsters, skinflints, toerags, marmite lovers and all peeps!!!
Minging down with rain here. Well, I guess it saves having to water the garden *rolleyes* Tea please with toast containing a tad more than a suspicion of marmite, ta very much! |
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Yer'll have to wait for Sr. I am off to change the barrels and feed Parton and Gorbals.
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Yer'll have to wait for Sr. I am off to change the barrels and feed Parton and Gorbals.
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Faints of starvation.........
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I yelled that through the letterbox......
![]() Anyways.........can I have tea and toast plez ....ta Strokes cat ![]() Quote:
Morning Sr and hoots
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Morning chins and all
![]() ![]() Finally.............can I have tea and toast plez......and could I have a suspicion of the Marmite on the toast plez......ta???? ![]() Quote:
Morning all pubsters, skinflints, toerags, marmite lovers and all peeps!!!
Minging down with rain here. Well, I guess it saves having to water the garden *rolleyes* Tea please with toast containing a tad more than a suspicion of marmite, ta very much! ![]() Quote:
Moaning......couldn't you do our orders first??
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Faints of starvation.........
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you
![]() Ta muchly SR! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ewwwwwwww, gross! *takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside.
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![]() ![]() ![]() Ewwwwwwww, gross! *takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside. ![]()
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Good morning.
![]() Gorgeously sunny morning here and really quite warm. Just the right sort of weather to be working from home whilst watching Wimbledon in the good old snug. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Gets out picnic basket full of treats and drinks.* ![]() *Puts 'do not disturb if you are twassington' sign on snug door.' ![]()
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Good afternoon.
![]() *Borrows Pub microwave.* ![]() *Leaves 5p for microwavege on bar.* ![]() I like my quiche hot. ![]() *Returns to snug and watching tennis.*
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Well I had to help poor starving hoots out somehow and I wasn't going to waste the marmite
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Good morning.
Gorgeously sunny morning here and really quite warm. Just the right sort of weather to be working from home whilst watching Wimbledon in the good old snug. *Gets out picnic basket full of treats and drinks.* *Puts 'do not disturb if you are twassington' sign on snug door.' ![]() ![]() ![]() You do not bring in yer own food! *prepares large bill for misuse of premises* Quote:
Good afternoon.
![]() *Borrows Pub microwave.* *Leaves 5p for microwavege on bar.* I like my quiche hot. *Returns to snug and watching tennis.* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You do NOT enter the kitchen & you most certainly do NOT use any of the equipment! *rips down sign & bashes Eddy the Crook over the head with a wooden rolling pin* How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home. *hands Eddy the Crook a very large bill & huckles him outside* You will not be served or allowed onto the premises until you pay yer bill! Afternoon all.
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How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home. Afternoon all. ![]() Afternoon Sr, & all
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Hoots, you can share me toast. I'll lick some of the marmite off first if there's too much on for you
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![]() ![]() ![]() Ewwwwwwww, gross! *takes pity on hoots & gives her her own toast with unlicked slavery marmite* You need to eat that outside. ![]() |
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Och dry yer eyes, its chin & i that run this joint, its yer name above the door ( for now ) & thats about it !
Afternoon Sr, & all ![]() ![]() ![]() In yer dreams mister! Any more of yer lip & you'll be getting yer P45! Why would I have a dog & bark myself, that's why I employ staff! Stooooopid eejit! |
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Afternoon all peepsicles and poptarts! Just chopped about six inches orf my hair. I can't nearly sit on it now
![]() Large pot of tea and a plate of scones with cream and jam to go please
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Afternoon all peepsicles and poptarts! Just chopped about six inches orf my hair. I can't nearly sit on it now
![]() Large pot of tea and a plate of scones with cream and jam to go please ![]() Yer not in a bloody tearoom! *slam clatter slam*
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*rips down sign & bashes Eddy the Crook over the head with a wooden rolling pin* How very dare you treat my pub like an extension of yer own home. *hands Eddy the Crook a very large bill & huckles him outside* You will not be served or allowed onto the premises until you pay yer bill! Afternoon all. ![]() ![]() I refuse to allow you to spoil this lovely sunny day with your unreasonableness and inability to control your temper. ![]() A jug of Pimms please, I'm in the Pub garden. And hurry up.
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Afternoon twass & very nice it looks too.
Yer not in a bloody tearoom! *slam clatter slam* ![]()
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![]() ![]() In yer dreams mister! Any more of yer lip & you'll be getting yer P45! Why would I have a dog & bark myself, that's why I employ staff! Stooooopid eejit! |
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has a nice holibob Sleeps.....
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Yes, have a nice holibob Sleeps! Enjoy the Westcountry!
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